Guest Manky Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 He was one obnoxious cunt. Full of himself and allegedly a bit of a bender to boot. If he had spent more time playing with the chocolate starfish and less with his bontempi stratocaster then maybe I would never heard of him and my life would have been so much sweeter. "He died in a recording studio, it Is what he would have wanted", all his friends will say. Well call me picky but I can't think of anywhere that I want to die in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Fuck it!....I thought they meant William 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, neil298 said: Fuck it!....I thought they meant William No such fucking luck. That would have been £ 2million a year saved which equals a lot of extra NHS health care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 31 minutes ago, Manky said: He was one obnoxious cunt. Full of himself and allegedly a bit of a bender to boot. If he had spent more time playing with the chocolate starfish and less with his bontempi stratocaster then maybe I would never heard of him and my life would have been so much sweeter. "He died in a recording studio, it Is what he would have wanted", all his friends will say. Well call me picky but I can't think of anywhere that I want to doe in. I did mention this earlier today. He is dead so he was nice. I feel that he timed his death to prove my point. He really was a nice guy with a great sense of humour which came from his dad naming him Prince Roger Nelson. He will be sadly missed......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Didn't he used to have 'slave' written on his face as a reference to some contract dispute at the time? Well, he's like all the other slaves now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I remember when he won some music award and walked up on stage surrounded by a load of body guards. Looked a right twat. He used to come on stage on occasions seated on a big motorbike, but apparently he failed his motorcycle proficiency test because his feet couldn't reach the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I remember when he won some music award and walked up on stage surrounded by a load of body guards. Looked a right twat. He used to come on stage on occasions seated on a big motorbike, but apparently he failed his motorcycle proficiency test because his feet couldn't reach the ground. I always thought he looked huge. Decs? You like that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I did mention this earlier today. He is dead so he was nice. I feel that he timed his death to prove my point. He really was a nice guy with a great sense of humour which came from his dad naming him Prince Roger Nelson. He will be sadly missed......... Was his dad Willie Nelson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember when he won some music award and walked up on stage surrounded by a load of body guards. Looked a right twat. He used to come on stage on occasions seated on a big motorbike, but apparently he failed his motorcycle proficiency test because his feet couldn't reach the ground. He had nice hats as well , not quite as good as your Queen's but nearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: I always thought he looked huge. Decs? You like that one? I fucking did as well. Mike, I'm making a half-time substitution. You're out of The Bore Four and Wizardsleeve is in. Did you know that he is an American? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I fucking did as well. Mike, I'm making a half-time substitution. You're out of The Bore Four and Wizardsleeve is in. Did you know that he is an American? That's fine, the only reason I'm here is to win your approval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I've died on stage a thousand times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 He made good music, was a proper musician who had talent. I dont really give a fuck, but he was good at what he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember when he won some music award and walked up on stage surrounded by a load of body guards. Looked a right twat. He used to come on stage on occasions seated on a big motorbike, but apparently he failed his motorcycle proficiency test because his feet couldn't reach the ground. Presumably you mean because he was sat on a motorbike and not because of the fact he was so far up his own arse that his feet didn't touch the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: He was one obnoxious cunt. Full of himself and allegedly a bit of a bender to boot. If he had spent more time playing with the chocolate starfish and less with his bontempi stratocaster then maybe I would never heard of him and my life would have been so much sweeter. "He died in a recording studio, it Is what he would have wanted", all his friends will say. Well call me picky but I can't think of anywhere that I want to die in. I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Did some genuinely decent stuff, unfortunately marred by gallons of total shite and such an "up his own arse" attitude of self important fuckwittery that it kind of ruined the good stuff... He got some fit birds though, whether it was a front for backdoorsmanship or not, they were fucking hot some of his arm candy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 39 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm glad he's dead. Straight to the point and no fucking around. I like your style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 What a shock......just heard the news. All the big stars are passing away, Bowie.....Prince..............Daniels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Good riddance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What a shock......just heard the news. All the big stars are passing away, Bowie.....Prince..............Daniels Indeed. The most important next 3 well known dead cunts I have prioritised are Tony Blair, Tony Blair.............and Tony Blair. Yes, I am tough on Blair and tough on the causes of Blair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Really. Mine would be Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter. Although to be fair i am looking at this with a very different view to yours. (thank fuck for that). Its not that i like Blair, but we did vote him in. - and i mean we as in the voting public, not you. You can't even procure decent post pub takeaway food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I've died on stage a thousand times. On here once would be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Indeed. The most important next 3 well known dead cunts I have prioritised are Tony Blair, Tony Blair.............and Tony Blair. Yes, I am tough on Blair and tough on the causes of Blair. He's not even gay though. And he's one your god bothering cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 I suppose Sheena Easton will see this as an excuse to try and revive her pop career and have a second "hit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: He's not even gay though. And he's one your god bothering cunts. If Blair was fat,gay,Muslim and black Judy would be straight up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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