Earl of Punkape Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This Scottish harridan bears an uncanny resemblance to Rosa Klebb of the poisoned tipped shoe in From Russia with Love. There are also striking similarities with Irma Bunt, the wife of Blofeld from On Her Majesty's Secret Service. All 3 of these red haired gargoyles are short with dumpy figures, feline eyes and have jail wardress demeanours. All 3 had/have tyranny as their master or modus operandii I'd rather shag Ape's wife than any of these 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Excellent nomination. This would make it in my top ten favourite noms. of all time. No, fuck it, perhaps even top five. Well done. Good to see you are making full use of your posh boy, bum bandit education that you relentlessly talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Spunkape probably knows her, she looks like something out of "The Wierdstone of Brasingamen" from the wastelands of Macclesfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I fucking despise the Sturgeon sow with a passion. Now that her deputy, Stewart "the bastard Mr Potato Head cunt" Hosie has shagged some gonorrhoea-addled bint and left his wife, Shona Gummidge, there is no cunt left to take over their fucking useless "summer of love" independence campaign, because her party singularly lacks any talent, or quality. The not yet outed fuck-ugly lesbian Sturgeon is destroying this country, by presenting herself as the voice of Scotland and fucking up every public service, then simply blaming the English. She's a cunt and should be cleansed with fire, then have her screaming remains dumped in a dog-fighting pit. Bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Rev said: I fucking despise the Sturgeon sow with a passion. Now that her deputy, Stewart "the bastard Mr Potato Head cunt" Hosie has shagged some gonorrhoea-addled bint and left his wife, Shona Gummidge, there is no cunt left to take over their fucking useless "summer of love" independence campaign, because her party singularly lacks any talent, or quality. The not yet outed fuck-ugly lesbian Sturgeon is destroying this country, by presenting herself as the voice of Scotland and fucking up every public service, then simply blaming the English. She's a cunt and should be cleansed with fire, then have her screaming remains dumped in a dog-fighting pit. Bastard. Surprising, from a glesga cunt. Many I know from there instantly turned into braying, rabid nationalists in run up to referendum 1. Fucking ridiculous cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 It's the arrogance of the woman that is truly eye-opening. The voters of Scotland, with Braveheart resolution, voted (albeit narrowly) to reject Scottish Independence in a 'once-in-a-lifetime' referendum. Far from upping sticks and going off to run 'The Andy Stewart Singing Shortbread Tin' rest home for unemployed Scottish Nationalists, she's now corralling her gang of gnomish inadequates at Westminster (how does that one work again, remind me?) telling us all how it's going to be, how Scotland -with the Union more enshrined now than ever - will reject Brexit if it happens because, um well, we're the Scottish Nationalists and are frightfully important on the European Stage and if I bang my rinky-dink little size sixes enough, someone will jolly well have to listen to me! Fandabbidozie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 She can fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 57 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Surprising, from a glesga cunt. Many I know from there instantly turned into braying, rabid nationalists in run up to referendum 1. Fucking ridiculous cunts. Yeah. The nats targeted the demographic most likely to be seduced by their turbo-charged benefits for all, Special Brew and Black Tar Heroin on prescription crowd. They only got 26% of the vote. I've been banned from every SNP MP and MSPs' pages, bar one, for pointing out a few uncomfortable facts to them. They are utterly talentless and bigoted cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 56 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's the arrogance of the woman that is truly eye-opening. The voters of Scotland, with Braveheart resolution, voted (albeit narrowly) to reject Scottish Independence in a 'once-in-a-lifetime' referendum. Far from upping sticks and going off to run 'The Andy Stewart Singing Shortbread Tin' rest home for unemployed Scottish Nationalists, she's now corralling her gang of gnomish inadequates at Westminster (how does that one work again, remind me?) telling us all how it's going to be, how Scotland -with the Union more enshrined now than ever - will reject Brexit if it happens because, um well, we're the Scottish Nationalists and are frightfully important on the European Stage and if I bang my rinky-dink little size sixes enough, someone will jolly well have to listen to me! Fandabbidozie! That pretty much sums the cunt up quite accurately. She has no fucking idea how Scotland will vote next month, but the most recent poll (which has nearly six times the respondents than other polls) suggests that she can fuck off if she wants to hold another referendum if we're pulled out of the EU. The cunt can't hold one anyway, it's a reserved to Westminster matter, not a devolved one, but her unquestioning following of fucken spoon-burning junkies don't have the nous to comprehend this. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 26 minutes ago, Rev said: I've been banned from every SNP MP and MSPs' pages, bar one, for pointing out a few uncomfortable facts to them. Let me know which one and I'll see if I can't soften them up for you. And by "soften them up" I mean "reduce every last bone in their body to a fine crystalline powder". