Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: First Snotty comes back from the dead then this zyklon hoarding wanker What times we live in Good innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 15/11/2022 at 00:13, scotty said: A very similar line of work Rat, but not quite as glamorous. I'm sure you'll understand my not going into too much detail, what with it being subject to a court order. Suffice it to say that these Community Service fellas certainly extract their pound of flesh. I did look for you in the small ads during my incarceration Splotto. This caught my eye in Nazi Camping and Caravan magazine: "Cunt requires similar to get stuck into some Qataris" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I did look for you in the small ads during my incarceration Splotto. This caught my eye in Nazi Camping and Caravan magazine: "Cunt requires similar to get stuck into some Qataris" Link please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Paging @Eric Cuntman Ratlike #3 for the pecker, not bad average in 9 years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Paging @Eric Cuntman Ratlike #3 for the pecker, not bad average in 9 years I smell a rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I smell a rat. Roops fetid fanny batter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Roops fetid fanny batter With a side of Eddie jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: With a side of Eddie jizz. I’m pretty sure Eddie and his filthy black maggot ain’t allowed anywhere near roops ginger bearded clam these days. Her fanny must be colder than the Tyrol glacier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Her fanny must be colder than the Tyrol glacier. And at least 3 times the size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: And at least 3 times the size. And more biodiversity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Paging @Eric Cuntman Ratlike #3 for the pecker, not bad average in 9 years Show off about it why don’t you. I haven’t had one for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: And more biodiversity Stubbs I take no credit for making her look a right cunt every time she throws a hissy fit in response to something I’ve posted. She’d nailed that one long before me. If truth be known I’m hoping to find the ‘Inner Roops’ (not the stretched and battered ‘Inner Roops’ that Eddie explores when the lights go out, but the real entity that may still exist somewhere inside her, the one who walked away from a career in dentistry, designed electronic systems for the automotive industry, moonlights for the aviation industry, saved the world from Covid sourcing PPE, turned down the advances of hordes of the most eligible young studs to marry a very rich senior citizen (producing a few child prodigies too), found time to neatly stack up the never ending and unopened MENSA magazines dropping through the letterbox, and still finds time to pontificate on almost every post I make. I worry incase she’s bitten off more than she can chew, but tbh I don’t worry too much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Stubbs I take no credit for making her look a right cunt every time she throws a hissy fit in response to something I’ve posted. She’d nailed that one long before me. If truth be known I’m hoping to find the ‘Inner Roops’ (not the stretched and battered ‘Inner Roops’ that Eddie explores when the lights go out, but the real entity that may still exist somewhere inside her, the one who walked away from a career in dentistry, designed electronic systems for the automotive industry, moonlights for the aviation industry, saved the world from Covid sourcing PPE, turned down the advances of hordes of the most eligible young studs to marry a very rich senior citizen (producing a few child prodigies too), found time to neatly stack up the never ending and unopened MENSA magazines dropping through the letterbox, and still finds time to pontificate on almost every post I make. I worry incase she’s bitten off more than she can chew, but tbh I don’t worry too much. Crikey, you make her like a proper cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Stubbs I take no credit for making her look a right cunt every time she throws a hissy fit in response to something I’ve posted. She’d nailed that one long before me. If truth be known I’m hoping to find the ‘Inner Roops’ (not the stretched and battered ‘Inner Roops’ that Eddie explores when the lights go out, but the real entity that may still exist somewhere inside her, the one who walked away from a career in dentistry, designed electronic systems for the automotive industry, moonlights for the aviation industry, saved the world from Covid sourcing PPE, turned down the advances of hordes of the most eligible young studs to marry a very rich senior citizen (producing a few child prodigies too), found time to neatly stack up the never ending and unopened MENSA magazines dropping through the letterbox, and still finds time to pontificate on almost every post I make. I worry incase she’s bitten off more than she can chew, but tbh I don’t worry too much. I haven’t given it a like because I necessarily agree with all of it, but because it’s so beautifully composed. For a Saturday night, this is literary gold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Show off about it why don’t you. I haven’t had one for 2 years. I haven't had one since he was issuing Ratten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Stubbs I take no credit for making her look a right cunt every time she throws a hissy fit in response to something I’ve posted. She’d nailed that one long before me. If truth be known I’m hoping to find the ‘Inner Roops’ (not the stretched and battered ‘Inner Roops’ that Eddie explores when the lights go out, but the real entity that may still exist somewhere inside her, the one who walked away from a career in dentistry, designed electronic systems for the automotive industry, moonlights for the aviation industry, saved the world from Covid sourcing PPE, turned down the advances of hordes of the most eligible young studs to marry a very rich senior citizen (producing a few child prodigies too), found time to neatly stack up the never ending and unopened MENSA magazines dropping through the letterbox, and still finds time to pontificate on almost every post I make. I worry incase she’s bitten off more than she can chew, but tbh I don’t worry too much. Nah...you hate being schooled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven’t given it a like because I necessarily agree with all of it, but because it’s so beautifully composed. For a Saturday night, this is literary gold. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Nah...you hate being schooled. I’m sorry Miss. Big boys made me do it. I’ll be a good boy from now on Miss. I promise. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 I would have expected jewdy @judgetwi to have paid his respects by now. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 14 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m sorry Miss. Big boys made me do it... Naturally, you've always been led by the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Naturally, you've always been led by the nose. 🤥 😘lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Pastronauts .. the ESA are planning to send a one-legged man to space. Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Pastronauts .. Little spacemen in tomato sauce? Alphacentauri Spaghetti? Spaghetti worm holes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Little spacemen in tomato sauce? Alphacentauri Spaghetti? Spaghetti worm holes? The "Fuck Off" was not directed at you Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Pastronauts .. the ESA are planning to send a one-legged man to space. Fuck Off. ‘One small hop for man …..’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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