Guest N/A Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 First of all can I just express my dismay at what is rapidly becoming known as "potatoe gate"....... Where eating a potatoes has been deemed a "nomination" !!! So I would like to nominate anyone who actually goes out to a restaurant and eats "food" a cunt ! What the fuck are they thinking? They arrange to go out, they book a table, they don't eat a hearty lunch so as to not spoil their meal.....what fucking cunts do that? No doubt people who go on holiday when at an airport will be the next nom...or...fuck me I think people who swim at the pool are cunts. i can actually hear the monumentally thick cogs wearing away in people's minds trying to scrape together the shittest couple of sentences to justify a topic. To give you a grain of inspiration why not consider the following, cunts who breath, cunts who send their children to school every weekday between 9 and 3.30 pm, cunts who who have evolved motornuron skills allowing them to link thought process with communicative typing actions.....what cunts . fuck it why don't you simply trawl through the past sections and cunt an paste a nom like I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 How about "illiterate thick cunts" as a topic then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, Ape said: How about "illiterate thick cunts" as a topic then? I think it's safe to say Mongy has the monopoly on that front, Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 45 minutes ago, Ape said: How about "illiterate thick cunts" as a topic then? NO that's been done, every time Punkape comes on here ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 How about people that buy a car then drive it around. What a bunch of thoughtless cunts they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Snatch said: How about people that buy a car then drive it around. What a bunch of thoughtless cunts they are. Did you know that Manky rides a bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 15 hours ago, Ape said: How about "illiterate thick cunts" as a topic then? Yes that's a start....Clearly Punkape and yourself are inspiration for that nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 23 hours ago, Snatch said: How about people that buy a car then drive it around. What a bunch of thoughtless cunts they are. That's a bit too obvious...but maybe Bill could turn that into....cunts who drive a car but don't use a break or steering wheel or sit in the drivers seat....basically they don't drive. But have bought a Jacket Potatoe for lunch ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 How about cunts who listen to Folk music? Fucking 'Gaudete' and songs about ships sinking in storms on Canadian lakes and leaving Old Durham Town and The Days of Pearly Spencer (actually I liked that one). Fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: First of all can I just express my dismay at what is rapidly becoming known as "potatoe gate"....... Where eating a potatoes has been deemed a "nomination" !!! So I would like to nominate anyone who actually goes out to a restaurant and eats "food" a cunt ! What the fuck are they thinking? They arrange to go out, they book a table, they don't eat a hearty lunch so as to not spoil their meal.....what fucking cunts do that? No doubt people who go on holiday when at an airport will be the next nom...or...fuck me I think people who swim at the pool are cunts. i can actually hear the monumentally thick cogs wearing away in people's minds trying to scrape together the shittest couple of sentences to justify a topic. To give you a grain of inspiration why not consider the following, cunts who breath, cunts who send their children to school every weekday between 9 and 3.30 pm, cunts who who have evolved motornuron skills allowing them to link thought process with communicative typing actions.....what cunts . fuck it why don't you simply trawl through the past sections and cunt an paste a nom like I do. You are seriously, seriously thick. Your spelling and grammar are quite honestly at around the level of a 9 year old. Truly, my 8 year old niece is quite bright , and would show you up badly. Plus you can't seem to work autocorrect. Stick to operating farm machinery, hopefully you'll get dragged in and horribly mangled into a bale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 22 hours ago, Snatch said: How about people that buy a car then drive it around. What a bunch of thoughtless cunts they are. Would that be somewhat dependent on the vehicle make? Land Rover, BMW, Mercedes, definitely cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 46 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You are seriously, seriously thick. Your spelling and grammar are quite honestly at around the level of a 9 year old. Truly, my 8 year old niece is quite bright , and would show you up badly. Plus you can't seem to work autocorrect. Stick to operating farm machinery, hopefully you'll get dragged in and horribly mangled into a bale. Thank fuck it's only your brother/ sister who have had children. Please continue with the mass genocide of your family line and gene pool,by wanking off every night into a tissue alone in you beds it and flushing you horrible issue down the toilet where you belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You are seriously, seriously thick. Your spelling and grammar are quite honestly at around the level of a 9 year old. Truly, my 8 year old niece is quite bright , and would show you up badly. Plus you can't seem to work autocorrect. Stick to operating farm machinery, hopefully you'll get dragged in and horribly mangled into a bale. I'm starting to think that Mongy is Manky's alter-ego........ One is a submissive, decrepit, ginger loser on a bike. The other is a wannabe alpha-male; who has made good in life and drives a shit BMW with a two-tone paint job. But 'both' are linked by the claim they were born in the god forsaken shithole of Manchester, are illiterate racists, and undeniably the two thickest cunts to ever grace CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'm disappointed that other honourable cunts on here have dignified and validated this pile of dyslexic bile by responding. Quite possibly the worst nomination since Frank's SAS number. However, it has garnered snatch's seal of approval, which guarantees it's a load of old bollocks that even ding can't giggle at in his usual infantile, medically alarming way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Thank fuck it's only your brother/ sister who have had children. Please continue with the mass genocide of your family line and gene pool,by wanking off every night into a tissue alone in you beds it and flushing you horrible issue down the toilet where you belong. Be quiet you old spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm disappointed that other honourable cunts on here have dignified and validated this pile of dyslexic bile by responding. Quite possibly the worst nomination since Frank's SAS number. However, it has garnered snatch's seal of approval, which guarantees it's a load of old bollocks that even ding can't giggle at in his usual infantile, medically alarming way. Fucking knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: Fucking knob. Ouch, that hurt Snatch. I may have to take a prolonged break from the Corner until I recover the self-confidence to post something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Ouch, that hurt Snatch. I may have to take a prolonged break from the Corner until I recover the self-confidence to post something. Before you go don't forget to run to the mods first and cry because I called you a fucking knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 23 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Did you know that Manky rides a bike? I bet he doesn't. He just gets ferried around Salford in his chauffeur driven stretch limo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Before you go don't forget to run to the mods first and cry because I called you a fucking knob. I have reported you for calling me a knob head. I think even you can accept you went way too far there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 I've been known to eat food when I go out after smoking grass or pot, but I draw the line at baked potatoes. Spud U Like is for cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I have reported you for calling me a knob head. I think even you can accept you went way too far there. You did what? You sir,are a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 I too went to a restaurant once, though it was somewhat spoiled by Punkape stumbling in to cadge some spare change, and then trying to steal my roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: ..... and undeniably the two thickest cunts to ever grace CC. Oi cunt.. what about me? 9 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: ......which guarantees it's a load of old bollocks that even ding can't giggle at in his usual infantile, medically alarming way. You want to fucking bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Oi cunt.. what about me? You want to fucking bet? I said 'thick', not 'autistic'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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