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 That fucking bellend Peter Grant (no, not that Peter Grant) is the only cunt not to outright ban me. He's a prick. I'm already on their undesirable list for having letters condemning the cunts left, right and centre in the papers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Let me know which one and I'll see if I can't soften them up for you. And by "soften them up" I mean "reduce every last bone in their body to a fine crystalline powder". Which they will cook up and sniff, as is their genetic imperative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Never heard of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 It never ceases to amaze me how many hard left socialists join these nationalist parties. On the other hand, Hitler was a socialist so it would seem that most totalitarian wankers think alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: It never ceases to amaze me how many hard left socialists join these nationalist parties. On the other hand, Hitler was a socialist so it would seem that most totalitarian wankers think alike. Wise words mate. Do you like geese ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 12 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: It never ceases to amaze me how many hard left socialists join these nationalist parties. On the other hand, Hitler was a socialist so it would seem that most totalitarian wankers think alike. Hitler was a socialist, Stalin was a socialist as was Tony Blair..Nick Griffin says he is a nationalist but in actual fact is a one eyed fat fascist turd ..there's a big difference in saying you are something and actually being one........Rest assured that you yourself sir are a cunt and you are in excellent company here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 20 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: It never ceases to amaze me how many hard left socialists join these nationalist parties. On the other hand, Hitler was a socialist so it would seem that most totalitarian wankers think alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Which they will cook up and sniff, as is their genetic imperative. Only after cutting it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Rev said: That fucking bellend Peter Grant (no, not that Peter Grant) is the only cunt not to outright ban me. He's a prick. I'm already on their undesirable list for having letters condemning the cunts left, right and centre in the papers. You should post them human shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 37 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You should post them human shite. You are assuming he hasn't already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Hitler was a socialist, Stalin was a socialist as was Tony Blair..Nick Griffin says he is a nationalist but in actual fact is a one eyed fat fascist turd ..there's a big difference in saying you are something and actually being one........Rest assured that you yourself sir are a cunt and you are in excellent company here. Like any country that has the word 'Democratic' in its title is anything but. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 We'd have been fucked if it was a YES, proper..even the Scottish Government's own figures prove this, beyond any shadow of a doubt. Make no mistake, the SNP are bigoted, deeply anti-English and encourage all opposition to be attacked, whether it be in written form, or at their doorstep. They pledged a "new kind of politics", but are just as corrupt, if not more so, than any other party. They rail against English austerity on a hard-left card, while strangling councils of budgets across Scotland in a manner that'd make Osborne blush. If you think the behaviour of Brown, Darling was bad, you likely completely missed the behaviour of the nationalists. Canvassers lynched on doorsteps, cars petrol-bombed, death threats issued as a matter of course from the borders to Shetland. Salmond was (and is) a dirty, grasping fascist bastard, "standing up for Scotland" with six pensions and a seven figure expense account that he's protected from tax. Sturgeon's no better. She's a destructive, egotistical, thieving bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 42 minutes ago, Rev said: We'd have been fucked if it was a YES, proper..even the Scottish Government's own figures prove this, beyond any shadow of a doubt. Make no mistake, the SNP are bigoted, deeply anti-English and encourage all opposition to be attacked, whether it be in written form, or at their doorstep. They pledged a "new kind of politics", but are just as corrupt, if not more so, than any other party. They rail against English austerity on a hard-left card, while strangling councils of budgets across Scotland in a manner that'd make Osborne blush. If you think the behaviour of Brown, Darling was bad, you likely completely missed the behaviour of the nationalists. Canvassers lynched on doorsteps, cars petrol-bombed, death threats issued as a matter of course from the borders to Shetland. Salmond was (and is) a dirty, grasping fascist bastard, "standing up for Scotland" with six pensions and a seven figure expense account that he's protected from tax. Sturgeon's no better. She's a destructive, egotistical, thieving bitch. Well said. Are you sure you are Glaswegian ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Well said. Are you sure you are Glaswegian ? I was the last time I rabbit-punched a fucking nationalist, yeah. And, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 16 hours ago, Rev said: Canvassers lynched on doorsteps, cars petrol-bombed, death threats issued as a matter of course from the borders to Shetland. Is that not just a normal day Rev? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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