Gay couples and adoption

[Earl of Punkape]

10 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Are you a member of an imaginary golf club by any chance? 

The one you wouldn't get into because of the no plebs policy....

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I might be wrong, but the only high profile case of child abuse attributed to a same sex couple that I can think of involved the two women in Fife. 

On the other hand, you have got the mother and boyfriend of baby P, Fred and Rose West, and countless other high profile cases of child abuse associated with "normal couples". So in answer to your question, no, I wouldn't have any concern in my child having a sleep over at same sex couple's home, as there is absolutely no real evidence that suggests it would put them in disproportionate danger. There is plenty of pseudoscientific and quasi-religious   "evidence" that would suggest otherwise, but as I am not a bigoted fucking idiot, I tend to quite rightly ignore this.

"Normal couples" don't abuse children.

Elton John and David Furnish are as abhorant as Fred and Rose West.

No studies have been done on the long term exposure of children to same sex perverted couples. However the reality is that children are being brought up in a morally depraved environment and society and humanity will pay the price.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

In my Utopia you wouldn't have any children that needed adopting. Instead they would he harvested for their organs and sold to the highest bidder.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

11 hours ago, Judas said:

Can anyone on here genuinely say that if their young son or daughter become friends with an adopted child from a same sex couple and would not have a slight concern that their child is spending time / sleepovers surrounded by a same sex couple? Obviously it's far more important that the couple are nice genuine adults however I would still have a slight concern.

I don't understand your point? Two gay men might not be able to control themselves if young boys are sleeping in a room in their house, simply because they are gay?

What if they aren't peadophiles? And are faithful to one another? What if they adopt a girl?

By the same logic, all sleepovers should be banned. I imagine straight wives simply cannot resist shagging their son's prepubescent friends. Did you sometimes find it hard to resist shagging your young daughters friends because you are straight?

Idiot.

[Mrs Roops]

56 minutes ago, Punkape said:

"Normal couples" don't abuse children.

Elton John and David Furnish are as abhorant as Fred and Rose West.

No studies have been done on the long term exposure of children to same sex perverted couples. However the reality is that children are being brought up in a morally depraved environment and society and humanity will pay the price.

To accept this nonsense one would have to believe that sexuality is determined my nurture rather than nature. All the evidence strongly suggests its the latter.

On a slightly different tack, whilst I can't discount the possibility that you're a repressed homosexual, aren't you getting bored with faux homophobic act? I know I am. I much prefer the pretend posh Punkape who gets his knickers in a twist over class and sartorial etiquette.

[Earl of Punkape]

22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

To accept this nonsense one would have to believe that sexuality is determined my nurture rather than nature. All the evidence strongly suggests its the latter.

On a slightly different tack, whilst I can't discount the possibility that you're a repressed homosexual, aren't you getting bored with faux homophobic act? I know I am. I much prefer the pretend posh Punkape who gets his knickers in a twist over class and sartorial etiquette.

In the vast majority of cases sexuality is a lifestyle choice or just a style adopted by the perverse to outrage or stupefy. 

Those who criticise the gay community are often questioned about their sexuality mostly just to annoy them. I suspect you are just annoyed with me because I started the thread about fish cutlery and you don't have any.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Punkape, what is the social etiquette when asking a lady to undertake some sympathetic scrub clearance of a particularly hairy clam?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Being gay does not automatically make someone either a pervert or a paedophile. Some people on here are living in the fucking 1950's. Next you will be saying its wrong for white people to adopt a non white child or vice versa. 

I have fish cutlery and I don't even eat fish.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't understand your point? Two gay men might not be able to control themselves if young boys are sleeping in a room in their house, simply because they are gay?

What if they aren't peadophiles? And are faithful to one another? What if they adopt a girl?

By the same logic, all sleepovers should be banned. I imagine straight wives simply cannot resist shagging their son's prepubescent friends. Did you sometimes find it hard to resist shagging your young daughters friends because you are straight?

Idiot.

At my Prep school, where we all boarded, showers were overseen by a brunette Matron in uniform with an ample bosom. She would inspect us afterwards paying special attention to our "Todgers".

If anyone got over-exited and tumescent she would reach for a wooden spoon ( always close to hand) and beat the offending object with dexterous swipes.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

"Normal couples" don't abuse children.

Elton John and David Furnish are as abhorant as Fred and Rose West.

No studies have been done on the long term exposure of children to same sex perverted couples. However the reality is that children are being brought up in a morally depraved environment and society and humanity will pay the price.

Spunkie .. do you go on "Benders" at the weekend?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

At my Prep school, where we all boarded, showers were overseen by a brunette Matron in uniform with an ample bosom. She would inspect us afterwards paying special attention to our "Todgers".

