Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Bill, I'm not a gay man, but I have real feelings for you. Shit. It's OK Frank, Thundercunt has the same feelings. But he has the mental age of a primary school child, so he is mean to me because he likes me. Unfortunately I'm not gay, so I'll only let you lube up my inner thighs and fuck the gap inbetween. Relationships are all about compromise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: It's OK Frank, Thundercunt has the same feelings. But he has the mental age of a primary school child, so he is mean to me because he likes me. Unfortunately I'm not gay, so I'll only let you lube up my inner thighs and fuck the gap inbetween. Relationships are all about compromise. Indeed. What upsets me more than anything, is my nostalgic soppy self reminiscing over the good old days when I thought Tot/Rat/Mothra was funny. What's it all about Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Indeed. What upsets me more than anything, is my nostalgic soppy self reminiscing over the good old days when I thought Tot/Rat/Mothra was funny. What's it all about Bill? Your nostalgic soppy self is a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 26 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's OK Frank, Thundercunt has the same feelings. But he has the mental age of a primary school child, so he is mean to me because he likes me. Unfortunately I'm not gay, so I'll only let you lube up my inner thighs and fuck the gap inbetween. Relationships are all about compromise. Sorry Billy Boy but i haven't any feelings for anything anymore, apart from my claw hammer collection. I need help Bill as something isn't right, i hear voices and see faces in the clouds..and next doors Black labrador has told me to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: Sorry Billy Boy but i haven't any feelings for anything anymore, apart from my claw hammer collection. I need help Bill as something isn't right, i hear voices and see faces in the clouds..and next doors Black labrador has told me to kill. Yourself? I owe that cunt a Bonio biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Yourself? I owe that cunt a Bonio biscuit. Bubba, tell me , did they ever catch the Son Of Sam...i think i could be him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Sorry Billy Boy but i haven't any feelings for anything anymore, apart from my claw hammer collection. I need help Bill as something isn't right, i hear voices and see faces in the clouds..and next doors Black labrador has told me to kill. Back to your old self then 7's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, Snatch said: Back to your old self then 7's. Yeah, i will be getting a new batch of claw hammers and some medi-evil torture devices very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Yeah, i will be getting a new batch of claw hammers and some medi-evil torture devices very soon. I once hurt myself with a flossing wand 7s. I don't know if that helps at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 20 minutes ago, mothra said: I once hurt myself with a flossing wand 7s. I don't know if that helps at all? Not really Mo, i think you need to get an upgrade or your money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 20 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Yeah, i will be getting a new batch of claw hammers and some medi-evil torture devices very soon. How's the knee smasher coming on? I seem to remember you had some problems with the prototype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: How's the knee smasher coming on? I seem to remember you had some problems with the prototype. It's a bit dusty Snatch as i haven't used it in a while, i have a new project called the shovel of death. It has two functions, it's razor sharp along the edges for that clean cut and when the deed is done is acts like a normal shovel for digging the holes for the victims. Should be ready for use in a couple of months, i was thinking about taking it along to the dragon's den and trying it out on those cuntbreeds first.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 11 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: It's a bit dusty Snatch as i haven't used it in a while, i have a new project called the shovel of death. It has two functions, it's razor sharp along the edges for that clean cut and when the deed is done is acts like a normal shovel for digging the holes for the victims. Should be ready for use in a couple of months, i was thinking about taking it along to the dragon's den and trying it out on those cuntbreeds first.. Why don't you take the idea on dragons den? Then kill yourself live on air for future generations to enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 On 8/25/2016 at 9:54 AM, Bill Stickers said: Why don't you take the idea on dragons den? Then kill yourself live on air for future generations to enjoy. i have a much better idea Billy Bore, how about i come and find you and use it on you..let's call it Death row in your living room but without the waiting..you fucking thick rodent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: i have a much better idea Billy Bore, how about i come and find you and use it on you..let's call it Death row in your living room but without the waiting..you fucking thick rodent. All this hammer and shovel nonsense you insist on churning out is all rather childish, and only serves to make you sound like a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: All this hammer and shovel nonsense you insist on churning out is all rather childish, and only serves to make you sound like a fucking idiot. Try not to take it too serious Apey as no one really gives a fuck...including me..now fuck off before i use the shovel of death on your ugly boat or if you like the claw hammer, i'm not that fussy. Maybe i will use both on you, and besides you really should take a good long look at the bollocks you pump out at an alarming rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Try not to take it too serious Apey as no one really gives a fuck...including me..now fuck off before i use the shovel of death on your ugly boat or if you like the claw hammer, i'm not that fussy. Maybe i will use both on you, and besides you really should take a good long look at the bollocks you pump out at an alarming rate. Thanks for the sage advice from a veteran superstar. I'll try and take on board what you say. Stupid prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Thanks for the sage advice from a veteran superstar. I'll try and take on board what you say. Stupid prick. You do that cuntconk, you know it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 On 8/23/2016 at 9:03 PM, Frank said: Indeed. What upsets me more than anything, is my nostalgic soppy self reminiscing over the good old days when I thought Tot/Rat/Mothra was funny. What's it all about Bill? why you asking Billy Bore what's it all about, that gormless bore would struggle with telling you the time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Thanks for the sage advice from a veteran superstar. I'll try and take on board what you say. Stupid prick. Ape, I'm one of your smallest fans but you can't speak to Fender like this. He makes the holocaust look like a weekend at Butlins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: Ape, I'm one of your smallest fans but you can't speak to Fender like this. He makes the holocaust look like a weekend at Butlins. He's a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Just now, Ape said: He's a fucking idiot. Of course i'm a fucking idiot, quoting murder techniques on an internet site but you're the biggest thickest cunt on two legs for taking it way too serious. Lighten up you fucking stack of slash, i'm in a good mood so don't spoil it or i will chop you up into tiny bits.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, mothra said: Ape, I'm one of your smallest fans but you can't speak to Fender like this. He makes the holocaust look like a weekend at Butlins. Have seen the type of cunt that go to Butlins, the holocaust missed the boat there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: Have seen the type of cunt that go to Butlins, the holocaust missed the boat there. it is a cuntagonal institution for sure Fen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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