PANZER MURPHY Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Watching it the other evening and was once again appalled by the moon faced slags gibbering like the salivating primates they are at some chromosome challenged man cunt leppin around the stage like rat that's been tossed into a roasting hot metal barrel Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 So, you tuned in to an ITV production, fronted by Paddy fucking McGuiness, and found it to be lacking in any artistic merit and full of dizzy tarts? Well quelle fucking surprise. I hope you didn't spend too long fucking about with the colour settings on your 1990 Matsui 21" telly. They really are that orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Didn't tune in cunt bubble. .the battery fell out of the remote an rolled under the sofa Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Didn't tune in cunt bubble. .the battery fell out of the remote an rolled under the sofa Panzerknacker I would kick the fucking telly to death before I watch this opiate for the unwashed shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: I would kick the fucking telly to death before I watch this opiate for the unwashed shite. Don't do that to the TV Manks. Do it to Paddy fucking Mcguiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't do that to the TV Manks. Do it to Paddy fucking Mcguiness. The TV's safe. I won't watch the shite as long as blood flows through my veins, as long as I can draw a breath , as long as I can't hear a hippopotamus having a shit in a cesspit. Fucking never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Nah ya have me all wrong I couldn't change channel because I was busy wrestling with me sexuality on the sofa dreaming of shooting man goo in Debbie from hulls foundation plastered vizage is all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Nah ya have me all wrong I couldn't change channel because I was busy wrestling with me sexuality on the sofa dreaming of shooting man goo in Debbie from hulls foundation plastered vizage is all Panzerknacker Are you planning on getting an avatar any time soon? Something fitting, like a close- up shot of a hairy, shitty, animal's arsehole perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Ya think a picture makes a difference. ..imagine one..yer mush for instance if say ya have the face of a cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 59 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya think a picture makes a difference. ..imagine one..yer mush for instance if say ya have the face of a cunt Panzerknacker French kiss a plug socket. nocti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya think a picture makes a difference. ..imagine one..yer mush for instance if say ya have the face of a cunt Panzerknacker From your ignominious entrance to CC, I'd put good money on you having the face of a cunt, and the brain of a jellyfish. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: From your ignominious entrance to CC, I'd put good money on you having the face of a cunt, and the brain of a jellyfish. Fuck off. No, I think you've got it the wrong way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubba C said: From your ignominious entrance to CC, I'd put good money on you having the face of a cunt, and the brain of a jellyfish. Fuck off. 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, I think you've got it the wrong way round. Fuck off From your ignominious entrance to CC, I'd put good money on you having the face of a cunt, and the brain of a jellyfish. Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off From your ignominious entrance to CC, I'd put good money on you having the face of a cunt, and the brain of a jellyfish. Better? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Fuck off. Still wrong. Now, where the fuck is that thread with Stickers wanting his midget avatar.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Preferred it the first way ya stinking little monkeys balloon knot Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Manky said: The TV's safe. I won't watch the shite as long as blood flows through my veins, as long as I can draw a breath , as long as I can't hear a hippopotamus having a shit in a cesspit. Fucking never. What about Corrie, you like that though don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 23 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: What about Corrie, you like that though don't you? No. Rule 17 states: "Anyone who thinks Manky likes Coronation Street is a fuckwit dibdob spacker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Preferred it the first way ya stinking little monkeys balloon knot Panzerknacker Why do you feel it necessary to sign off all your posts with your stupid user name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Why do you feel it necessary to sign off all your posts with your stupid user name? It's been pointed out by a few people here Apers. It makes no difference to the idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: It's been pointed out by a few people here Apers. It makes no difference to the idiot. Is he a spastic or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Is he a spastic or something? Possibly Mr. ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Is he a spastic or something? or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Is he a spastic or something? Most definitely. He's basically an incarnation of the hieroglyph that the Egyptians must've used for "fucking retard". It actually makes his posts searchable, should any psychiatrists or doctors need evidence of the Mariana like depths that the human intellect can reach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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