Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Firefighters in Norway have pulled a man from the inside of a toilet after he lowered himself in to retrieve a friend's phone and became stuck in the tank below. Cato Berntsen Larsen climbed feet-first into the public facility after his friend dropped the phone while urinating. He was bitten by rats he claims, has claustrophobia and chundered as soon as he climbed in. He didn't find the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Imagine my disappointment on being lured in here by a nomination title which promised a scathing criticism of the sequel to "Ice Road Truckers", only to find it's another toilet related pile of shit. I imagine Gyps will be along in a minute to say she's slept in worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 "Retrieve a friends phone".??? I hope no cunt thinks I am that good a friend as to go bog diving for his/her phone. I bet it was a fucking Binatone £10 2g non smart phone with no camera too. As far as I am concerned, it could fucking stay there. Besides, I'm not getting into a scrap with Spunkape over territorial rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 21 hours ago, Manky said: "Retrieve a friends phone".??? I hope no cunt thinks I am that good a friend as to go bog diving for his/her phone. I bet it was a fucking Binatone £10 2g non smart phone with no camera too. As far as I am concerned, it could fucking stay there. Besides, I'm not getting into a scrap with Spunkape over territorial rights. That's a bit unfair. Punky's only used to going in bollock deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: That's a bit unfair. Punky's only used to going in bollock deep. I always get the feeling Spunkape is a vertically challenged little cunt. A booster seat to reach the keyboard and Fisher Price 8-10 years golf clubs. Small man syndrome classic case. And a puff to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 54 minutes ago, Manky said: I always get the feeling Spunkape is a vertically challenged little cunt. A booster seat to reach the keyboard and Fisher Price 8-10 years golf clubs. Small man syndrome classic case. And a puff to boot. I imagine him spending hour after hour doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I imagine him spending hour after hour doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch. In between shoving Gerbils up his arse. The more you think about what is going on, the darker it becomes. A psychoanalysts wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 23 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Firefighters in Norway have pulled a man from the inside of a toilet after he lowered himself in to retrieve a friend's phone and became stuck in the tank below. Cato Berntsen Larsen climbed feet-first into the public facility after his friend dropped the phone while urinating. He was bitten by rats he claims, has claustrophobia and chundered as soon as he climbed in. He didn't find the phone. Was he trying to get into Pinky's club? And on topic, what a stupid, (now, but possibly also previously) smelly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 On 26/08/2016 at 6:41 PM, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Firefighters in Norway have pulled a man from the inside of a toilet after he lowered himself in to retrieve a friend's phone and became stuck in the tank below. Cato Berntsen Larsen climbed feet-first into the public facility after his friend dropped the phone while urinating. He was bitten by rats he claims, has claustrophobia and chundered as soon as he climbed in. He didn't find the phone. For a moment I thought it was Roops gynaecologist getting in some practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 42 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: For a moment I thought it was Roops gynaecologist getting in some practice. Nope, that's you before I flush the lav, cya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Nope, that's you before I flush the lav, cya. Oh come on, at least it was (slightly) funny not just boring abuse like half the cunts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 17 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I imagine him spending hour after hour doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch. Using his own excrement instead of metal filings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Using his own excrement instead of metal filings What puzzles me is how he got it in there in the first place. Did he drill a hole in the back and shit down a straw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 On 27/08/2016 at 8:58 PM, DingTheRioja said: Oh come on, at least it was (slightly) funny not just boring abuse like half the cunts here. You cant take the piss out of the high and mighty elite on here. That sort of thing is for us mere mortals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: You cant take the piss out of the high and mighty elite on here. That sort of thing is for us mere mortals. One rule for us.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 Reminds me of that Elton John song.... Hold me closer, toilet diver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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