Guest Ollyboro Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes if only the other citizens had also had lorries none of this would have hapened. I know what you're saying, LP, but you've got to ensure that lorries don't fall into the wrong hands. Look at Peter Sutcliffe. Although to be fair I think he was a bit poorly at the time. The good news is Sutters was proclaimed better last year. Hopefully this unsavoury incident won't put him off returning to lorry driving upon his release. Retraining at his time of life could prove traumatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sounds beautiful quince, I will bring a picnic, any chance I could have a go at swinging the axe? It seems extreme Eddie, you should invest in fresher sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Graham Nortons brown eye. What's that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sounds beautiful quince, I will bring a picnic, any chance I could have a go at swinging the axe? It seems extreme Eddie, you should invest in fresher sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Now it looks like a coup in Turkey. Their military wont play games with Islamists. Bye-bye EU membership you lucky fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: We need more people practicing Catholocism and more Churches. Onward Christian soldiers ! Punkers, ffs. I've tried my best with you, but can't you even find it within yourself to spell Catholicism correctly, especially as you claim to follow it? Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Punkers, ffs. I've tried my best with you, but can't you even find it within yourself to spell Catholicism correctly, especially as you claim to follow it? Fucking hell. I've been drinking and can't see my screen too well. Played golf with one of Matt Le Tissiers pals last week in Devon. Great day out... catholicism how's that ? Want to join ? Find a priest.....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I Played golf with one of Matt Le Tissiers pals last week in Devon. Living the dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Living the dream. Fuck off you gay scouser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Living the dream. Dreaming a life. What a piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's that ? Your breakfast, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off you gay scouser. Who are you playing golf with next? Probably another big shot like a friend of a bloke who once watched ' The Great Soprendo' live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had an uncle who worked for MI5. He used to get us furniture on the cheap. Oh hang on! Sorry he worked for MFI. Gypps, why the fuck aren't you posting these on the sicki thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Who are you playing golf with next? Probably another big shot like a friend of a bloke who once watched ' The Great Soprendo' live. A friend of mine was playing with Prince Andrew last week. I've played with Mickey Dolentz and Jodie Kidd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: A friend of mine was playing with Prince Andrew last week. I've played with Mickey Dolentz and Jodie Kidd. Who the fuck is Mickey Dolentz, is he related to Micky Dolenz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Who the fuck is Mickey Dolentz, is he related to Micky Dolenz? He was one of the Monkeys ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: He was one of the Monkeys ! Micky dolenz was one of the monkees, is the bloke you played golf with 'Mickey Dolentz from the Monkeys' in a tribute band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Micky dolenz was one of the monkees, is the bloke you played golf with 'Mickey Dolentz from the Monkeys' in a tribute band? No it was the guy from the original rock band. We talked about golf all the time.I thought his band was shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 12 hours ago, Snatch said: Ok then Bill,let's give them a fair trail. They'll get a fine and sent out onto the street to carry on this sort of shit. It's a fucking war you dumb cunt. What is it you and your liberal mates don't understand? What would you do,give them counselling? A free holiday perhaps? Go back to bullying others on here,it's all your capable of you spineless piece of shit. Snatch, if I can direct you to the names on the "like" list here, that is a pointer. Are you really suggesting "we" ditch our western process for a ridiculous mob style approach mimicking that of these backward fucks in their unstable shit holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Snatch, if I can direct you to the names on the "like" list here, that is a pointer. Are you really suggesting "we" ditch our western process for a ridiculous mob style approach mimicking that of these backward fucks in their unstable shit holes? Eloquent and accurate. Our society is better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 18 minutes ago, scotty said: Eloquent and accurate. Our society is better than that. It is better. We can beat them, so should not join them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The nuns at my school told us that all protestants were evil and would burn in hell for all eternity. Then they would beat the shit out of us. Sounds like a laugh a minute.. Just like my old school... 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut your fat beery mouth dung-dipper. no. 18 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is better. We can beat them, so should not join them. Can we beat them with cricket bats? Apple, no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Now it looks like a coup in Turkey. Their military wont play games with Islamists. Bye-bye EU membership you lucky fuckers. Yeah great. Turkey as usual is the bottleneck to the Middle East , and if they're fucked, it's multiple border exposure. Have you never played "Risk"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Gypps, why the fuck aren't you posting these on the sicki thread? Scotty, I need more power. Can you get this fucking shit heap to warp factor 5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Good to see that Justin Timberlake is praying for Nice. Although I'm more of a custard cream fan myself. I'll get my petticoat tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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