Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 17 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Your ability to breathe should be suspended. More Plebian drivel. o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Dunno, it's puzzled me for years. It seems to me they're trying to be, or pretending to be something they're not. And if that's true, would you want one some idiot cunt like that running the country? Might as well give the top job to Eddie fucking Izzard or Dale Winton, and make all their hand picked gameshow panel MPs. Of course, our very own bible quoting extraordinaire Punkape should be "Mr Speaker" in order to offer some balance to proceedings. If I was speaker I'd kick Dennis Skinner in the nuts at the beginning of every session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Naked lunch is one of the best books I have never read. The vibrator was from a company or place called Yokohama which gives me a good idea. Why they name all nuclear test sites after Japanese cities? A 50kt yield Rampant Rabbit would surely take the newness off a badly packed kebab Named lunch is a load of bollocks. I doubt you've read it anyway in Cheetham Hill. Cunts like you have dinner at lunch time and tea instead of dinner. Naked lunch for you is arriving pissed at the chippy on a match day with no fucking clothes on and hoping to stick your knob in the batter mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Naked lunch for you is arriving pissed at the chippy on a match day with no fucking clothes on and hoping to stick your knob in the batter mix. You make that sound like unusual behaviour. Stupid Cheshire cunt. Have you been sniffing ICI's famous marching powder down the Northwich salt mines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Deny it all they like, what these butch types really want is a cock, and they're secretly jealous of those who have one. I can't believe no-one's ever figured this out before. I'm off now to make my fortune in the highly respected field of psychoanalysis. You would be very good at that Baws, and finding out where people live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope everyone is aware that the band, Stiff Little Fingers, are named after a Vibrators song. William S Burroughs was a cunt. ..and there was me thinking it was from The Invaders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 On 10/07/2016 at 5:33 PM, Cuntybaws said: I hope everyone is aware that the band, Stiff Little Fingers, are named after a Vibrators song. William S Burroughs was a cunt. I hope everyone is aware that the band,Motörhead,had a song called Vibrator and it is now possible,through the medium of the internet,to purchase Motörhead vibrators at a very reasonable price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 On 9 July 2016 at 8:56 PM, Ape said: God thinks you're a fucking idiot. I think you're a fucking idiot. I'm confident the rest of the human race does too. What about Angela Eagle ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What about Angela Eagle ? She thinks you're a fucking idiot as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 On 9 July 2016 at 10:17 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: More gay chat, from the usual font of all gayness. Another massive cunt from the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another massive cunt from the left. What? Great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 She's one of those old school lesbanians who almost certainly read Sociology at Uni and wore the dyke uniform of fez, home-made and organic piss-dyed Aran knit, Che Fucking Dirty Commie Fucking Bastard Guevara T-shirt, combat shorts, novelty rainbow socks with individual toe gloves, cherry red Dr Marten boots and sported a beard. I've got nothing against fucking lesbians, but it's time the cunts got their bastard act together. Lesbians should all look like either Lucy Verasamy or Esther McVey and willingly indulge in deep anal public fisting (up to the fucking elbow at least). I don't want to see, or hear about any more of these flabby-buttocked, sagging-titted old pot-boilers with crusty fuds like a fucking ripped out fireplace and sweaty flaps like a pair of LIDL gammon hangers. I want her dead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I see Miss "Muff Diver" Eagle has withdrawn from the Labour Party leadership and not before time. This country is not ready for a carpet muncher in high political office and she's gone before her sordid living arrangements became the talk of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I see Miss "Muff Diver" Eagle has withdrawn from the Labour Party leadership and not before time. This country is not ready for a carpet muncher in high political office and she's gone before her sordid living arrangements became the talk of the country. Very chattering class comment, you are a taxi driver in Stockport I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Very chattering class comment, you are a taxi driver in Stockport I think. No, he gets taken roughly from behind my taxi drivers in Stockport. Not sure whether the clock is still running or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, he