Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Student of many institutions gapecracker I don't waste time on regrets. ..I'd say your dripping in it though let it go man Panzerknacker I'll take that as a yes then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Apeknacker Lol. Nobknacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I decided to go to the pub after work as it's the school holidays and my kids are cunts who I hate. As I'm the perfect fucking gentleman, I asked if the pampers wearing old bitch next to me would like to go first, thinking she'll order a sherry and do one within seconds. Cue a 15 drink order, coupled with endless deliberation over whether one of the cunts in her party would prefer pinot or Chardonnay. Not content with being a piss taking old slag, she also considered herself a comedienne. "Can I have a cherry in the Becks vier. Don't ask why!" She chuckled to the bar man, who then proceeded to spend five fucking minutes trying to find one. I don't need to ask, I know why, you decrepit old cunt. It's because you're apparently a court fucking jester as well as an inconsiderate cunt. I hope she's fucking dead within the year. Judging by the sort of shitholes you go into to get a drink I'd guess you live on a inner city sink estate. You ought to join a downmarket golf club at least you'll get served.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 47 minutes ago, Ape said: I wonder if you could shite in a penguins mouth? I could certainly try. I think they habitually vomit fish into each other's mouths, so it's not out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 What a pile of pooh, you silly slacker Deminge, put more of an effort in man, a few nice words to the inconsiderate 15 drink ordering battleaxe and maybe she would of bought your fucking drink as well...spread a bit more charm and she might of chomped on your tiny cock..you missed the boat here you daft cuntbreed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: What a pile of pooh, you silly slacker Deminge, put more of an effort in man, a few nice words to the inconsiderate 15 drink ordering battleaxe and maybe she would of bought your fucking drink as well...spread a bit more charm and she might of chomped on your tiny cock..you missed the boat here you daft cuntbreed.. Somebody order a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Somebody order a cunt? Nobody Apeshitter, so shut the fucking door after you, you little worm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: Nobody Apeshitter, so shut the fucking door after you, you little worm.. Somebody must have ordered a spacker instead then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: What a pile of pooh, you silly slacker Deminge, put more of an effort in man, a few nice words to the inconsiderate 15 drink ordering battleaxe and maybe she would of bought your fucking drink as well...spread a bit more charm and she might of chomped on your tiny cock..you missed the boat here you daft cuntbreed.. Shut up you fucking imbecilic cunt. I thought you were dead in a ditch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Somebody must have ordered a spacker instead then. Well you would know wouldn't you..Mmm..must be those clogs you wear and those cloth ears flapping in the wind as they rattle your very small brain..tell me , did you have any luck at the AA meeting tonight..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut up you fucking imbecilic cunt. I thought you were dead in a ditch. Minger when i want to talk to you then i shall let you know boy, you're up late, well it is the school holidays.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: Well you would know wouldn't you..Mmm..must be those clogs you wear and those cloth ears flapping in the wind as they rattle your very small brain..tell me , did you have any luck at the AA meeting tonight..? You can barely string two words together, you illiterate cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Ape said: You can barely string two words together, you illiterate cretin. That's two more than you that make sense, now about the AA meeting, did you cry this time or did you man up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Minger when i want to talk to you then i shall let you know boy, you're up late, well it is the school holidays.. Have you suffered some sort of awful brain injury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Have you suffered some sort of awful brain injury? Tell me Minger, are you and Apeshitter riding the hobby horse with each other tonight or are you multi tasking..?..Mmm..speak up child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: That's two more than you that make sense, now about the AA meeting, did you cry this time or did you man up ? I'm a member of the RAC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Yeah i though so..the Rampant Arse Callers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: I'm a member of the RAC. Resident anal crawler Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 7 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Yeah i though so..the Rampant Arse Callers.. 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Resident anal crawler Panzerknacker This is what you'd get if you were teaching acronyms to a bunch of flids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Have you suffered some sort of awful brain injury? That would imply it had a brain. The more I read of its awful shite, the more I'm inclined to believe that some cunt has logged into CC and left one of those dipping bird things next to their keyboard to tap keys at random. It would explain why everything it says is absolute incomprehensible fucking bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: That would imply it had a brain. The more I read of its awful shite, the more I'm inclined to believe that some cunt has logged into CC and left one of those dipping bird things next to their keyboard to tap keys at random. It would explain why everything it says is absolute incomprehensible fucking bollocks. I wish he was fucking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish he was fucking dead. I'm pretty sure he is. Between the ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 11 hours ago, Ape said: I'm a member of the RAC. Ruptured anal canal Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: I'm pretty sure he is. Between the ears. I just realised that Withers is going to be dead relatively soon, being a decrepit old drunkard. It made me think of doing a "Top of the Corpse" chart nom. Manky up there too. It doesn't look too bad actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I just realised that Withers is going to be dead relatively soon, being a decrepit old drunkard. It made me think of doing a "Top of the Corpse" chart nom. Manky up there too. It doesn't look too bad actually. MikeD will be near the foot of the table, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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