If anyone got over-exited and tumescent she would reach for a wooden spoon ( always close to hand) and beat the offending object with dexterous swipes.

Right.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

At my Prep school, where we all boarded, showers were overseen by a brunette Matron in uniform with an ample bosom. She would inspect us afterwards paying special attention to our "Todgers".

If anyone got over-exited and tumescent she would reach for a wooden spoon ( always close to hand) and beat the offending object with dexterous swipes.

That explains everything. No wonder you are "confused".

[Guest DingTheRioja]

12 minutes ago, Punkape said:

In the vast majority of cases sexuality is a lifestyle choice or just a style adopted by the perverse to outrage or stupefy. 

Those who criticise the gay community are often questioned about their sexuality mostly just to annoy them. I suspect you are just annoyed with me because I started the thread about fish cutlery and you don't have any.

Funny how so many twats who went to a "posh school" shaft each other senseless in the stationary cupboards... Public schools are/were one of the biggest hotbeds (no pun intended) of gay traitors.

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

At my Prep school, where we all boarded, showers were overseen by a brunette Matron in uniform with an ample bosom. She would inspect us afterwards paying special attention to our "Todgers".

If anyone got over-exited and tumescent she would reach for a wooden spoon ( always close to hand) and beat the offending object with dexterous swipes.

You still get hard everytime you see a wooden spoon don't you?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 minute ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

That explains everything. No wonder you are "confused".

Yep.

Tits give you a hard on so we'll beat it out of you...

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

That explains everything. No wonder you are "confused".

No I'm not.

I've adored large bosemed women in nurses' uniforms ever since...

[Guest DingTheRioja]

7 minutes ago, Punkape said:

No I'm not.

I've adored large bosemed women in nurses' uniforms ever since...

Bob doesn't count. He's not a real woman.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't understand your point? Two gay men might not be able to control themselves if young boys are sleeping in a room in their house, simply because they are gay?

What if they aren't peadophiles? And are faithful to one another? What if they adopt a girl?

By the same logic, all sleepovers should be banned. I imagine straight wives simply cannot resist shagging their son's prepubescent friends. Did you sometimes find it hard to resist shagging your young daughters friends because you are straight?

Idiot.

Why did this never happen to me? Not even once?? Why? Is there no justice in this world?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

18 minutes ago, Punkape said:

No I'm not.

I've adored large bosemed women in nurses' uniforms ever since...

Oh fuck, so do I.shit!

[Guest Ollyboro]

3 minutes ago, scotty said:

Why did this never happen to me? Not even once?? Why? Is there no justice in this world?

You've never struck me as someone who'd want to watch his wife have sex with his son's prepubescent friends, Scotty.

[ratcum]

4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

What about Prestatyn?

dodge the entire town

[ratcum]

I was made a pervert in the sixth form. Had a fuckin badge and everything. Milk monitor in little school too.

[Guest Ollyboro]

22 minutes ago, mothra said:

I was made a pervert in the sixth form. Had a fuckin badge and everything. Milk monitor in little school too.

I was a Milk Monitor in little school too, JT. Although milk availability was a bit hit and miss; depending on which of the school's  auxiliary staff were lactating at the time. I only fell for Mr Brownsword's lactating joke the once. The cunt.

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

At my Prep school, where we all boarded, showers were overseen by a brunette Matron in uniform with an ample bosom. She would inspect us afterwards paying special attention to our "Todgers".

If anyone got over-exited and tumescent she would reach for a wooden spoon ( always close to hand) and beat the offending object with dexterous swipes.

No doubt she had a specialist spoon to deal with your tiny maggot in the unlikely scenario that you would get aroused by her, a woman.

 

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

2 hours ago, Punkape said:

At my Prep school, where we all boarded, showers were overseen by a brunette Matron in uniform with an ample bosom. She would inspect us afterwards paying special attention to our "Todgers".

If anyone got over-exited and tumescent she would reach for a wooden spoon ( always close to hand) and beat the offending object with dexterous swipes.

FFS what was she thinking? Surely the silicone spatula is the cutlery of choice for this particular task. You fucking pleb.

[ratcum]

1 hour ago, Ollyboro said:

I was a Milk Monitor in little school too, JT. Although milk availability was a bit hit and miss; depending on which of the school's  auxiliary staff were lactating at the time. I only fell for Mr Brownsword's lactating joke the once. The cunt.

I'm sure you were a monitor Obs, but have you noticed that more of our generation claim to have been milk monitors than there are actually people in the world? Could be a folk memory, mass hypnosis or just cuntish fibs. I did it coz I could be late for arithmetic and not get hung