Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Great. I've just bought a house on Ile de Ré. It's a small two-up two-down in La Flotte overlooking the Atlantic. Needs work. If that's all you can afford and it makes you happy, good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: If that's all you can afford and it makes you happy, good for you. This time of year is so wonderful, ed. I sit here in St Martin sipping my eau de vie prune, looking at the old elegant Parisians.. wondering how did I get here. If you've got the looks and a little charm, one can get by on their wits alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: This time of year is so wonderful, ed. I sit here in St Martin sipping my eau de vie prune, looking at the old elegant Parisians.. wondering how did I get here. If you've got the looks and a little charm, one can get by on their wits alone. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: This time of year is so wonderful, ed. I sit here in St Martin sipping my eau de vie prune, looking at the old elegant Parisians.. wondering how did I get here. If you've got the looks and a little charm, one can get by on their wits alone. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Snatch said: Poof. I fear you may be right snatch, poor Frank, mincing about france, selling suck jobs And sleeping on sofas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 28 minutes ago, Snatch said: Poof. Not really, snatch.. although I did have an emotional episode whilst listening to Desert Island Discs the other night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 34 minutes ago, Eddie said: I fear you may be right snatch, poor Frank, mincing about france, selling suck jobs And sleeping on sofas. If this cunts in France, then I am in Tuscany....Tuscany just north of Wolverhampton that is. is there no end to this fantasy bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 7 hours ago, Rev said: I was the last time I rabbit-punched a fucking nationalist, yeah. And, thank you. I hate the cunts. Inept council types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: This time of year is so wonderful, ed. I sit here in St Martin sipping my eau de vie prune, looking at the old elegant Parisians.. wondering how did I get here. If you've got the looks and a little charm, one can get by on their wits alone. Forest Lawrenston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Not really, snatch.. although I did have an emotional episode whilst listening to Desert Island Discs the other night. Frank, could you go and get me a kebab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Well Bibble , such venom. Obviously your holiday on Barry Island did not fulfil you No need to give bubbles a hard time, scrotes. He's one of the very few who've chosen to join me in the great sickipedia crusade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: Great. I've just bought a house on Ile de Ré. It's a small two-up two-down in La Flotte overlooking the Atlantic. Needs work. Should have gone to Oleron, much nicer, a bit more rugged, more space, less full of pretentious cun..., oh I see, nevermind... 3 hours ago, Frank said: This time of year is so wonderful, ed. I sit here in St Martin sipping my eau de vie prune, looking at the old elegant Parisians.. wondering how did I get here. If you've got the looks and a little charm, one can get by on their wits alone. So how did you manage it? Sucking the eau de vie from the wrinkled cocks of those Parisian prunes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 9 hours ago, scotty said: No need to give bubbles a hard time, scrotes. He's one of the very few who've chosen to join me in the great sickipedia crusade. Cheers Scotty, although the senile idiot withers doesn't know a good egg when he spots one. Hence why he waits for them to hatch before the goose fucking begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Sturgeon has reared her horrible visage again stirring up another wave of independence hysteria and trying to break up the United Kingdom on her fundamentalist terms. She is reviled amongst the Scots I know who see her only destroying Scotland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Sturgeon has reared her horrible visage again stirring up another wave of independence hysteria and trying to break up the United Kingdom on her fundamentalist terms. She is reviled amongst the Scots I know who see her only destroying Scotland... A boat that's sailed. A missed carriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, mothra said: A boat that's sailed. A missed carriage The Nigerian bus conductor is actually a sonambulist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Nigerian bus conductor is actually a sonambulist. I don't know what the fuck this means Punkly, but I bet it's dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, mothra said: I don't know what the fuck this means Punkly, but I bet it's dirty. It means they take to sleepwalking. Actually spelled "somnambulist", where somn is the Latin to sleep and ambul, to walk. Only a right cunt would spell it incorrectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It means they take to sleepwalking. Actually spelled "somnambulist", where somn is the Latin to sleep and ambul, to walk. Only a right cunt would spell it incorrectly. Fuck off back to Pisrael and cluster bomb some 'heavily armed' Pallys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It means they take to sleepwalking. Actually spelled "somnambulist", where somn is the Latin to sleep and ambul, to walk. Only a right cunt would spell it incorrectly. Typos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Typos More like: a lying cunt who pretends he benefited from a ritzy education and is a member of exclusive clubs and organisations, but is clearly full of shit, and comes laughably unstuck at embarrassing moments? There are typos and there is not knowing how to spell big words you learned off QI phonetically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: More like: a lying cunt who pretends he benefited from a ritzy education and is a member of exclusive clubs and organisations, but is clearly full of shit, and comes laughably unstuck at embarrassing moments? There are typos and there is not knowing how to spell big words you learned off QI phonetically. Nurse will have your pills for you soon..... What's QI.....Queers incorporated ? Did you join at school ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Nurse will have your pills for you soon..... Remember how they dealt with Alan Turin? I wonder if the authorities could be persuaded to bring such methods back on a one-time basis for yourself. It might keep your ridiculous homosexual urges under control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Remember how they dealt with Alan Turin? I wonder if the authorities could be persuaded to bring such methods back on a one-time basis for yourself. It might keep your ridiculous homosexual urges under control. Turing was his name.......you dense sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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