gets taken roughly from behind my taxi drivers in Stockport. Not sure whether the clock is still running or not... You're a Taxi driver in Rotherham aren't you Rachid ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 On 10/07/2016 at 4:33 PM, Cuntybaws said: I hope everyone is aware that the band, Stiff Little Fingers, are named after a Vibrators song. William S Burroughs was a cunt. There ain't half been some clever bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I see Miss "Muff Diver" Eagle has withdrawn from the Labour Party leadership and not before time. This country is not ready for a carpet muncher in high political office and she's gone before her sordid living arrangements became the talk of the country. I can think of a number of reasons why it would be better if Angela Eagle didn't become leader of the Labour party, but her sexuality isn't one of them. The fact that you find her living arrangements sordid says rather more about you than it does about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I see Miss "Muff Diver" Eagle has withdrawn from the Labour Party leadership and not before time. This country is not ready for a carpet muncher in high political office and she's gone before her sordid living arrangements became the talk of the country. It says more about you than her that you don't think the country is ready for a political figure who is also a mung bean flicker. Presumably though, you think that we are evolved enough to accept a triple chinned hooray Henry with a penchant for shoving his cock in a dead pigs gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 23 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I can think of a number of reasons why it would be better if Angela Eagle didn't become leader of the Labour party, but her sexuality isn't one of them. The fact that you find her living arrangements sordid says rather more about you than it does about her. 2 dykes in number 10 ? That would turn the office of Prime Minister into a laughing stock. You hadn't thought through your point at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: It says more about you than her that you don't think the country is ready for a political figure who is also a mung bean flicker. Presumably though, you think that we are evolved enough to accept a triple chinned hooray Henry with a penchant for shoving his cock in a dead pigs gob. The MORAL majority is larger but quieter that you think and they silently condemn homosexuality. They can no longer openly condemn it as they are branded homophobes by the same cunts who branded them as racists for wanting immigration controls. Fuck off . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: I can think of a number of reasons why it would be better if Angela Eagle didn't become leader of the Labour party, but her sexuality isn't one of them. The fact that you find her living arrangements sordid says rather more about you than it does about her. Yes, but Eagle's not a proper lezza, is she? I've got loads of reality lezza DVDs, so I know for a fact what I'm talking about. Your average lezza wears lingerie and high heels. The lezza and her numerous lezza mates like sticking dildos up one another's stinkers and bluts. They then enjoy being interrupted by a bloke with a huge cock. After he's fucked them the lezzas enjoy pleading with him to ice their faces. Eagle would NEVER behave like that. And unlike proper lezzas, Eagle's voice is usually in synch with her lips (mouth lips). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Yes, but Eagle's not a proper lezza, is she? I've got loads of reality lezza DVDs, so I know for a fact what I'm talking about. Your average lezza wears lingerie and high heels. The lezza and her numerous lezza mates like sticking dildos up one another's stinkers and bluts. They then enjoy being interrupted by a bloke with a huge cock. After he's fucked them the lezzas enjoy pleading with him to ice their faces. Eagle would NEVER behave like that. And unlike proper lezzas, Eagle's voice is usually in synch with her lips (mouth lips). Pervert and peasant. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 54 minutes ago, Punkape said: The MORAL majority is larger but quieter that you think and they silently condemn homosexuality. They can no longer openly condemn it as they are branded homophobes by the same cunts who branded them as racists for wanting immigration controls. Fuck off . Have you seen her partner Maria. Looks like Alan Alda after a shopping spree in Tescos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 On 10/07/2016 at 5:07 PM, Manky said: Naked lunch is one of the best books I have never read. The vibrator was from a company or place called Yokohama which gives me a good idea. Why they name all nuclear test sites after Japanese cities? A 50kt yield Rampant Rabbit would surely take the newness off a badly packed kebab Manky, imho the Western Lands trilogy eclipsed Naked Lunch. If you haven't already read them, steal yourself a copy next time you venture into scouseland. Superb writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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