Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Either that or one of you cunts tied your Mum off round here. Either way, the cunt keeps whining all night (again, not dissimilar to your Mum in pleasure mode). If I could see the cunt I would shoot it, but I can't, so it just fucking whines. Lock them indoors, or maybe don't have a fucking dog you cunt. They're shit anyway!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Woof woof. That's my other dog impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 44 minutes ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: Either that or one of you cunts tied your Mum off round here. Either way, the cunt keeps whining all night (again, not dissimilar to your Mum in pleasure mode). If I could see the cunt I would shoot it, but I can't, so it just fucking whines. Lock them indoors, or maybe don't have a fucking dog you cunt. They're shit anyway!! How tiresome for you, neighbours, heh. Fortunately my nearest neighbour is 1 km away as I live in idyllic countryside. Ask Frank, he often pops in for an apero or two. Strive to better your lot in life, that's my advice. Sante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: How tiresome for you, neighbours, heh. Fortunately my nearest neighbour is 1 km away as I live in idyllic countryside. Ask Frank, he often pops in for an apero or two. Strive to better your lot in life, that's my advice. Sante 930 yards to your nearest neighbour. I wouldn't be happy if a froggie lived within 100 miles of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: How tiresome for you, neighbours, heh. Fortunately my nearest neighbour is 1 km away as I live in idyllic countryside. Ask Frank, he often pops in for an apero or two. Strive to better your lot in life, that's my advice. Sante Bear with me........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 My nocturnal rural idyll is shredded by two (possibly more, it's difficult to tell) cats having what sounds like the sex of a lifetime with each other just outside my gaff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 24 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: My nocturnal rural idyll is shredded by two (possibly more, it's difficult to tell) cats having what sounds like the sex of a lifetime with each other just outside my gaff. That sounds more like wank material than a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: Either that or one of you cunts tied your Mum off round here. Either way, the cunt keeps whining all night (again, not dissimilar to your Mum in pleasure mode). If I could see the cunt I would shoot it, but I can't, so it just fucking whines. Lock them indoors, or maybe don't have a fucking dog you cunt. They're shit anyway!! If the dog were indoors, it wouldn't be disturbing you, so I think you should slather the owners with all of usual CC tortures, torments and gruesome worldly exits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If the dog were indoors, it wouldn't be disturbing you, so I think you should slather the owners with all of usual CC tortures, torments and gruesome worldly exits. I'm gonna shit on their fucking doorstep, that's what. If that dog is still out their tonight then it's going to get fucking real !! Dog cunts, buying a fucking dog and then locking the cunt in the garden? That's like me ordering a whore and sucking my own cock (which has happened in the past, yes, but still!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: I'm gonna shit on their fucking doorstep, that's what. If that dog is still out their tonight then it's going to get fucking real !! Dog cunts, buying a fucking dog and then locking the cunt in the garden? That's like me ordering a whore and sucking my own cock (which has happened in the past, yes, but still!). As a matter of mere observation, if you were able to suck your own cock, would you be bothered to post here? Or leave the house? Im really not trying to be a cunt, but a talent like that would be rather distracting from giving a fuck about the cunts on this landfill hurtling through the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 58 minutes ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: That sounds more like wank material than a cunt? Oh I've gone beyond bestiality and come full circle back to the Freemans Catalogue I'm afraid - or I would do if I didn't have to sellotape two ice-lolly sticks to my old chap to evince any kind of tumescence following the sleep deprivation I'm suffering thanks to this nightly bloody cat orgy I'm privvy to. Christ, the ruddy noise! It's like a free-form jazz festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: As a matter of mere observation, if you were able to suck your own cock, would you be bothered to post here? Or leave the house? Im really not trying to be a cunt, but a talent like that would be rather distracting from giving a fuck about the cunts on this landfill hurtling through the universe. It used to be fun, but as it degenerated and started to taste a little funky the fun wore off. Now I tie it off and avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh I've gone beyond bestiality and come full circle back to the Freemans Catalogue I'm afraid - or I would do if I didn't have to sellotape two ice-lolly sticks to my old chap to evince any kind of tumescence following the sleep deprivation I'm suffering thanks to this nightly bloody cat orgy I'm privvy to. Christ, the ruddy noise! It's like a free-form jazz festival. If, perchance, you have a spare room I'd be happy to, er, try and sort the cats out for you one night? It may take a night (or two?) of listening and observing the behaviour pattern though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: If, perchance, you have a spare room I'd be happy to, er, try and sort the cats out for you one night? It may take a night (or two?) of listening and observing the behaviour pattern though? Very good of you but I'm trying the old 'dri-ice to zero kelvin then smash the little fuckers with a house brick' approach. I'll let you know how it goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Just now, Jiggerycock said: Very good of you but I'm trying the old 'dri-ice to zero kelvin then smash the little fuckers with a house brick' approach. I'll let you know how it goes No worries, I've done that kind of thing before on mortal kombat when i was 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: No worries, I've done that kind of thing before on mortal kombat when i was 15. That was yesterday. You have to go back to school tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: No worries, I've done that kind of thing before on mortal kombat when i was 15. Can you do humour? When the novelty wears off, give it a try. As you were.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 36 minutes ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: No worries, I've done that kind of thing before on mortal kombat when i was 15. 'Mortal Kombat'? Is that one of those legal highs that turns you into an International Cunt Circus, with the strength of 12 Lions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: If, perchance, you have a spare room I'd be happy to, er, try and sort the cats out for you one night? It may take a night (or two?) of listening and observing the behaviour pattern though? Fuck off. That room's mine. A Latvian has moved into my HMO and I can't take it anymore. I need a change of scenery and a submissive goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: Either that or one of you cunts tied your Mum off round here. Either way, the cunt keeps whining all night (again, not dissimilar to your Mum in pleasure mode). If I could see the cunt I would shoot it, but I can't, so it just fucking whines. Lock them indoors, or maybe don't have a fucking dog you cunt. They're shit anyway!! I feel that this Nomination could have done with the addition of a few more unnecessary usages of the word cunt....at least two more would have made it marginally less shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Very good of you but I'm trying the old 'dri-ice to zero kelvin then smash the little fuckers with a house brick' approach. I'll let you know how it goes Tennis balls are good for throwing at cats, if the fuckers run off the balls keeps bouncing after them. The little bastards that keep shitting on my lawn are going to get promoted to The Cricket Ball League soon. Alternatively, if you find out where they are at it, sprinkle the whole area with white pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said: If I could see the cunt I would shoot it, but I can't, so it just fucking whines. It's not the dog's fault, it's the idiots who buy them. Most people who get dogs haven't got a clue, they don't understand them, don't know what they need, how to control them or how to keep them happy. So they give it a bowl of food and kick it out into the yard, then wonder why the animal becomes noisy and aggressive. If you want something that largely looks after itself get a cat, or better still don't get anything at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Rick_B said: It's not the dog's fault, it's the idiots who buy them. Most people who get dogs haven't got a clue, they don't understand them, don't know what they need, how to control them or how to keep them happy. So they give it a bowl of food and kick it out into the yard, then wonder why the animal becomes noisy and aggressive. If you want something that largely looks after itself get a cat, or better still don't get anything at all. I've had quite a few dogs in my time Rick, but still not as many as Scotty or Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 My neighbours have something that yaps all fucking day... Every fucking day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 minute ago, deebom said: My neighbours have something that yaps all fucking day... Every fucking day. Steak, chocolate and aspirin... apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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