Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 What a wonderful game and how delightful to play today in a club match against like-minded opponents. This was followed by smoked salmon and Gambas prawns, fillet of roast beef , creme brûlée and a wonderful cheeseboard. This was washed down with 3 pints of continental lager, several glasses of Macon and a bottle of our excellent club claret. I'm doing exactly the same thing next Sunday in another club match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Stereotypical wanker cunt. Take your Ping driver and shove it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Golf's for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 .....and woods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 What are those people called who traipse around after these fat bastards, carrying their bag of irons? Begins with 'C' and ends with 'S'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: What a wonderful game and how delightful to play today in a club match against like-minded opponents. This was followed by smoked salmon and Gambas prawns, fillet of roast beef , creme brûlée and a wonderful cheeseboard. This was washed down with 3 pints of continental lager, several glasses of Macon and a bottle of our excellent club claret. I'm doing exactly the same thing next Sunday in another club match. That pitch and putt at Southend has certainly come on a treat, is the windmill hole still a challenge? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Stereotypical wanker cunt. Take your Ping driver and shove it up your arse. Actually my driver is the latest Callaway. Ping clubs are rather passé. How's your "missus" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Golf's for irons. Deja vu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: .....and woods. Are you in Appleby ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What are those people called who traipse around after these fat bastards, carrying their bag of irons? Begins with 'C' and ends with 'S'? Colloseums ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: That pitch and putt at Southend has certainly come on a treat, is the windmill hole still a challenge? There are no decent links courses in that area. Or restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Deja vu. Bless you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Actually my driver is the latest Callaway. Ping clubs are rather passé. How's your "missus" lol. She's fine thanks - we've enjoyed a nice family day together in the sun, which is preferable to hanging out at the "club" with you and your raving queer "mates". Lol. Shove your Callaway driver up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: What a wonderful game and how delightful to play today in a club match against like-minded opponents. This was followed by smoked salmon and Gambas prawns, fillet of roast beef , creme brûlée and a wonderful cheeseboard. This was washed down with 3 pints of continental lager, several glasses of Macon and a bottle of our excellent club claret. I'm doing exactly the same thing next Sunday in another club match. sounds like a bloody good day out....I must say your employers are very kind in having a staff concession day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: sounds like a bloody good day out....I must say your employers are very kind in having a staff concession day. Actually it was a private club match at a private club which you wouldn't even get an interview at. That's assuming one of the existing members went insane and tried to propose you as a prospective member. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Brucey said: They also let him sleep in the fibre glass replica of The Good Ship Lollipop on the fifth hole of the LGBT "Screaming Admiral" Crazy Golf course in Brighton. The only half decent course in Brighton is the somehow appropriately named "Devils Dyke" club which I havn't played but whoose members always have a better second club...... Get your facts right knob jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Actually it was a private club match at a private club which you wouldn't even get an interview at. That's assuming one of the existing members went insane and tried to propose you as a prospective member. lol. ah the old private club....do you know with the freely available online porn paradigm I am glad to see that the "private" franchise is still surviving.....I except you get honoury membership due to the support you have provided them in past years....most commendable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: ah the old private club....do you know with the freely available online porn paradigm I am glad to see that the "private" franchise is still surviving.....I except you get honoury membership due to the support you have provided them in past years....most commendable. You wouldn't get in any of the 4 clubs I'm a member of. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 44 minutes ago, Ape said: She's fine thanks - we've enjoyed a nice family day together in the sun, which is preferable to hanging out at the "club" with you and your raving queer "mates". Lol. Shove your Callaway driver up your arse. I'll bet your wife shoved a cucumber up your arse on your day in the "sun". lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 I played yesterday punk,25 points off 15,fancy a game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get in any of the 4 clubs I'm a member of. lol. The Tufty Club, Heaven, The Wide Awake Club and The Wheeltappers and Shunters 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You wouldn't get in any of the 4 clubs I'm a member of. lol. I thought we had agreed on this issue Pinky.... Your clubs require attire that I just do not have or can obtain...I just would not look good in cowboy chaparrals or leather biker gear with easy access flaps on the derriere area. Each to their own I suppose, I will restrict myself to mingling with the heterosexual community, old fashioned I know but I am happy to leave that sort of stuff to you chaps, live and let live I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: I played yesterday punk,25 points off 15,fancy a game? 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: I played yesterday punk,25 points off 15,fancy a game? Are you pissed ? 15 ! What a hacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: The Tufty Club, Heaven, The Wide Awake Club and The Wheeltappers and Shunters Why don't you fuck off to Hillsborough and mourn at leppings lane for ever and a day. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Brucey said: When is your next golf fundraiser for private school faggots? Live A.I.D.S. Lol. Another non prospective member... lol. Try cocksuckers international. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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