colonelkurtz Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 .... golfer cunts scared to go to Rio in case they get the zits virus. I've been to London loads of times and I've not even had the Aids once , never mind a few spots. So man up you golfists , pack your tube of Savlon , a bottle of Clearasil for the kisser and some Dettol for the bog seat , get swinging your golf bats and show johnny foriegner what we are made of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Been watching re-runs of the inbetweeners and they summed it up perfectly. GOLF Gay Outdoor Lifestyle with Fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Been watching re-runs of the inbetweeners and they summed it up perfectly. GOLF Gay Outdoor Lifestyle with Fellas Fuck that. You ought to be watching Trainspotting Live if you want to see Gay Outdoor Lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Now who do we know who is a gay shit house golfer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Sorry to cum all over Cuntybaws (hold that thought) but I did this very nom (see 'Pansy Golfers on page 2) but 5 days ago. Up your (tee to green) game FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Sorry to cum all over Cuntybaws (hold that thought) but I did this very nom (see 'Pansy Golfers on page 2) but 5 days ago. Up your (tee to green) game FFS I certainly need to pay attention at the back ... not like me to miss one of yours Jiggers .. peace and goodwill as always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Sorry to cum all over Cuntybaws... I'm not sure I'm on board with this, frankly. What's our safety word again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure I'm on board with this, frankly. What's our safety word again? My safety phrase would be," Well Officer, this head does in fact belong to that gay looking chap with a, er.... missing head. It was an accident though, I was cleaning my meat cleaver and it went off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure I'm on board with this, frankly. What's our safety word again? May I suggest "Frank's white skinny jeans"? Enough to make anyone stop what they're doing and run for the hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: My safety phrase would be," Well Officer, this head does in fact belong to that gay looking chap with a, er.... missing head. It was an accident though, I was cleaning my meat cleaver and it went off" Cunts like you in your area of Manchester would never get issued with a legal firearms certificate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 5 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: I certainly need to pay attention at the back ... not like me to miss one of yours Jiggers .. peace and goodwill as always Hmmm. Okay - but watch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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