Frank Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Bill, you were right about priority boarding, in every respect. I'm sorry. Is there anything you'd like to say about my bin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Bill, you were right about priority boarding, in every respect. I'm sorry. Is there anything you'd like to say about my bin? You may have bin to paradise, but you've never bin to me...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You may have bin to paradise, but you've never bin to me...! Ding, no matter how much I cunt you, your self-cunting expertise consistently shines through with posts like this. Bravo. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Frank said: Bill, you were right about priority boarding, in every respect. I'm sorry. Is there anything you'd like to say about my bin? I'm disappointed you've chosen to publically apologise. Its an underhand tactic designed to blemish my good name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Ding, no matter how much I cunt you, your self-cunting expertise consistently shines through with posts like this. Bravo. Idiot. As per the other thread, you need to start cunting me, I haven't seen any evidence of it yet, and neither has anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: As per the other thread, you need to start cunting me, I haven't seen any evidence of it yet, and neither has anyone else. Dung, the good cunts of the corner are all aware of how I made you look a soppy little shit from day 1, and how you've continuously tried (and failed) to get your revenge ever since. I'd even go so far as to suggest you've got so wound up on occasion that you found yourself having a mod-imposed time out. Now, get back to looking up amusing photos of cats and I'll give you a shout if we need anything. Warmest regards Dr B Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: As per the other thread, you need to start cunting me, I haven't seen any evidence of it yet, and neither has anyone else. Dazzle him with a meandering heap of unrelated quotes and graphics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 On 17 June 2016 at 8:18 AM, Snatch said: Stuck in solitary for 4 days. I notice the graffiti on the walls have been scrubbed off and the place cleaned up a bit. What did you do? Did you covet someone else's wife? Glance at another cunts sisters ankles? Shariah law seems to have taken hold round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What did you do? Did you covet someone else's wife? Glance at another cunts sisters ankles? Shariah law seems to have taken hold round here. I asked for an honest answer from the mod team. Seems it wasn't to their liking. Oh,there might of been one or two "moments" so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 8 hours ago, Bubbles said: Dung, the good cunts of the corner are all aware of how I made you look a soppy little shit from day 1, and how you've continuously tried (and failed) to get your revenge ever since. I'd even go so far as to suggest you've got so wound up on occasion that you found yourself having a mod-imposed time out. Now, get back to looking up amusing photos of cats and I'll give you a shout if we need anything. Warmest regards Dr B Cunt Can I just check, you do know that when you "cunt someone" you are supposed to make them look the cunt, not yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Can I just check, you do know that when you "cunt someone" you are supposed to make them look the cunt, not yourself? Nobody likes you, dung, you're the worst, by a mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 11 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm disappointed you've chosen to publically apologise. Its an underhand tactic designed to blemish my good name. Bill, I will always endeavour to avoid a confrontation, wherever possible.. especially on here. You'll do well to stay on my good side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: Bill, I will always endeavour to avoid a confrontation, wherever possible.. especially on here. You'll do well to stay on my good side. Good cop, bad cop, both in one person. And the gay one from The Village People... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Nobody likes you, dung, you're the worst, by a mile. Fucking hell, that hurt!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 I'm currently in Madeira (or what's left of the fucker) and have suffered the full bollocks of holidaying abroad. Cunts who rush to the boarding gate as soon as they hear that their row has been called. Acting as if they have 10 seconds to board the plane. Entering the plane at the very front and then having to present my boarding pass and being told to go right (I mean it's a fucking tube, I can only go right unless I'm driving the bastard). Sitting in front of some little bastard who kicks the shit out of my seat. Sitting behind some cunt who rocks backwards and forwards like some fucking metronome. Having to listen to one of those cunts who stands up as soon as the seat belt sign goes off and stands in the aisle having a loud conversation with some other loud cunt. Then having my bag searched at Funchal airport by some butch fucking customs officer who thinks I'm a Kosovan on her own. Then when I get to my 5 star hotel get some cunt from Bermondsey trying to chat me up even though he's with his wife and kids. I'm now on my balcony, drinking a white russian listening to a load of fucking pissed up northerners 3 floors below yakking about the days football. It can only get better. Can't it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 When you say you were drinking a white Russian,can you explain more and possibly supply photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Frank always gave me priority when I climbed on board his boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 On 14/06/2016 at 8:59 PM, Punkape said: When you fly Ape.....where do put your "Mrs" ? In the hold I'll bet so the people in the economy trash area don't catch some disgusting,contagious disease or virus. You will spend most of the time leering at the male AIDS carrying cabin crew and trying to "goose" them when they bring your vile, plastic, airline "dinner". lol. Spunkie, judging by the timing of your posts I can't help but think that you are working nights as a cleaner at Leighton Hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Frank always gave me priority when I climbed on board his boat. Has he got a tug boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Frank always gave me priority when I climbed on board his boat. Is that what he calls it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It can only get better. Can't it?? No, Ding's in the room next door. Look for the tiny hole drilled through the bathroom wall, and then look for the even tinier cock peeking through it. On the plus side, Punkape has booked the other room on the opposite side, and you won't have any voyeurism problems with him. Unless you look like a massive fucking bloke that is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: No, Ding's in the room next door. Look for the tiny hole drilled through the bathroom wall, and then look for the even tinier cock peeking through it. On the plus side, Punkape has booked the other room on the opposite side, and you won't have any voyeurism problems with him. Unless you look like a massive fucking bloke that is. I was only saying to a friend the other day how modern horror is shit, and nothing really spooks me any more. Nice one Decs. That will surely put any suspected narcolepsy at bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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