Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Bet I haven't. Despite being nearly 100% politically correct, I just can't shake off that trace of homophobia. Or sexism. Or xenophobia. Totally bet you have. Don't answer back, it looks worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Totally bet you have. Don't answer back, it looks worse. Fuck off. Nothing passes that "Exit Only" tattoo on my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off. Nothing passes that "Exit Only" tattoo on my arse. Who is your ring piece, fucking Gandalf? You shall NOT pass! It did occur to you to get the tattoo, which is suspicious if not gay. You were obviously getting a lot of heat in the forces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who is your ring piece, fucking Gandalf? You shall NOT pass! It did occur to you to get the tattoo, which is suspicious if not gay. You were obviously getting a lot of heat in the forces. While you and your imbecilic cohort are happy to hurl incorrect accusations of homosexualist in my direction, it plays straight into my hands. After instantly disregarding these slurs, I have time to search for your Achilles Heel and gird my loins ready for a devastating riposte. All the years I was working for Man @ Q&M, faggoty was illegal and carried a jail sentence and booting out. And my tattoo is not gay. Circumstances meant we could only access pink ink and sequins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: While you and your imbecilic cohort are happy to hurl incorrect accusations of homosexualist in my direction, it plays straight into my hands. After instantly disregarding these slurs, I have time to search for your Achilles Heel and gird my loins ready for a devastating riposte. All the years I was working for Man @ Q&M, faggoty was illegal and carried a jail sentence and booting out. And my tattoo is not gay. Circumstances meant was could only access pink ink and sequins. I knew there'd be a perfectly straight explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I knew there'd be a perfectly straight explanation. Drink was a major problem though. One of my dyslexic mates choked on his own Vimto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 14 minutes ago, Manky said: Drink was a major problem though. One of my dyslexic mates choked on his own Vimto. Unusual attempt at spelling "jizz". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Unusual attempt at spelling "jizz". Vimto was invented at Manchester University. (Truth is often stranger than fiction) Jizz is mass produced by mining the arses of Spunkape's imaginary friends at his imaginary golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who is your ring piece, fucking Gandalf? You shall NOT pass! It did occur to you to get the tattoo, which is suspicious if not gay. You were obviously getting a lot of heat in the forces. Manky reminds me of Frodo. He seems like a man whose ring has been destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Totally bet you have. QC,has some 12 year old Americunt hacked into your account here? It's not like you to come out with shite such as this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 04/10/2016 at 11:19 AM, Snatch said: QC,has some 12 year old Americunt hacked into your account here? It's not like you to come out with shite such as this. Like, what-ev-er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Like, what-ev-er. You are showing all the mature understanding of Andy Pandy you fucking freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Like, what-ev-er. Quince, what is wrong with you lately? I don't know if you're fully aware, but you're acting like a complete cock. Don't suppose you think it might be time to lay off the beak? Or, you could man up and cane so much that you become mildly entertaining before your heart goes the way of your brain and gives up completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Quince, what is wrong with you lately? I don't know if you're fully aware, but you're acting like a complete cock. Don't suppose you think it might be time to lay off the beak? Or, you could man up and cane so much that you become mildly entertaining before your heart goes the way of your brain and gives up completely. I am very sorry. It's that fucking Gurt, and that cum gargling Frank fuck stick, as distracting a pair of slags as you'd ever hope to not meet. How am I supposed to operate with them dicking about in the background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 04/10/2016 at 10:39 AM, Bill Stickers said: Manky reminds me of Frodo. He seems like a man whose ring has been destroyed. Gurt reminds me of Frodo, the warren dwelling shit stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) On 05/10/2016 at 11:54 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt reminds me of Frodo, the warren dwelling shit stabber. Edited October 11, 2016 by Extremecunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I am very sorry. It's that fucking Gurt, and that cum gargling Frank fuck stick, as distracting a pair of slags as you'd ever hope to not meet. How am I supposed to operate with them dicking about in the background? Chin up quimcy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Please Stop this stuff EC.....its a bit Dingish and that is certainly no compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Chin up quimcy! Gurt, quick! Breakfast is served - there's a dog shitting on the roof of your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Please Stop this stuff EC.....its a bit Dingish and that is certainly no compliment. I was bored! I'll be on my best behaviour now Luke I promise. Your my favourite cunt on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Just now, Extremecunt said: I was bored! I'll be on my best behaviour now Luke I promise. Your my favourite cunt on here. A love match? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: A love match? Stop getting excited, they're not interested in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 On 04/10/2016 at 7:59 AM, Manky said: While you and your imbecilic cohort are happy to hurl incorrect accusations of homosexualist in my direction, it plays straight into my hands. After instantly disregarding these slurs, I have time to search for your Achilles Heel and gird my loins ready for a devastating riposte. All the years I was working for Man @ Q&M, faggoty was illegal and carried a jail sentence and booting out. And my tattoo is not gay. Circumstances meant we could only access pink ink and sequins. A goochazzle! How simply dashing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: A love match? oh please don't be like that Pinky...we will always be friends...yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 11 hours ago, Extremecunt said: I was bored! I'll be on my best behaviour now Luke I promise. Your my favourite cunt on here. You creeping little toad-cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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