Guest Piston Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Yeah, fair enough. Thankee sir. La Roops is a caution and no mistake. Pax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Piston said: Thankee sir. La Roops is a caution and no mistake. Pax What is this, an online speed date? You've said your bit, now fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 41 minutes ago, Piston said: Staggering, Billocks. A ranking of members, for quality of humour, from a fantasist who, in the 21st century, thinks 'Bill-Stickers' is still an edgy/original username. Post-modern irony from the corner's very own blowhard? Moreover you seem to be claiming to have deduced the corner-history of all those you name. You have even been able to identify my gender! Astounding. Do share your reasoning Sherlock, that we might be awed by your perspicacity. Billocks... Cutting stuff. I'm not sure how one comes back from having their fictional name mocked in such a savage and unforgivable fashion. I think my time here is over. Also, blowhard... Do you get all your insults from 90s American frat boy comedies? Dreadful stuff. You seem genuinely rattled old boy. Back to the drawing board. Grow a thicker skin, then challenge the top dog Bill Stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Billocks... Cutting stuff. I'm not sure how one comes back from having their fictional name mocked in such a savage and unforgivable fashion. I think my time here is over. Also, blowhard... Do you get all your insults from 90s American frat boy comedies? Dreadful stuff. You seem genuinely rattled old boy. Back to the drawing board. Grow a thicker skin, then challenge the top dog Bill Stickers. This is your reply? Your forensic dissection distraction appears to have stalled before reaching: "Do share your reasoning Sherlock, that we might be awed by your perspicacity." Well? Your initial post was just the usual Billshit wasn't it? You were marginally better when you retained your original down-market avatar. It matched your unimaginative moniker but your posts were more honest. I blame Jazz for your current parlous state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Piston said: This is your reply? Your forensic dissection distraction appears to have stalled before reaching: "Do share your reasoning Sherlock, that we might be awed by your perspicacity." Well? Your initial post was just the usual Billshit wasn't it? You were marginally better when you retained your original down-market avatar. It matched your unimaginative moniker but your posts were more honest. I blame Jazz for your current parlous state. Who the fuck are you? And do you know where Londonm disappeared to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who the fuck are you? And do you know where Londonm disappeared to? A fine response and in one sharp line too. Have a like. Do you get any from Roops, likes that is? No cigar though.....Londomn had a vocabulary of about 6 words, though he would use each as a noun/verb/adjective etc. Or are you insulting my prose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 The stench of fisting butter hangs heavy in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 On 25/08/2016 at 5:44 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: The most important piece of cutlery when dining on fish is a tin opener to get the fucking stuff out in the first place. No, it's that fiddly little fucking key they attach to the top. 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: More likely to be the one who was said to be embedded in the concrete of one of the pillers of a bridge over the M6 That doesn't narrow it down much does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Piston said: "Do share your reasoning Sherlock, that we might be awed by your perspicacity." Fuck off Watson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 (edited) I'm afraid like most of the old guard on here, Piston has got the self appointed top dog sussed. I feel embarrassed for you Billy Edited August 27, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps hairy palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The stench of fisting butter hangs heavy in the air. Where did kuntacunty go? On the piston perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 12 hours ago, Piston said: Do you get any from Roops, likes that is? None. Ever. And it upsets me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 On 25/08/2016 at 3:07 PM, Manky said: Fish cutlery. For fucks sake. I use a spoon (Tool, eating, utility Mk 2) for nearly everything. If the tool, utility, eating Mk 2 need additional support, I call on the tools, utility, eating Mk 1 or fingers as some people call them. Everything else is superfluous. No wonder the youth of today are bone Rodney and bum each other. Do you not use a pusher as well, manky? I know I do, and it's also useful to stick on a plastic tray bib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: Do you not use a pusher as well, manky? I know I do, and it's also useful to stick on a plastic tray bib. Tool, utility, eating Mark 1. If it can't be speared or scooped up single handed, the fingers are used. Fuck all fancy and gay like a pusher which I can't even find in the IKEA catalogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 19 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck off Watson. Well, I suppose you tried but compare and contrast: Who the fuck are you? And do you know where Londonm disappeared to? vs Fuck off Watson Can you see why so many wonder how the fuck you survive here, even with the help of your carers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Decimus said: None. Ever. And it upsets me. Your fortitude is exemplary. Perhaps there is hope for me yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, Piston said: Well, I suppose you tried but compare and contrast: Who the fuck are you? And do you know where Londonm disappeared to? vs Fuck off Watson Can you see why so many wonder how the fuck you survive here, even with the help of your carers? Do you actually have a point to make, or do you always just post a load of watery old shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 18 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Do you actually have a point to make, or do you always just post a load of watery old shite? Channelling Quincy now ? Much better material but you haven't the panache to carry it off LOL ...and still pretending ignorance re 'the point'? Let us try one last time via the land of musical metaphor: The Song Remains the Same but you refuse to read the words and lack the skill to sing them in any case That's it Billy Bluster, no more free tutorials. School's Out (Forever) No resits. You failed. Disappointing but unsurprising. Go out and play now...quietly, for the times they are a-changin'. Ah, my carriage awaits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Piston said: Channelling Quincy now ? Much better material but you haven't the panache to carry it off LOL ...and still pretending ignorance re 'the point'? Let us try one last time via the land of musical metaphor: The Song Remains the Same but you refuse to read the words and lack the skill to sing them in any case That's it Billy Bluster, no more free tutorials. School's Out (Forever) No resits. You failed. Disappointing but unsurprising. Go out and play now...quietly, for the times they are a-changin'. Ah, my carriage awaits. Is your real name Colin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Is your real name Colin? Q.E.D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Piston said: Q.E.D We get it. You're trying to assert your mental superiority because you feel as an older member you're entitled to respect. Truth is nobody has ever given a fuck about you, me or anyone else on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: We get it. You're trying to assert your mental superiority because you feel as an older member you're entitled to respect. Truth is nobody has ever given a fuck about you, me or anyone else on this site. Q.E.D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Piston said: Q.E.D I feel you're quickly earning the adoration of everyone and becoming a real corner favourite. Keep it up, I've got high hopes for you - mostly incorporating beachy head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 19 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: We get it. You're trying to assert your mental superiority because you feel as an older member you're entitled to respect. Truth is nobody has ever given a fuck about you, me or anyone else on this site. Well I give a fuck about me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 23 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: We get it. You're trying to assert your mental superiority because you feel as an older member you're entitled to respect. Truth is nobody has ever given a fuck about you, me or anyone else on this site. Face it Sticks,whoever this Piston is,be he an old or new member,he has truly made you look a bigger cunt than normal. You really lost this one in a grand fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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