Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I was in Glasgow, drunk as shit, and asleep by 1030. I'm dying. Hair of yjr dog, Quince! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: So rude. Gurt, are you going to sit there like a prize ham or are you going to sort this woofter out? I'm going to ignore the fucking prick and hopefully he'll disappear. Maybe you should shite in his mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 10 hours ago, nocti said: Not trying to be ironic or anything, but yeah, I'd most probably find that piss funny to watch if it was an actual event, safe in the comfort and knowledge of my own sexuality and the idea that a bunch of naked guys arranging themselves into various aquatic poses in unison would be rather odd and most probably hilarious. You on the other hand, despite your constant protests to the contrary, would be like a dog with strawberry flavoured bollocks, pretty much wanking yourself into a fucking coma, causing NASA satellite instruments to suddenly turn Earthwards upon noticing that your wrist and miniscule penis combined have broken every concept of speed known to modern science. Noccers has taken you to the fucking cleaners here Punkers. Take note, this is how a funny post reads. lol lol lol lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Gurt said: I'm going to ignore the fucking prick and hopefully he'll disappear. Maybe you should shite in his mouth? I'll be the mouth shiteing judge around here. Come to think of it, it should be a proper criminal punishment. These chav cunts don't give a shit about doing time - possibly they'd think twice about robbing with the prospect of gagging and retching up nuts and sweetcorn as Judge Quincy grunted out a meaty shite - right in their mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 16 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I was in Glasgow, drunk as shit, and asleep by 1030. I'm dying. You didn't light a fart in that Italian restaurants' bogs did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Is everyone still 'owning the dream' by 'staying in the moment' and 'nailing it / smashing it'? What a load of wankery-fuck non-speak!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Noccers has taken you to the fucking cleaners here Punkers. Take note, this is how a funny post reads. lol lol lol lol lol Pratt. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Can someone summarise who hates who on here? Half the threads seem to be filled with by spats and dickie fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, mothra said: Can someone summarise who hates who on here? Half the threads seem to be filled with by spats and dickie fits. A third of the Corner hate Spunkers; a third really hate the cunt. The remaining third either really, really hate the cunt, or are wrong in their assessment of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 8 hours ago, mothra said: Can someone summarise who hates who on here? Half the threads seem to be filled with by spats and dickie fits. Worry about your own affairs you curtain twitching cunt. Everybody wants you dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Tom "cockdiver" Daley has won a bronze medal and no doubt ogled by many of the Cuntscorner regulars in the process. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 8 hours ago, mothra said: Can someone summarise who hates who on here? Half the threads seem to be filled with by spats and dickie fits. You will have to sort that out for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Worry about your own affairs you curtain twitching cunt. Everybody wants you dead. That's encouraging Bill. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Don't know if it's been done already and I can't be arsed trawling through the thread anyway, it's not so much the actual events as opposed to that squawking scottish bint presenter and the endless parade of so called fucking experts who never tire of giving us mere mortals all the cack about technique and effort when we know all they are thinking is 'come on, give johnny/jane foreigner a good dicking ffs' and if they roll out that geordie bloke Foster to drone on and on and on when they run the snickers race it could well be a size 9 through the fucking Samsung. In closing , YoooEssEyy Whoo Whoo ! Dressage! Clare Balding ! ... fucking hell for fucks sake ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 2 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Don't know if it's been done already and I can't be arsed trawling through the thread anyway, it's not so much the actual events as opposed to that squawking scottish bint presenter and the endless parade of so called fucking experts who never tire of giving us mere mortals all the cack about technique and effort when we know all they are thinking is 'come on, give johnny/jane foreigner a good dicking ffs' and if they roll out that geordie bloke Foster to drone on and on and on when they run the snickers race it could well be a size 9 through the fucking Samsung. In closing , YoooEssEyy Whoo Whoo ! Dressage! Clare Balding ! ... fucking hell for fucks sake ! My favourite bit of commentary on the Olympics was the other day. It was uttered by ...........Geoff fucking Boycott, commentating at the cricket. Who do you reckon to be the greatest sporting icon of the 21st Century? The most famous? The biggest achiever? Surely Usain Bolt would figure high in any discussion. Sir Geoff referred to him as "oh..him...that Jamaican." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Ollyboro said: My favourite bit of commentary on the Olympics was the other day. It was uttered by ...........Geoff fucking Boycott, commentating at the cricket. Who do you reckon to be the greatest sporting icon of the 21st Century? The most famous? The biggest achiever? Surely Usain Bolt would figure high in any discussion. Sir Geoff referred to him as "oh..him...that Jamaican." Is Eddie sending him the application forms as we speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 They could definitely liven up the high board diving by draining the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: They could definitely liven up the high board diving by draining the pool. It looks like a load of cunts from the favela shantytowns have broken in overnight and pissed in the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: It looks like a load of cunts from the favela shantytowns have broken in overnight and pissed in the pool. Question: what the fuck are you going on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Question: what the fuck are you going on about? Spunkers is round Barrymore's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: It looks like a load of cunts from the favela shantytowns have broken in overnight and pissed in the pool. I know I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: I know I did. You're in Rio ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Don't spread it around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Don't spread it around. I didn't mean Rio Ferdinand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I didn't mean Rio Ferdinand..... Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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