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Cunts selling breakdown cover in supermarket entrances


Bubba C

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Fucking thick/old cunts who lack any education or life-skills to be able to gain meaningful employment, hanging about in supermarket foyers trying to scam old/thick cunts into parting with their hard earned benefits/pensions, for a 'service' that is completely irrelevant to their needs.

The doley cunts probably don't have their car insured and the old cunts only ever travel between home and the supermarket anyway. 

I'm pretty sure any cunt who has a shit enough car to warrant breakdown cover, probably has the intellectual capability to arrange it on the phone/internet. 

T minus 5 minutes to a boring manky "my bike never breaks down" pile of shit post.

(It's a shame quince grassed Eddie up, he'd fucking love this shit). 

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Guest Bill Stickers
1 hour ago, Bubbles said:

Fucking thick/old cunts who lack any education or life-skills to be able to gain meaningful employment, hanging about in supermarket foyers trying to scam old/thick cunts into parting with their hard earned benefits/pensions, for a 'service' that is completely irrelevant to their needs.

The doley cunts probably don't have their car insured and the old cunts only ever travel between home and the supermarket anyway. 

I'm pretty sure any cunt who has a shit enough car to warrant breakdown cover, probably has the intellectual capability to arrange it on the phone/internet. 

T minus 5 minutes to a boring manky "my bike never breaks down" pile of shit post.

(It's a shame quince grassed Eddie up, he'd fucking love this shit). 

I had some cunt also try selling me some load of old bollocks in the street. Here's what really fucked me off though - he's accosting people outside a tube station, at 8.45am in Holborn, middle of fucking rush hour, everyone with 15 mins to get to the office, and the poor cunt's superiors have decided this is the best time for him to try and stop people in the street and sell them something or solicit for donations.

Some of us actually have proper employment we need to get to. I told him in perfect English that I didn't speak any English, and to fuck off. 

Also, on the same commute this morning, some stupid fucking posh cunt of a woman with a buggy and a daughter called Arabella barged her way onto a very busy tube carriage at King's Cross at 8.30am. Absolutely packed with people on the way to work, and she's effing and blinding at people about how she couldn't get a space on the tube for her and her pram. It's 8.30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. What's so pressing that you have to cart your kid around in the buggy on the underground? Probably taking it to some vegan middle class cafe so she can pay £6.99 for a gluten free brownie and some fair trade coffee full of the waiter's phlegm. 

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10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I had some cunt also try selling me some load of old bollocks in the street. Here's what really fucked me off though - he's accosting people outside a tube station, at 8.45am in Holborn, middle of fucking rush hour, everyone with 15 mins to get to the office, and the poor cunt's superiors have decided this is the best time for him to try and stop people in the street and sell them something or solicit for donations.

Some of us actually have proper employment we need to get to. I told him in perfect English that I didn't speak any English, and to fuck off. 

Also, on the same commute this morning, some stupid fucking posh cunt of a woman with a buggy and a daughter called Arabella barged her way onto a very busy tube carriage at King's Cross at 8.30am. Absolutely packed with people on the way to work, and she's effing and blinding at people about how she couldn't get a space on the tube for her and her pram. It's 8.30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. What's so pressing that you have to cart your kid around in the buggy on the underground? Probably taking it to some vegan middle class cafe so she can pay £6.99 for a gluten free brownie and some fair trade coffee full of the waiter's phlegm. 

Whilst utterly fascinating, Bill, did you read my original post? 

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13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I had some cunt also try selling me some load of old bollocks in the street. Here's what really fucked me off though - he's accosting people outside a tube station, at 8.45am in Holborn, middle of fucking rush hour, everyone with 15 mins to get to the office, and the poor cunt's superiors have decided this is the best time for him to try and stop people in the street and sell them something or solicit for donations.

Some of us actually have proper employment we need to get to. I told him in perfect English that I didn't speak any English, and to fuck off. 

Also, on the same commute this morning, some stupid fucking posh cunt of a woman with a buggy and a daughter called Arabella barged her way onto a very busy tube carriage at King's Cross at 8.30am. Absolutely packed with people on the way to work, and she's effing and blinding at people about how she couldn't get a space on the tube for her and her pram. It's 8.30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. What's so pressing that you have to cart your kid around in the buggy on the underground? Probably taking it to some vegan middle class cafe so she can pay £6.99 for a gluten free brownie and some fair trade coffee full of the waiter's phlegm. 

Tell bubble about that time you played pool with your mates. Go on..

