Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: and learn the quotation, Klatu Virata Nicto. Gimme some sugar baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Pour boiling water down your throat and flush it out. He is immune to all forms of warfarin and arsenic. Boiling water would only brighten his dank, velvety coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He is immune to all forms of warfarin and arsenic. Boiling water would only brighten his dank, velvety coat. Read Roops posts to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 I read today that the last PG Tips chimpanzee has died. Roll call time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I read today that the last PG Tips chimpanzee has died. Roll call time. Punkers has been waiting for this day. Now he has a chance to get out of trolley-collecting in Tesco to follow in his fathers' footsteps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, Manky said: I read today that the last PG Tips chimpanzee has died. Roll call time. And his name was Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 11 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Give me a break, Eddie. I do my best standing there naked talking dirty to these fools who part with their hard earned. Well I hope they're hard. Fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: From the aptly name cunt who used to hang off Michael Jackson. Oops, I do believe you've shown your hand. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Oops, I do believe you've shown your hand. Idiot. Said the cop to George Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 https://youtu.be/UOXaBV8mD-I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: He is immune to all forms of warfarin and arsenic. Boiling water would only brighten his dank, velvety coat. I'm told their pelts make excellent gloves, which is apt, as I'll likely fist young Gurt so his eyeballs peep out on stalks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 13 hours ago, Eddie said: Ha ha bang on, that is exactly where I stayed. Yvette fielding is a cunt. Oh dont be nasty about her. She was good in Carry on Screaming as Kenneth Williams' wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet you took a bathrobe or a mini kettle- come clean. Radisson Hotels' bathrobes are nice and fluffy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Radisson Hotels' bathrobes are nice and fluffy! I usually leave them soiled with curry and crack-blim burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 29 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I usually leave them soiled with curry and crack-blim burns I don't leave them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't leave them! You take mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You take mine? You couldn't afford a Radisson hotel QC. Your level is a 1 star hostel in Peckham above Yilmaz kebab shop. Frank uses it when he's flushed. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You couldn't afford a Radisson hotel QC. Your level is a 1 star hostel in Peckham above Yilmaz kebab shop. Frank uses it when he's flushed. ? Nonsense. Quincy has high tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nonsense. Quincy has high tastes. Then I humbly apologise, kind sir (curtseys and flashes eyelashes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You couldn't afford a Radisson hotel QC. Your level is a 1 star hostel in Peckham above Yilmaz kebab shop. Frank uses it when he's flushed. ? I too would like to flush Frank, but the cunts a floater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You couldn't afford a Radisson hotel QC. Your level is a 1 star hostel in Peckham above Yilmaz kebab shop. Frank uses it when he's flushed. ? If that's a euphemism for something, I don't want to know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 14 hours ago, Manky said: I read today that the last PG Tips chimpanzee has died. Roll call time. Roll call on Canal st. i bet you don't miss that. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Roll call on Canal st. i bet you don't miss that. lol. You seem quite familiar with Anal Street. I'm not. Now fuck off and die you cretinous little twat. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 On 23 April 2016 at 9:33 AM, Eddie said: Ha ha bang on, that is exactly where I stayed. Yvette fielding is a cunt. Fucking hell I've stayed at the Mermaid in Rye too. That's 3 of us. We could ask to get the name changed to the " Cuntscorner user Hotel". Can't see any problems there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Fucking hell I've stayed at the Mermaid in Rye too. That's 3 of us. We could ask to get the name changed to the " Cuntscorner user Hotel". Can't see any problems there.... you gullible cunts. you do realise santa clause doesn't exist, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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