PANZER MURPHY Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 As some of you may know I havnt a job so I'm exposed to the awful drudge that is day time TV it seems to be packed with ads telling you that if ya step outside of blighty and get a splinter in your toe filthy greasey doctors will hack your foot off unless ya have travel insurance or that if your over 50 your gonna die soon and horribly so to stop your kids and bird from selling Their holes down the docks ya better get funeral cover Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: As some of you may know I havnt a job so I'm exposed to the awful drudge that is day time TV it seems to be packed with ads telling you that if ya step outside of blighty and get a splinter in your toe filthy greasey doctors will hack your foot off unless ya have travel insurance or that if your over 50 your gonna die soon and horribly so to stop your kids and bird from selling Their holes down the docks ya better get funeral cover Panzerknacker Simple solution. Get a job you freeloading cunt and stop being a burden on society or just sell your TV and buy some smack to overdose with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Should the unemployed even be allowed to nominate things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Should the unemployed even be allowed to nominate things? You're a bit light on noms Billy. Something you're not telling us? You're not one of those lower class AIDS ridden freeloaders that get mentioned with hilarious regularity on here, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: You're a bit light on noms Billy. Something you're not telling us? You're not one of those lower class AIDS ridden freeloaders that get mentioned with hilarious regularity on here, are you? I got banned drew. Although I can't remember the last thing you nommed... Ever. Forgettable little toe rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I like daytime telly but only the documentaries on Sky and Freeview. I can't watch telly after 7pm as Mrs Manky won't let me due to the soaps and I'm fucked if I'm watching it upstairs or oline. If you are unemployed and can't afford Freeview, fuck off downtown and stand outside Radio Rentals. (Showing my age there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: ...if your over 50 your gonna die soon and horribly so to stop your kids and bird from selling Their holes down the docks ya better get funeral cover Royal London are the main offenders. To make matters worse, they use some Baldrick-looking Welsh cunt to do the voice over. They also sponsor the cricket. Draw your own conclusions about what tedious little lives their marketing department must lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Should the unemployed even be allowed to nominate things? No, they should be put to work in the mines instead of taking up precious bandwidth with their idle thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 You ignorant bunch of cuntbreeds, maybe there is a very good reason Panzer is not working, maybe he has two heads and nobody wants to see that abomination walking the streets, maybe he has a genuine disability or looks after someone who has....or maybe and probably he has that awful virus called lazyitis and rapes the benefit system like some asylum seeker parasite, but i have to agree with his nomination and would go further in saying TV in general is a stack of slash...i really only watch torture and nunsploitation films.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Should the unemployed even be allowed to nominate things? I reserve the right of spongecunts to nom Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Nothing can be worse than that bilge at 7 o'clock on BBC. Fucking dreadful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Should the unemployed even be allowed to nominate things? Who's paying for this cunt to sit on his fat arse? Who's paying for his TV, electricity, lighting, rent, food and nurse? Yup, us the dozy fucking taxpayer. We pay to keep so he can watch TV all day while I'm at work, and what does he do? Fucking moan and complain about the free gift telly! What an ungrateful cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 On 29/07/2016 at 7:02 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Nothing can be worse than that bilge at 7 o'clock on BBC. Fucking dreadful. Numero Uno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Numero Uno? I'd love to see you on daytime tv. Ideally "can't pay? We'll take it away!". You stood in a Yorkshire flat cap, sobbing by the roadside as your shitty campervan is impounded by a burly southern bouncer. Fantastic entertainment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Stop signing off your posts with your username you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 19 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd love to see you on daytime tv. Ideally "can't pay? We'll take it away!". You stood in a Yorkshire flat cap, sobbing by the roadside as your shitty campervan is impounded by a burly southern bouncer. Fantastic entertainment! I'd love to see you on daytime TV, on crimewatch being dug up from under someones' dirty scuzzy little backyard patio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I'd love to see you on daytime TV, on crimewatch being dug up from under someones' dirty scuzzy little backyard patio. I enjoyed that one ding. There might be hope for you yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I enjoyed that one ding. There might be hope for you yet. No, you can't have a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 On 29/07/2016 at 0:07 PM, ThunderCunt said: You ignorant bunch of cuntbreeds, maybe there is a very good reason Panzer is not working Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Has Punkers had those ear/noserings put in so he can do 7 poofs at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Has Punkers had those ear/noserings put in so he can do 7 poofs at once? That's what his arse is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 18 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: He would be next to useless at one of Bills coke fulled gatherings, nice hair cut to just set it all off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 19 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: What a delightful young man. That people would do this sort of shit to themselves deliberately is beyond me. He really does need the sharp end of a claw hammer hopefully we can convince these sort of cunts that they would look great with a big fuck off hole through their heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: He would be next to useless at one of Bills coke fulled gatherings, nice hair cut to just set it all off. I know it seems a bit churlish to mention it, given the time, effort and money he's spent on the tattoos, piercings etc... but couldn't the twat get his hair done as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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