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Guest Bill Stickers
20 minutes ago, Frank said:

Tell bubble about that time you played pool with your mates. Go on..

I'm sorry. I've read it back and it was an awful little anecdotal diatribe. Perhaps I should do a few press ups with a bin from TK Maxx in shot. I might go all out and buy one of those fancy pedal operated stainless steel ones. Do you have any vouchers left over?

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8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm sorry. I've read it back and it was an awful little anecdotal diatribe. Perhaps I should do a few press ups with a bin from TK Maxx in shot. I might go all out and buy one of those fancy pedal operated stainless steel ones. Do you have any vouchers left over?

The Corner's all about authenticity, bill. You can shove your docile 'character' up your arse.

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Guest Manky
8 minutes ago, scotty said:

I dispute that, manky. It does break down whenever a proper car driver runs over it.

Catch me if you can. 4 wheeled cunts.

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Guest Manky
4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Manchester?

A thriving 21st century metropolis has tons of posh motors. I even saw a Vauxhall Corsa only a couple of days ago.

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Guest Manky
5 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Bit late, but I'll allow it.

Why are you so obsessed with gay references, manky? Has Mrs manky's moustache made you prefer something a little, ahem, different? 

Sexism and racism are wrong. Homophobia is OK. It says so in my bible.

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Just now, Manky said:

A thriving 21st century metropolis has tons of posh motors. I even saw a Vauxhall Corsa only a couple of days ago.

Yes, but it wasn't been driven by the owner now was it? Come on... you know it's best to tell the truth now don't you?

Just now, Manky said:

Sexism and racism are wrong. Homophobia is OK. It says so in my bible.

Don't forget genocide, fratricide, prostitution and GM foods...

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1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm sorry. I've read it back and it was an awful little anecdotal diatribe. Perhaps I should do a few press ups with a bin from TK Maxx in shot. I might go all out and buy one of those fancy pedal operated stainless steel ones. Do you have any vouchers left over?

Maybe dance like a complete toy and puff on a benders e-cig and all will be forgiven. 

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2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I had some cunt also try selling me some load of old bollocks in the street. Here's what really fucked me off though - he's accosting people outside a tube station, at 8.45am in Holborn, middle of fucking rush hour, everyone with 15 mins to get to the office, and the poor cunt's superiors have decided this is the best time for him to try and stop people in the street and sell them something or solicit for donations.

Some of us actually have proper employment we need to get to. I told him in perfect English that I didn't speak any English, and to fuck off. 

Also, on the same commute this morning, some stupid fucking posh cunt of a woman with a buggy and a daughter called Arabella barged her way onto a very busy tube carriage at King's Cross at 8.30am. Absolutely packed with people on the way to work, and she's effing and blinding at people about how she couldn't get a space on the tube for her and her pram. It's 8.30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. What's so pressing that you have to cart your kid around in the buggy on the underground? Probably taking it to some vegan middle class cafe so she can pay £6.99 for a gluten free brownie and some fair trade coffee full of the waiter's phlegm. 

Sorry got bored after the first couple of words Stickers you cunt, that was more like war and peace, soppy cunt

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1 minute ago, Fatty said:

Sorry got bored after the first couple of words Stickers you cunt, that was more like war and peace, soppy cunt

Ade Edmonson isn't in it is he?

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Guest Manky
12 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

I forgot, you're a man/cunt of the earth, aren't you? 

So everything you own that is 'yours' was crafted by your own fair, limp-wristed, liver-spotted hands then? 

 

No. I just wrote my bible.

CH 1. The Welsh are cunts

CH 2. Spunkape is a cunt.

CH 3. All faggots are cunts.

The End.

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Guest Sancho Cuntza
3 minutes ago, Manky said:

No. I just wrote my bible.

CH 1. The Welsh are cunts

CH 2. Spunkape is a cunt.

CH 3. All faggots are cunts.

The End.

I hate to be pedantic but that sounds more like the Koran. Are you a muzza?

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2 hours ago, Bubbles said:
2 hours ago, Sancho Cuntza said:

I hate to be pedantic but that sounds more like the Koran. Are you a muzza?

Fuck off. Do you call yourself Sancho because you have a gay porn star moustache?

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Guest Bill Stickers
3 minutes ago, Sancho Cuntza said:

No, it's because I regularly ride a donkey A.K.A. your wife.

Any chance you could get an avatar? Your contributions are forgettable enough, it might help me remember that you're a complete belter in future. 

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