Guest Ollyboro Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 In the World News section in yesterday's Times, there was a photograph of a dead drug dealer in Cambodia, or Peru, or London - some 3rd World Shit hole or other. He'd been shot. Squatting next to him was his wife. She was wearing a short skirt. If the fucking photographer had moved a couple of degrees to his right, we would have definitely got an up- skirt shot of his grieving widow's twitching clout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 ..and of course you would volunteer to step into the breach, you wouldn't want her to get lonely and all that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: In the World News section in yesterday's Times, there was a photograph of a dead drug dealer in Cambodia, or Peru, or London - some 3rd World Shit hole or other. He'd been shot. Squatting next to him was his wife. She was wearing a short skirt. If the fucking photographer had moved a couple of degrees to his right, we would have definitely got an up- skirt shot of his grieving widow's twitching clout. What a shit Nom and unsuprisingly from one of the board more depraved,criminal fuckwits. I sure admin have had a word now too havn't they ? A permanent cell in Broadmoor cannot be too far off for you. lol. lolol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: What a shit Nom and unsuprisingly from one of the board more depraved,criminal fuckwits. I sure admin have had a word now too havn't they ? A permanent cell in Broadmoor cannot be too far off for you. lol. lolol. lol. What do you expect from a Nigerian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 I got an overnight ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Shit photography's one thing, shit sculpture is quite another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Punkape said: What a shit Nom and unsuprisingly from one of the board more depraved,criminal fuckwits. I sure admin have had a word now too havn't they ? A permanent cell in Broadmoor cannot be too far off for you. lol. lolol. lol. Glossing over your thick as pig shit Pidgin English (seriously, Spunkers, read your post back in a Nigerian accent), allow me to make the nom more LGBT friendly - just for you. The dead cunt was wearing a pair of leather chaps, with the area covering his buttocks removed. Had the photographer moved a couple of degrees to his left, Spunkburp would have had an uninterrupted view of the deceased still twitching shit chute. Just as rigor mortis was setting in. No doubt I'll hear from you when you've finished buffing your stump to the image. Edited August 1, 2016 by Ollyboro Freshly squeezed gleet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Glossing over your thick as pig shit Pidgin English (seriously, Spunkers, read your post back in a Nigerian accent), allow me to make the nom more LGBT friendly - just for you. The dead cunt was wearing a pair of leather chaps, with the area covering his buttocks removed. Had the photographer moved a couple of degrees to his left, Spunkburp would have had an uninterrupted view of the deceased still twitching shit chute. Just as rigor mortis was setting in. No doubt I'll hear from you when you've finished buffing your stump to the image. Depraved idiot. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Depraved idiot. lol. Ollybollocks makes your amateurism blatantly obvious. Now you have met your match, take an axe to your internet connection then get your boyfriend to take the axe to your head. Gay cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: Ollybollocks makes your amateurism blatantly obvious. Now you have met your match, take an axe to your internet connection then get your boyfriend to take the axe to your head. Gay cunt. Oh dear... Bad weekend on Canal St ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oh dear... Bad weekend on Canal St ? lol. Punkers, it pains me to be the bearer of bad news for you, it really does. However, it must be said that your wealthy, golf memberships, snobby cunt character niche was claimed by Frank ages ago. You've done nothing with it, and the Canal Street reference has grown tiresome. Sort yourself out...reinvent yourself and come back a new cunt. Right now, please fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Shit photography's one thing, shit sculpture is quite another. Looks like she's been deep fried. Is it in Scotland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: In the World News section in yesterday's Times, there was a photograph of a dead drug dealer in Cambodia, or Peru, or London - some 3rd World Shit hole or other. He'd been shot. Squatting next to him was his wife. She was wearing a short skirt. If the fucking photographer had moved a couple of degrees to his right, we would have definitely got an up- skirt shot of his grieving widow's twitching clout. That makes me mad. Like when some fucking slapper with big tits and a low top is being interviewed on the telly and the cunting cameraman zooms in for a face close up so no fukker can see her tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: That makes me mad. Like when some fucking slapper with big tits and a low top is being interviewed on the telly and the cunting cameraman zooms in for a face close up so no fukker can see her tits. ....or when they spoil a good tit shot by letting the bitches wear clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like she's been deep fried. Is it in Scotland? Deep Fried Shit... a true Scots delicacy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Deep Fried Shit... a true Scots delicacy... Fuck off you trespassing tyke twat. I want my mountain back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: That makes me mad. Like when some fucking slapper with big tits and a low top is being interviewed on the telly and the cunting cameraman zooms in for a face close up so no fukker can see her tits. This is exactly what I'm on about. I remember when the famine hit in Ethiopia. The fucking cameraman was focusing on all these boring cunts with scraps of clothing on, when just behind Michael Buerk's bulbous head, there was clearly a woman with her tits not blocked by a dying toddlers napper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off you trespassing tyke twat. I want my mountain back. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: What? He's probably on about Brokeback mountain again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What? The Yorkshire Dales National Park has been enlarged to include Lancashires highest hill. Now those Tetley's bitter drinking, Plus net using freaks will be roaming at will over a (small) piece of North Lancashire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: The Yorkshire Dales National Park has been enlarged to include Lancashires highest hill. Now those Tetley's bitter drinking, Plus net using freaks will be roaming at will over a (small) piece of North Lancashire. Don't worry, we are only using it as a Security Buffer Zone between you and Civilisation (us). I promise, by Jehovah, that we will not build any settlements on the Security Buffer Zone, and then need to acquire Another Security Buffer Zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Don't worry, we are only using it as a Security Buffer Zone between you and Civilisation (us). I promise, by Jehovah, that we will not build any settlements on the Security Buffer Zone, and then need to acquire Another Security Buffer Zone. Last time you backward fucks got lippy, the red rose flew over Grimsby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: Last time you backward fucks got lippy, the red rose flew over Grimsby. Why the fucking fuck did you give us Grimsby back? Wankers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Why the fucking fuck did you give us Grimsby back? Wankers!! We got there and didn't like it. Even the football team lives somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: I got an overnight ban. What did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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