Guest Judas Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Had a meal at a vegetarians house today, duped as was not told before I arrived. The hippy hosts waffled on and on about animal rights and how veggie sausages taste like meat, if you don't eat meat why try and mimic the taste? Wouldn't mind but the cunts had a leather sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Had a veggie CND supporting lefty wanker for a physics teacher, wore leather shoes "because nothing else is comfortable enough when you're on your feet all day" and his shitty tweedy jacket had leather elbow pads. His missus was quite fit though, for a smelly hippy type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Reminiscing, I used to be mates with a couple who were full on vegan freaks. Weirdly, they imposed their malnutritioned beliefs on their young daughter, but not their dog. We had many a stoned debate about this, I never could remember the outcome. All I know is the pasty, constantly-ill cunts were always off work and pumped full of vitamins, nutrients and presciption medicines. Ironically, their daughter, now of age, loves sausage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Post immediately derailing a thread by a new poster with abuse etc deleted, see rule 10. Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Reminiscing, I used to be mates with a couple who were full on vegan freaks. Weirdly, they imposed their malnutritioned beliefs on their young daughter, but not their dog. We had many a stoned debate about this, I never could remember the outcome. All I know is the pasty, constantly-ill cunts were always off work and pumped full of vitamins, nutrients and presciption medicines. Ironically, their daughter, now of age, loves sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Post immediately derailing a thread by a new poster with abuse etc deleted, see rule 10. Try again. Oh for fuck's sake. it couldn't have been any more relevant. And the new poster got two likes for his reply - I'm heartened to see those at least are still around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 32 minutes ago, Judas said: Had a meal at a vegetarians house today, duped as was not told before I arrived. The hippy hosts waffled on and on about animal rights and how veggie sausages taste like meat, if you don't eat meat why try and mimic the taste? Wouldn't mind but the cunts had a leather sofa. Do you intend to betray everyone on here Iscariot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Oh for fuck's sake. it couldn't have been any more relevant. And the new poster got two likes for his reply - I'm heartened to see those at least are still around. *whoosh* You'd think with all the recent religious ballcocks on here he'd have got the connection, instead of crucifying you for it. I'll get me donkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you intend to betray everyone on here Iscariot ? We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Judas said: We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal. I strongly advise you to distrust Punkape - he's a screaming left footer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Post immediately derailing a thread by a new poster with abuse etc deleted, see rule 10. Try again. Firstly, it probably isn't a new cunt. Secondly, bore off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh for fuck's sake. it couldn't have been any more relevant. And the new poster got two likes for his reply - I'm heartened to see those at least are still around. 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Firstly, it probably isn't a new cunt. Secondly, bore off. Tough crowd is about right. When the moderation was left to me and my learned friend Mr Cuntspotter, we by and large had a laissez faire approach, sometimes due to time constraints, but sometimes to see if cunts could police themselves. There were plenty of unhappy cunts, notably about derailing of threads and the rules not being implemented. Now we stay away from moderating, there are still unhappy cunts when the rules are adhered to. I give up. No apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 33 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Post immediately derailing a thread by a new poster with abuse etc deleted, see rule 10. Try again. Shut up, nobody gives a fuck why or if nor fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, The Beast said: Tough crowd is about right. When the moderation was left to me and my learned friend Mr Cuntspotter, we by and large had a laissez faire approach, sometimes due to time constraints, but sometimes to see if cunts could police themselves. There were plenty of unhappy cunts, notably about derailing of threads and the rules not being implemented. Now we stay away from moderating, there are still unhappy cunts when the rules are adhered to. I give up. No apologies. You know I don't actually give a fuck, right? With that said, what was wrong with the next comment, which drew a "That's Life" parallel between my cock and a veggie sausage? If that was either derailing or abusive I'll eat Admin's hat. Oh, and stick your Good Friday Agreement up your arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You know I don't actually give a fuck, right? With that said, what was wrong with the next comment, which drew a "That's Life" parallel between my cock and a veggie sausage? If that was either derailing or abusive I'll eat Admin's hat. Oh, and stick your Good Friday Agreement up your arse Don't get upset, Mr McMurphy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Judas said: Had a meal at a vegetarians house today, duped as was not told before I arrived. The hippy hosts waffled on and on about animal rights and how veggie sausages taste like meat, if you don't eat meat why try and mimic the taste? Wouldn't mind but the cunts had a leather sofa. Mmm...i have come across mugs like this, looking down on you as they talk from bumhole with their diluted shit foaming at mouth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reminiscing, I used to be mates with a couple who were full on vegan freaks. Weirdly, they imposed their malnutritioned beliefs on their young daughter, but not their dog. We had many a stoned debate about this, I never could remember the outcome. All I know is the pasty, constantly-ill cunts were always off work and pumped full of vitamins, nutrients and presciption medicines. Ironically, their daughter, now of age, loves sausage. I used to go out with one, and she was also a yank. She was a pain in the fucking hole, and to this day I despise vegans. Any cunt that gets into to that is a fucking idiot in millions of other ways by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I used to go out with one, and she was also a yank. She was a pain in the fucking hole, and to this day I despise vegans. Any cunt that gets into to that is a fucking idiot in millions of other ways by default. One these lily livered peaceniks told me she could eat meat if it was from a bin. This is called 'freegan' apparently. Fuckin stroll on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 I had 18 months as a veggie,then someone started wittering on about my jewish heritage so I went and bought a BLT sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 My sister in law is a peaky faced vegan,carries her own soya milk everywhere,wont eat polo's or anything related to any living thing.An absolute fucking pain in the arse.I have longed to just ram a sausage down her fucking throat and be done with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, neil298 said: My sister in law is a peaky faced vegan,carries her own soya milk everywhere,wont eat polo's or anything related to any living thing.An absolute fucking pain in the arse.I have longed to just ram a sausage down her fucking throat and be done with it are you from Norfolk too Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Never invite a vegetarian to your scat party, their shit smells fucking terrible . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I had 18 months as a veggie,then someone started wittering on about my jewish heritage so I went and bought a BLT sandwich. Pork scratchings, there's too much veggie shite in a BLT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 hours ago, neil298 said: My sister in law is a peaky faced vegan,carries her own soya milk everywhere,wont eat polo's or anything related to any living thing.An absolute fucking pain in the arse.I have longed to just ram a sausage down her fucking throat and be done with it Her "throat" Neil? You lying cunt! You want to ram it someplace society taboos say you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: are you from Norfolk too Neil? Whatever gave you that idea bor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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