Ape™️ Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Riding a bicycle on the road today is a hazardous business. Motorists often fail to see cyclists until it's too late and end up in collisions. Bearing this in mind, why would anycunt choose to ride a contraption that places them so fucking low to the road they are almost at car door level, and even harder to see than the twats on conventional bikes. Stupid cunts with a death wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Death to their low-slung arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Agree with you totally. And these cunts can fucking shift. I felt two of these sky gazing wankshafts appear around the other side of a country bend just the other day. Put me right off my blindfolded danger wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 49 minutes ago, Ape said: Riding a bicycle on the road today is a hazardous business. Motorists often fail to see cyclists until it's too late and end up in collisions. Bearing this in mind, why would anycunt choose to ride a contraption that places them so fucking low to the road they are almost at car door level, and even harder to see than the twats on conventional bikes. Stupid cunts with a death wish. Riding a bike is hazardous because many drivers are complete spackers. With my powers of Cycle Fu and my state of the art Quantum Cycle allied to my cycle ninja training, I am the undisputed master of the highways and byways. Motorists beware. Manky is somewhere around. You will not see me. You will not hear me. You shall not speak my name. Motorists, be afraid. Be very afraid. You cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 There is some fucking idiot around my way who cycles about all the time on one of those pathetic contraptions. It doesn't seem to have occurred to him that to all intents and purposes he is invisible to motorists. Having said that, I haven't seen him for a few months so perhaps the inevitable has happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, scotty said: There is some fucking idiot around my way who cycles about all the time on one of those pathetic contraptions. It doesn't seem to have occurred to him that to all intents and purposes he is invisible to motorists. Having said that, I haven't seen him for a few months so perhaps the inevitable has happened. They're worse than Sinclair C5s. At least the latter had a fuckin battery and could be used as a bath or horse trough after the owner's death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 The other fucking death traps are those bikes with a toddler trailer. The bike goes past a crossroads and a car driver assumes that's it. They can't see the trailer. So they pull out, and bingo! Another child fatality. Those things ought to be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 16 minutes ago, scotty said: The other fucking death traps are those bikes with a toddler trailer. The bike goes past a crossroads and a car driver assumes that's it. They can't see the trailer. So they pull out, and bingo! Another child fatality. Those things ought to be banned. I saw one of these death traps last week in Scarborough. Red hot day, middle of the school holidays, traffic at its worst. When it got to the crossroads I couldn't look. When toddlers are killed on these things the cyclist should get done for manslaughter, minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I saw one of these death traps last week in Scarborough. Red hot day, middle of the school holidays, traffic at its worst. When it got to the crossroads I couldn't look. When toddlers are killed on these things the cyclist should get done for manslaughter, minimum. Fuck 'em. Tadpole retards deserve vicarious removal from real life. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 14 minutes ago, Gurt said: Fuck 'em. Tadpole retards deserve vicarious removal from real life. Cunts You make me sick to my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I saw one of these death traps last week in Scarborough. Red hot day, middle of the school holidays, traffic at its worst. When it got to the crossroads I couldn't look. When toddlers are killed on these things the cyclist should get done for manslaughter, minimum. I hate them fucking things, they usually have a shitty little 10 cm orange pennant on a fishing rod stuck up in the air, one of those things that was reflective 25 fucking years ago, expecting that this will save the ankle-biter that is their most precious posession. These cunts reckon they cycle to save the planet for their sprogs, then but said sprogs in mortal danger everyday, and they are usually the worst fucking cyclists you can imagine. Anyway, more important matters... which chippy do you use in Scabruff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I hate them fucking things, they usually have a shitty little 10 cm orange pennant on a fishing rod stuck up in the air, one of those things that was reflective 25 fucking years ago, expecting that this will save the ankle-biter that is their most precious posession. These cunts reckon they cycle to save the planet for their sprogs, then but said sprogs in mortal danger everyday, and they are usually the worst fucking cyclists you can imagine. Anyway, more important matters... which chippy do you use in Scabruff? Fishpan. Although last time we were there the Savile cunt was in with some mate of his. There was only the four of us in and I'm ashamed to say we had a long conversation. Missed a great opportunity to stab him in the nuts with a fork, hindsight is such a cunt. As we were leaving he said something really fucking weird to me, didn't touch my woo though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Fishpan. Although last time we were there the Savile cunt was in with some mate of his. There was only the four of us in and I'm ashamed to say we had a long conversation. Missed a great opportunity to stab him in the nuts with a fork, hindsight is such a cunt. As we were leaving he said something really fucking weird to me, didn't touch my woo though. Was it anything to do with killing you? He liked them cold, they tell no tales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Was it anything to do with killing you? He liked them cold, they tell no tales. No, he gestured towards my hubby and said "I bet you give him a REALLY good time don't you?" Very odd, even for that cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: No, he gestured towards my hubby and said "I bet you give him a REALLY good time don't you?" Very odd, even for that cunt. What a fucking flesh creeping fucker. I bet if it was a mr nobody not saville your other half would have been in a better position to defend your honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 16 hours ago, Manky said: Riding a bike is hazardous because many drivers are complete spackers. With my powers of Cycle Fu and my state of the art Quantum Cycle allied to my cycle ninja training, I am the undisputed master of the highways and byways. Motorists beware. Manky is somewhere around. You will not see me. You will not hear me. You shall not speak my name. Motorists, be afraid. Be very afraid. You cunts. ......and you'll do what? Dribble beer on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 44 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ......and you'll do what? Dribble beer on them? Probably. Or move in next door to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: No, he gestured towards my hubby and said "I bet you give him a REALLY good time don't you?" Very odd, even for that cunt. You should of told the Saville cunt that he would never experience the good time you give Mr. Gobbers. What with you being over the age of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 22 hours ago, Ape said: Riding a bicycle on the road today is a hazardous business. Motorists often fail to see cyclists until it's too late and end up in collisions. Because the cunts are always in the fucking way holding up the traffic when proper road users are trying to get to work or the pub. Cyclists are real cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I agree with Manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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