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Guest DingTheRioja

First time I saw I had a bit, couldn't wait to eat your steamy clit

Think it's offensive, well stick around, we'll make you puke and vomit like a hound...

 

Well isn't he the romantic fucking bastard!

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1 minute ago, Punkape said:

You can fuck off to Tescos you thick, gormless, inadequate,AIDS ridden fuckwit.

It's becoming very clear that Punkape.exe was written by a dribbling spastic retard, who wanted to create a virtual personality just like his own. Mission a-fucking-complished I'd say.

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Guest Harry Ballsack

Nothing wrong with a fat plumper with voluptuous tits purchasing a meal deal from tesco or wherever, extra points for being money conscious too, My kind of bird!

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Guest deebom
20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Its medically impossible I'm afraid, to get gout in your testicles. Which is a shame. Just goes to show that God isn't a female.

I once got grout in my testicles. The result of a mishap in B&Q.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 29 May 2016 at 5:02 PM, Cuntybaws said:

Famines notwithstanding, you never see a fat cunt in Ethiopia, and that's because there are a fuckload of apex predators there that can't believe their luck when they chance upon something soft which is too big to run away or fit down a burrow. What our inner cities need is less KFCs and more fucking lions.

 And less Ethiopians

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 30 May 2016 at 7:36 PM, Punkape said:

You can fuck off to Tescos you thick, gormless, inadequate,AIDS ridden fuckwit.

You fuck off there, you never stop going on about it, like a spotty pre teen girl always going on about some boy she has a crush on being such a rotter, oh tesco this, tesco that , I hate tesco oh guess what tesco did yesterday. Great trademark you've got yourself there, dreadfully dim dicksucking dolt. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 30 May 2016 at 7:43 PM, Harry Ballsack said:

Nothing wrong with a fat plumper with voluptuous tits purchasing a meal deal from tesco or wherever, extra points for being money conscious too, My kind of bird!

I heard you liked a cockatoo.

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Guest luke swarm
Just now, Eddie said:

You finally got to pull the trigger on that one quince, you can relax now.

Poor Quince...really putting the hours in here and it shows, you virtually see him deteriorate as he gets more and more fatigued.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Useless creature should be inhumanly put to rest.

How dare you. How dare you! How dare you call me inhumane !!

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