Neil Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm a category 1 golfer.... There's nothing worse than a golf snob,encountered many a cunt in my time,pay their subs and think they own the place,I've been working on a golf clubhouse for the last 6 weeks and never have I seen such a plethora of 'up their own arse' wankers."Are you a member?" "No I pay a green fee" cue some twat looking at you as if you've just rubbed dog shit under their nose,self important cunts the lot of 'em.Punk? Was that you playing 5 off the tee on the 1st the other day you useless cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The monkey has a typewriter but we're still waiting for Shakespeare. Tbh baws, I've always thought that any monkey with a typewriter could turn out better stuff than Shakespeare ever did. What a fucking overrated cunt he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: There's nothing worse than a golf snob,encountered many a cunt in my time,pay their subs and think they own the place,I've been working on a golf clubhouse for the last 6 weeks and never have I seen such a plethora of 'up their own arse' wankers."Are you a member?" "No I pay a green fee" cue some twat looking at you as if you've just rubbed dog shit under their nose,self important cunts the lot of 'em.Punk? Was that you playing 5 off the tee on the 1st the other day you useless cunt? don't encourage him Neil.....he is as foreign to a golf course as Frank is to a holiday home in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: There's nothing worse than a golf snob,encountered many a cunt in my time,pay their subs and think they own the place,I've been working on a golf clubhouse for the last 6 weeks and never have I seen such a plethora of 'up their own arse' wankers."Are you a member?" "No I pay a green fee" cue some twat looking at you as if you've just rubbed dog shit under their nose,self important cunts the lot of 'em.Punk? Was that you playing 5 off the tee on the 1st the other day you useless cunt? So you're a common tradesman. That explains a lot. You wouldn't get into my club because you're working class. Simples. Now go and get your shinebox! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: So you're a common tradesman. That explains a lot. You wouldn't get into my club because you're working class. Simples. Now go and get your shinebox! lol. The funniest thing is watching the cunts afterwards putting their clubs into their 53 plate Vauxhall,total fantasists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Brucey said: Shut up, Olly, you northern serf. Your writing style has been bugging me for a couple of seconds; I now know why it's so familiar. It reminds me of a TV news report on high achievers from Norfolk. The report focused on a particularly dull witted chimpanzee smearing his own shit on a broken Etch-A -Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Your writing style has been bugging me for a couple of seconds; I now know why it's so familiar. It reminds me of a TV news report on high achievers from Norfolk. The report focused on a particularly dull witted chimpanzee smearing his own shit on a broken Etch-A -Sketch. Cock fucking queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Brucey said: Olly, like Ding, you must have read the entire back catalogue of Tin Tin and Harriet the Spy. It's the only logical explanation as to how you could have deduced my true identity. I'm not sure how I ever hoped to stay under the radar when I knew I would be heavily scrutinised by the brightest minds in the north of England. Have a gold star, you clever cunt. I'm afraid you've got me there. Who are you? You come across as a nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 You only took up golf because Mr Fairburn, the PE master at Stonyhurst wouldn't let you near the Rugby field after the incident when you entered the ruck from the wrong angle. Too weedy for BAGA gymnastics, it was either half-a-dozen ferrules or golf with Brother Dominic a buggering off whom was infinitely more preferable than any real manly physical exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 05/06/2016 at 9:36 PM, Punkape said: You're so thick and ill informed. Really? What about this...? On 05/06/2016 at 6:52 PM, Punkape said: Gambas prawns, fillet of roast beef , creme brûlée and a wonderful cheeseboard. This was washed down with 3 pints of continental lager, several glasses of Macon and a bottle of our excellent club claret. On 05/06/2016 at 10:00 PM, neil298 said: Vauxhalls Or a bottom of the range 57 plate 3 series... with technika stereo... On 05/06/2016 at 9:57 PM, Punkape said: Simples. Lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Really? What about this...? Or a bottom of the range 57 plate 3 series... with technika stereo... Lost. Your worst, and most pointless multi quote effort to date. Read it back to yourself. Urchin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Your worst, and most pointless multi quote effort to date. Read it back to yourself. Urchin. Christ, you are a fucking moron aren't you? Can you try, at least once in your miserable existence, to actually say something other than "you're shit"...? If not, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 21 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Christ, you are a fucking moron aren't you? Can you try, at least once in your miserable existence, to actually say something other than "you're shit"...? If not, fuck off. fair call though Ding...you are quite shit. Well quite a lot shit to be brutally honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 On 05/06/2016 at 10:26 PM, Punkape said: I'm a category 1 golfer.... More like a Grade A cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: fair call though Ding...you are quite shit. Well quite a lot shit to be brutally honest. Fucking yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 40 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Christ, you are a fucking moron aren't you? Can you try, at least once in your miserable existence, to actually say something other than "you're shit"...? If not, fuck off. Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Pile of shit. fair call though Ding etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: More like a Grade A cunt. You wouldn't get into my club.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my club.... lol. That's because he isn't a pre op tranny, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: That's because he isn't a pre op tranny, lol You fucking arse-bandit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fucking arse-bandit. Pre op trumps an arse bandit, kellie maloney, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 On 5 June 2016 at 6:52 PM, Punkape said: What a wonderful game and how delightful to play today in a club match against like-minded opponents. This was followed by smoked salmon and Gambas prawns, fillet of roast beef , creme brûlée and a wonderful cheeseboard. This was washed down with 3 pints of continental lager, several glasses of Macon and a bottle of our excellent club claret. I'm doing exactly the same thing next Sunday in another club match. Macon Village grape was fabulous last year and the wine it produced was excellent. However I find your washing it down with salmon, beef, prawn, creme brûlée, totally distaceful. How you could ruin such fine wine by drinking it wearing a Pringle jumper is beyond me. i find all Golfers complete cunts who are distasteful vessels of shit. They are all pompous, pretentious, masterbatory and talk wank whilst dressed like coco the clown walking round a field looking for endless lost little white balls. The only good thing that golf gives the world is the 4 hours every Sunday when I can pop round and destroy the shit out of my neighbours wife, whilst he's tossing himself off in the club shower with the chief constable. 50 years ago in America 30 white guys chasing a black cunt around a field was called the KKK. Now it's called the Masters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 On 5 June 2016 at 6:52 PM, Punkape said: What a wonderful game and how delightful to play today in a club match against like-minded opponents. This was followed by smoked salmon and Gambas prawns, fillet of roast beef , creme brûlée and a wonderful cheeseboard. This was washed down with 3 pints of continental lager, several glasses of Macon and a bottle of our excellent club claret. I'm doing exactly the same thing next Sunday in another club match. Punk.....can I ask you a question. How many other clubs allow Thalidomide wheel chair cunts to churn up their course? Do you have a putter like that cunt Sam Torrence because of your short flid arms? It must be like watching a group of T Rex sat in wheel chairs with putters clenched in their spazy grip, on a crazy golf course. Is your handicap.....You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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