Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Why can't I walk through any town centre in the UK without being intercepted by some smartly dressed cunt with an i-pad asking me if I like animals or care about the elderly or other such shit in an effort to get me to give to charity, but only by signing up to a monthly direct debit. I now plan my route around town to avoid these interferring cunts or pretend I am on my phone or that I have tourettes. Fuck off. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Why can't I walk through any town centre in the UK without being intercepted by some smartly dressed cunt with an i-pad asking me if I like animals or care about the elderly or other such shit in an effort to get me to give to charity, but only by signing up to a monthly direct debit. I now plan my route around town to avoid these interferring cunts or pretend I am on my phone or that I have tourettes. Fuck off. Cunt Wear this next time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Why can't I walk through any town centre in the UK without being intercepted by some smartly dressed cunt with an i-pad asking me if I like animals or care about the elderly or other such shit in an effort to get me to give to charity, but only by signing up to a monthly direct debit. I now plan my route around town to avoid these interferring cunts or pretend I am on my phone or that I have tourettes. Fuck off. Cunt Nice work, drew. These unwashed, dreadlocked happy-smiley cunts are fucking vermin. What you can also do to fuck them over is sign up on the spot and then send a shitty letter to whichever scrounging charity they are contracted to represent, saying they harassed you, cancel any agreement and the useless fuckwits will get £0 of the commission they expect and a warning/fucked off completely. Edited June 15, 2016 by Bubbles Didn't tell ding to fuck off. Fuck off, ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Why can't I walk through any town centre in the UK without being intercepted by some smartly dressed cunt with an i-pad asking me if I like animals or care about the elderly or other such shit in an effort to get me to give to charity, but only by signing up to a monthly direct debit. I now plan my route around town to avoid these interferring cunts or pretend I am on my phone or that I have tourettes. Fuck off. Cunt Just tell them that you actually a massive dog-killing, granny-raping twat and you're disgusted the rape advice line was only for victims……seems to do the fucking trick for me….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 On 15/06/2016 at 3:34 PM, Bubbles said: Nice work, drew. These unwashed, dreadlocked happy-smiley cunts are fucking vermin. What you can also do to fuck them over is sign up on the spot and then send a shitty letter to whichever scrounging charity they are contracted to represent, saying they harassed you, cancel any agreement and the useless fuckwits will get £0 of the commission they expect and a warning/fucked off completely. Or just shit directly into their begging bowl and cut out the middle man post office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 I rang the citizens advice bureau today for the first time ever. She started by saying they are a charity and rely on donations and would ask me a few questions but would not pass this information on to any third parties. That reminded me of when my son was about 4 years old said "Mam, Joey was flying backwards, I didn't hit him with my sword". Why the hell would they need to know if I have any kids, what type of property I live in etc? I told her politely to fuck off and I would get my advice from Cunts R Us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I rang the citizens advice bureau today for the first time ever. She started by saying they are a charity and rely on donations and would ask me a few questions but would not pass this information on to any third parties. That reminded me of when my son was about 4 years old said "Mam, Joey was flying backwards, I didn't hit him with my sword". Why the hell would they need to know if I have any kids, what type of property I live in etc? I told her politely to fuck off and I would get my advice from Cunts R Us. What issue was you seeking advice on, pray tell? Consider me a Cunty substitute for the fat spotty law post-grad who is merely attempting to exchange questionable legal advice for a go on a 35yr old council housed failed beautician with 5 half chat children…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I rang the citizens advice bureau today for the first time ever. She started by saying they are a charity and rely on donations and would ask me a few questions but would not pass this information on to any third parties. That reminded me of when my son was about 4 years old said "Mam, Joey was flying backwards, I didn't hit him with my sword". Why the hell would they need to know if I have any kids, what type of property I live in etc? I told her politely to fuck off and I would get my advice from Cunts R Us. Always come to us for advice nobbler. You have friends here who care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 I always avoid puddles. Puddles are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, deebom said: I always avoid puddles. Puddles are a cunt. Especially if you're drugged out of your skull. What are you on tonight ? Weed ? Hashish ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Especially if you're drugged out of your skull. What are you on tonight ? Weed ? Hashish ? And you only have vast experience in the effects of poppers hey Gapey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, CuntyMcCunterson said: And you only have vast experience in the effects of poppers hey Gapey? You've obviously been in prison and enjoyed it. Most find their way back their eventually....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You've obviously been in prison and enjoyed it. Most find their way back their eventually....... The term is recidivist. When did you cease your education to start your trolley collecting job? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Especially if you're drugged out of your skull. What are you on tonight ? Weed ? Hashish ? Just a couple of joints, as is the the norm, Really Spunkers, is this all you have? Change the fucking record you odious little lump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, deebom said: Just a couple of joints, as is the the norm, Really Spunkers, is this all you have? Change the fucking record you odious little lump. I'm on Bierra Moretti draught. Rather nice and legal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: That topic is out of bounds on here arsehole. Read the terms and conditions otherwise you will be fucked off. Are you a Moderator? Or just one of their cling-ons after a particularly fibrous lunch??? What a fucking anus you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bubbles said: The term is recidivist. When did you cease your education to start your trolley collecting job? You're very familiar with the vocabulary. Have you been away recently ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm on Bierra Moretti draught. Rather nice and legal.... Where's your sense of national pride? Leave that cheating I-Ty shit alone and get yourself some Boddingtons instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 On 15 June 2016 at 4:27 PM, CuntyMcCunterson said: Just tell them that you actually a massive dog-killing, granny-raping twat and you're disgusted the rape advice line was only for victims……seems to do the fucking trick for me….. Don't know why this tickled me so much. I'm guessing it's down to the fact that you added 'twat' to emphasise your deranged proclivities, as if a dog-killing granny-rapist wouldn't suffice in gaining you a wide berth. Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 26 minutes ago, CuntyMcCunterson said: Are you a Moderator? Or just one of their cling-ons after a particularly fibrous lunch??? What a fucking anus you are. I think we can do with a rest from you CMcC, see you back in 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: I always avoid puddles. Puddles are a cunt. Me too. Oh I thought you said Bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Always come to us for advice nobbler. You have friends here who care. How long do 2 cats have to be locked in a filthy shed day and night before they are considered to be abandoned when owner appears to have moved out and left them behind? Since a definitive answer was not forthcoming the kittys have now got a belly full of chicken and are asleep on my chaise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Did someone say that had some pussies that need stuffing?.....I'm here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 20 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: How long do 2 cats have to be locked in a filthy shed day and night before they are considered to be abandoned when owner appears to have moved out and left them behind? Since a definitive answer was not forthcoming the kittys have now got a belly full of chicken and are asleep on my chaise! Be careful. Cats are bastards and if you turn Your back on them they'll nick your stereo and your Jim Reeves collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I think we can do with a rest from you CMcC, see you back in 48 hours. Bloody hell that's harsh. Someone nicked the jam outta your doughnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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