Mrs Roops Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 Not sure what caused this, whether because she thought she thought she deserved VIP treatment or was annoyed at not being recognized, but last week, Cara Delevingne threw a thromby when selected for a random security baggage check at Paris Nord Railway Station before boarding the Eurostar. During her meltdown she launched a four-letter tirade at hapless staff who had the temerity of doing their job. After being escorted to a private room and then detained for an hour she reappeared looking tearful. She had paid a fine for abusive behaviour and was profusely apologising to station staff, her remorse no doubt motivated by knowing that news of the whole sorry episode was being transmitted around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 All 'celebrities' should be melted down, fuck-knows what you'd do with the resulting sludge, I suppose you could put it on the garden as fertilizer, or dribble it on those kebab do-dahs, the beloved snack of foreigners and pissed-up cunts everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Not sure what caused this, whether because she thought she thought she deserved VIP treatment or was annoyed at not being recognized, but last week, Cara Delevingne threw a thromby when selected for a random security baggage check at Paris Nord Railway Station before boarding the Eurostar. During her meltdown she launched a four-letter tirade at hapless staff who had the temerity of doing their job. After being escorted to a private room and then detained for an hour she reappeared looking tearful. She had paid a fine for abusive behaviour and was profusely apologising to station staff, her remorse no doubt motivated by knowing that news of the whole sorry episode was being transmitted around the world. Wouldn't be so bad if the slag had any talent, what exactly is she famous for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 24 minutes ago, r-soles said: Wouldn't be so bad if the slag had any talent, what exactly is she famous for? Model/actress/singer according to Wikipedia, with that rabid baboon mug shot above I'm guessing she's also polished a fair few casting agents knobs in the process. Look at those eyebrows for fuck sakes, looks like Tom Selleck is claiming squatters rights on her forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 filth would be pouring from her mouth .............after sucking my cock. If her eyebrows are anything to go by, I reckon her growler is wilder than The Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 27 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: filth would be pouring from her mouth .............after sucking my cock. If her eyebrows are anything to go by, I reckon her growler is wilder than The Roops. You've just spoilt my 5 minutes of fun, you cunt. Oh of course, Burberry model, typical fucking chav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 It looks like that fucking munter Sinead O'Dreary Cunt Connor has Lord Lucaned after "going out for a ride" on her bike. Hopefully they'll find her charred remains up a mountain before the decade's end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rev said: It looks like that fucking munter Sinead O'Dreary Cunt Connor has Lord Lucaned after "going out for a ride" on her bike. Hopefully they'll find her charred remains up a mountain before the decade's end. I'd still slip her one, and she hates the Catholic church for their peado tendancies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rev said: It looks like that fucking munter Sinead O'Dreary Cunt Connor has Lord Lucaned after "going out for a ride" on her bike. Hopefully they'll find her charred remains up a mountain before the decade's end. You fucking horrible cunt, although i have to agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 26 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I'd still slip her one, and she hates the Catholic church for their peado tendancies.... You'd overlook the beard and moustache? You're a braver man than I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 44 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I'd still slip her one, and she hates the Catholic church for their peado tendancies.... I've heard she'll do anything for a packet of Walkers crisps, smokey bacon flavour, must be the Irish or something. Potato! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 2 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Model/actress/singer according to Wikipedia, with that rabid baboon mug shot above I'm guessing she's also polished a fair few casting agents knobs in the process. Look at those eyebrows for fuck sakes, looks like Tom Selleck is claiming squatters rights on her forehead. A hahaah. That's brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Not sure what caused this, whether because she thought she thought she deserved VIP treatment or was annoyed at not being recognized, but last week, Cara Delevingne threw a thromby when selected for a random security baggage check at Paris Nord Railway Station before boarding the Eurostar. During her meltdown she launched a four-letter tirade at hapless staff who had the temerity of doing their job. After being escorted to a private room and then detained for an hour she reappeared looking tearful. She had paid a fine for abusive behaviour and was profusely apologising to station staff, her remorse no doubt motivated by knowing that news of the whole sorry episode was being transmitted around the world. She looks like the bride of chucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 This Delvigne lesbian, pastafarian, transgender, vegan cunt has a face like a stir-fried shit. Nothing a few belts with a fucking trenching shovel wouldn't sort out. I'm all about giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 I've never heard of this fucking bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I've never heard of this fucking bloke. I think it used to sing for Whitesnake, but fell on hard times. Jeremy Corbyn has been using her as a cock-holster/draught excluder more recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I've never heard of this fucking bloke. Having read the nomination I have now heard of this person .. does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I've never heard of this fucking bloke. It was someone who assumed that someone else should have recognised her. Like Bruce Forsyrh - who has apparently just died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 9 hours ago, Rev said: It looks like that fucking munter Sinead O'Dreary Cunt Connor has Lord Lucaned after "going out for a ride" on her bike. Hopefully they'll find her charred remains up a mountain before the decade's end. Sadly, the fucking minger has reappeared. On a lighter note however, Arsenio Hall is suing her for the fucking lot after she accused him of dealing smack to Prince. I can't wait until she has to appear in scat films just to make ends meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 I think she is a spoilt little boot with a fucking shir attitude. And fucking ugly. I've seen better on Jeremy Kyle. Fuck it I've seen better in The Walking Dead A pale imitation of the best. Kate Moss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 9 hours ago, Manky said: I think she is a spoilt little boot with a fucking shir attitude. And fucking ugly. I've seen better on Jeremy Kyle. Fuck it I've seen better in The Walking Dead A pale imitation of the best. Kate Moss. I don't rate Kate Moss, but I do see the resemblance in her... ...and I wouldn't go within 100 yards of Moss after she's been with that other fugly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ...and I wouldn't go within 100 yards of Moss after she's been with that other fugly cunt. More like because that is the distance legally required by your restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: More like because that is the distance legally required by your restraining order. Boring predictable prick aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Boring predictable prick aren't you? No need to be nasty here ding. Let's take it downstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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