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camberwell gypsy

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Chris fucking Moyles decided to use the best part of the last hour of his show this morning to play nothing but Prince records and most other breakfast shows gushed praised for Squiggle or whatever his name was. One radio show encouraged listeners to email their fondest memories, bollocks like "He loved his fans and I loved him". I bet if this twat approached him for an autograph, he would have been lifted up and tossed aside by his bodyguards and Prince wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire.

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23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Chris fucking Moyles decided to use the best part of the last hour of his show this morning to play nothing but Prince records and most other breakfast shows gushed praised for Squiggle or whatever his name was. One radio show encouraged listeners to email their fondest memories, bollocks like "He loved his fans and I loved him". I bet if this twat approached him for an autograph, he would have been lifted up and tossed aside by his bodyguards and Prince wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire.

How cruel . He is dead so he must have been nice , everybody is nice when they are dead.

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5 hours ago, Snatch said:

I suppose Sheena Easton will see this as an excuse to try and revive her pop career and have a second "hit".

Is she still worth another go then?

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Chris fucking Moyles decided to use the best part of the last hour of his show this morning to play nothing but Prince records and most other breakfast shows gushed praised for Squiggle or whatever his name was. One radio show encouraged listeners to email their fondest memories, bollocks like "He loved his fans and I loved him". I bet if this twat approached him for an autograph, he would have been lifted up and tossed aside by his bodyguards and Prince wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire.

I don't know about that lot, but I know he's a right fucking short arse. So is Prince. Was.

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Could never stand this mincing, porn-moustachioed dwarf poove. The best thing about the diminutive fucking bender was that he sometimes played a Telecaster (ironically, the only guitar a real gentleman and bona fide Alpha plays, because he likely wanted to re-inforce his masculinity). I had the chance to see him a few years back, but I'd rather crap in my hands and clap than spend money on seeing this raving fucking arse-butler. He can fuck right off. 

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3 minutes ago, Rev said:

Could never stand this mincing, porn-moustachioed dwarf poove. The best thing about the diminutive fucking bender was that he sometimes played a Telecaster (ironically, the only guitar a real gentleman and bona fide Alpha plays, because he likely wanted to re-inforce his masculinity). I had the chance to see him a few years back, but I'd rather crap in my hands and clap than spend money on seeing this raving fucking arse-butler. He can fuck right off. 

I don't think I ever saw one photo or read anything about him that didn't make me think, 'you little fucking shithouse, fuck off.'

 

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5 minutes ago, Rev said:

Could never stand this mincing, porn-moustachioed dwarf poove. The best thing about the diminutive fucking bender was that he sometimes played a Telecaster (ironically, the only guitar a real gentleman and bona fide Alpha plays, because he likely wanted to re-inforce his masculinity). I had the chance to see him a few years back, but I'd rather crap in my hands and clap than spend money on seeing this raving fucking arse-butler. He can fuck right off. 

His obituary in the Telegraph said he was married twice.

How do you know he was knob-jockey ?

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It didn't take a cunting genius to recognise that he was no more than a fucking cake-eating, hint of mint chut and was almost certainly married to another two like-minded bassoon-playing brown hatters. This lettuce-licking ring pirate bastard's arse-buffoonery stuck out like a fucking turd on a pool table to ordinary blokes. Ordinarily, I'm unwilling to speak ill of the dead, unless of course, they were a cunt, but this goat-blowing daffodil twat was as gay as he was terminally dull. Fuck him. 

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36 minutes ago, Rev said:

Could never stand this mincing, porn-moustachioed dwarf poove. The best thing about the diminutive fucking bender was that he sometimes played a Telecaster (ironically, the only guitar a real gentleman and bona fide Alpha plays, because he likely wanted to re-inforce his masculinity). I had the chance to see him a few years back, but I'd rather crap in my hands and clap than spend money on seeing this raving fucking arse-butler. He can fuck right off. 

It's ok Rev,he has.

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Earl of Punkape

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9 minutes ago, Rev said:

It didn't take a cunting genius to recognise that he was no more than a fucking cake-eating, hint of mint chut and was almost certainly married to another two like-minded bassoon-playing brown hatters. This lettuce-licking ring pirate bastard's arse-buffoonery stuck out like a fucking turd on a pool table to ordinary blokes. Ordinarily, I'm unwilling to speak ill of the dead, unless of course, they were a cunt, but this goat-blowing daffodil twat was as gay as he was terminally dull. Fuck him. 

And fuck you too.

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2 hours ago, Rev said:

It didn't take a cunting genius to recognise that he was no more than a fucking cake-eating, hint of mint chut and was almost certainly married to another two like-minded bassoon-playing brown hatters. This lettuce-licking ring pirate bastard's arse-buffoonery stuck out like a fucking turd on a pool table to ordinary blokes. Ordinarily, I'm unwilling to speak ill of the dead, unless of course, they were a cunt, but this goat-blowing daffodil twat was as gay as he was terminally dull. Fuck him. 

You'd make a super obituaries columnist, Rev. Looking forward to your piece when old Barb dies.  

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On 21 April 2016 at 6:59 PM, Manky said:

He was one obnoxious cunt. Full of himself and allegedly a bit of a bender to boot. If he had spent more time playing with the chocolate starfish and less with his bontempi stratocaster then maybe I would never heard of him and my life would have been so much sweeter.

"He died in a recording studio, it Is what he would have wanted", all his friends will say. Well call me picky but I can't think of anywhere that I want to die in.

He's fucking PURPLE now !

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