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Guest Bill Stickers
3 hours ago, Snatch said:

Face it Sticks,whoever this Piston is,be he an old or new member,he has truly made you look a bigger cunt than normal.

You really lost this one in a grand fashion.

the vultures are circling. You odious little background character.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 26 August 2016 at 9:28 PM, Decimus said:

Who the fuck are you? And do you know where Londonm disappeared to?

I have instant and profound reservations about this cunt. He thinks he's something special, he can do whatever the fuck he wants- exactly as as if he owns the fucking place. He can skip around chasing butterflies a little longer, but it's a certainty that he has made a first step on the path to a big weeping meltdown. 

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Guest Snatch
13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

the vultures are circling. You odious little background character.

It seems they are circling round you. You know,the so called big dog of the site.

Which is a joke in itself.

You odious little Punkape,QC rip off.

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7 minutes ago, Snatch said:

It seems they are circling round you. You know,the so called big dog of the site.

Which is a joke in itself.

You odious little Punkape,QC rip off.

He's certainly ripped me off over the years. 

I've received the all clear this morning Snatch. I'll buy this site and shit on the lot of you. 

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Guest Snatch
3 minutes ago, Frank said:

He's certainly ripped me off over the years. 

I've received the all clear this morning Snatch. I'll buy this site and shit on the lot of you. 

Glad you got the all clear for another week but don't buy the site Frank,we'll all fuck off if you do.

All you'll have left is yourselves.

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Guest DingTheRioja
11 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Glad you got the all clear for another week but don't buy the site Frank,we'll all fuck off if you do.

All you'll have left is yourselves.

That's probably half of us...

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Guest Piston
21 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

the vultures are circling. You odious little background character.

Willy Blowjobhard!

Just what do you think you are doing?

You and the "We get it..." gang plan to hold a Vulture Circling; without inviting me?!
Have you no manners?

I cannot vouch for Mr Snatch's background but I am, surely, more deserving of you and your friends' Accipitrid attentions (or are you New World vultures?).

Really! After all the fun we had, and the little peek into  the future I left you (see below) you discard me without a thought. I demand my share of your vitriol (lol), you fickle bastard! Let the 'vulching' begin.

The times really are a changing and you soon might want to avail yourself of Piston's Patent Polish (see avatar) before the (v. possible) arrival of the fan (and I don't mean admiring enthusiast). You'll appreciate me then eh?

 

 

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Guest Piston
7 hours ago, Frank said:

He's certainly ripped me off over the years. 

I've received the all clear this morning Snatch. I'll buy this site and shit on the lot of you. 

You are Pyrrhus of Epirus  and I claim my 10 Dekadrachm.

Though better this than the Stonewallers or Allahists

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Guest Piston
21 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I have instant and profound reservations about this cunt. He thinks he's something special, he can do whatever the fuck he wants- exactly as as if he owns the fucking place. He can skip around chasing butterflies a little longer, but it's a certainty that he has made a first step on the path to a big weeping meltdown. 

Mystic Cockfingers: watery-shite bellowed by a pygmy through a giant megaphone. Fail.

Not your best effort but I am a fan.

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Guest Piston
On 27/08/2016 at 9:40 AM, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Where did kuntacunty go? On the piston perhaps?

Piston, pistup, pistoff.
Been many things but not KC.

There used to be a KC an another site, similar to this, a few years back. I wonder.

A lot of fairly recent regulars are absent.
Grim Reaper, the various coups/pogroms of late, boredom, frustration...?

Not a great selling point. A bit of pre-market culling might cheer the old place up?

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Guest deebom
On 26/08/2016 at 11:17 AM, Lady Penelope said:

More likely to be the one who was said to be embedded in the concrete of one of the pillers of a bridge over the M6

 

The bloke buried in a pillar was a car salesman known as Ginger. I always thought that was an urban myth, until someone I know, confirmed to me that it was true.

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Guest Piston
5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I think you might be seriously misjudging your audience here, Pissy old chum.

Yes.

' misjudging' is spot on, both actually and diplomatically.

Fuck it

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Guest Tata Steely Dan
On 8/25/2016 at 1:20 PM, Punkape said:

When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery.

 

Excellent suggestion. Don't want you choking on a boner again!

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
3 hours ago, Frank said:

I've been unwell and my confidence is shot, Luke. I haven't posted for a while.

You sound faint Frank. Do you see the light calling at the end of a tunnel. Are you stuck down a well? Idiot.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
3 hours ago, Decimus said:

He's got cancer of the kokoretsi.

Apparently it's an aggressive cancer, possibly THE most awful, that literally attacks the glue-like membrane that holds the brain together, causing certain lingering & embarrassing death, but not before the patient's brain turns into a loose grey porridge, causing him to be a severe spastic for some time before actual death. See. The pieces fall into place. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
8 hours ago, Piston said:

Mystic Cockfingers: watery-shite bellowed by a pygmy through a giant megaphone. Fail.

Not your best effort but I am a fan.

This Pygmy cunt sounds impressive. He's got style. 

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