Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 This ridiculous 3rd rate actor seems to have found a niche role by appearing on tv and shouting at every cunt at the top of his voice. He's an ugly hairy cunt like an Oran-Utang but wrecks any show he appears on by shouting, swearing and being disruptive. HE'D BE GREAT ON CUNTSCORNER... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: This ridiculous 3rd rate actor seems to have found a niche role by appearing on tv and shouting at every cunt at the top of his voice. He's an ugly hairy cunt like an Oran-Utang but wrecks any show he appears on by shouting, swearing and being disruptive. HE'D BE GREAT ON CUNTSCORNER... You pathetic cunt. Aficionados of quality cinema, like myself, consider his portrayal as Prince Vultan in the 1980 version of Flash Gordon to be a seminal performance. Are you just pissed off because Julian Clary didn't get the role? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Manky said: You pathetic cunt. Aficionados of quality cinema, like myself, consider his portrayal as Prince Vultan in the 1980 version of Flash Gordon to be a seminal performance. Are you just pissed off because Julian Clary didn't get the role? FUCK OFF YOU CUNT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT... Concise and to the point. I must have rattled your cage as that comment is so far out of character it could almost have been posted by another thick cunt like Bubba the Hutt. Where is my lol you fucking wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: This ridiculous 3rd rate actor seems to have found a niche role by appearing on tv and shouting at every cunt at the top of his voice. He's an ugly hairy cunt like an Oran-Utang but wrecks any show he appears on by shouting, swearing and being disruptive. HE'D BE GREAT ON CUNTSCORNER... He's a fine and successful actor of the highest caliber and a national institution that climbs mountains wearing nothing but his underpants. You on the other hand are not respected by anyone anywhere because you're crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT... You're Brian Blessed and I claim my packet of custard creams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're Brian Blessed and I claim my packet of custard creams. How big is your caravan ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're Brian Blessed and I claim my packet of custard creams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: How big is your caravan ? Well, it has 4 bedrooms one of which I use as a study, 2 reception rooms, kitchen, 2 bathrooms and a garage which I use as a gym. It's called a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, it has 4 bedrooms one of which I use as a study, 2 reception rooms, kitchen, 2 bathrooms and a garage which I use as a gym. It's called a house. well fuck off and move it off that layby on the A41.....and take your emaciated ponies with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 This nom has all the redeeming value of a nuns hairy taint. Total shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, it has 4 bedrooms one of which I use as a study, 2 reception rooms, kitchen, 2 bathrooms and a garage which I use as a gym. It's called a house. Do you know Tyson Fury ? Does he use your gym ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you know Tyson Fury ? Does he use your gym ? No form from you today Punky as of yet, this is just laughable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Agentpeanut said: This nom has all the redeeming value of a nuns hairy taint. Total shit. I do love a nun's nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: well fuck off and move it off that layby on the A41.....and take your emaciated ponies with you. Not nice Lucas, fucking terrible thing to say to one of the corner's senior talents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, it has 4 bedrooms one of which I use as a study, 2 reception rooms, kitchen, 2 bathrooms and a garage which I use as a gym. It's called a house. Sounds shit. Is it double-glazed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Does Brian Blessed play golf Punky ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: Concise and to the point. I must have rattled your cage as that comment is so far out of character it could almost have been posted by another thick cunt like Bubba the Hutt. Where is my lol you fucking wimp. I like this comment Mancus but have used up my allotted likes for today, this shows you're stress free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Sounds shit. Is it double-glazed? It's difficult to imagine the corner without your input Bubsy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 ...nothing worse than being caught up in a tail-back caused by a mini convoy of flat bed lorries carting two halves of a static caravan. Anyway, apart from being a bit shouty Brian Blessed seems OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...nothing worse than being caught up in a tail-back caused by a mini convoy of flat bed lorries carting two halves of a static caravan. Anyway, apart from being a bit shouty Brian Blessed seems OK. Wtf is that to do with the topic or anyone else' comments? Besides, that's Portakabins not statics that are normally split, and they're only transported on windy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, ThunderCunt said: Does Brian Blessed play golf Punky ? He'd be too loud and brash for my club besides we don't have "showbiz" types... You wouldn't get in because you're a massive arsehole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: He'd be too loud and brash for my club besides we don't have "showbiz" types... You wouldn't get in because you're a massive arsehole.... Massive arsehole........... i would have thought that would be one of the essential requirements to enter your club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Massive arsehole........... i would have thought that would be one of the essential requirements to enter your club. I'm afraid you wouldn't fit in....you're the wrong social class too and your personal hygiene is probably diabolical... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I'm afraid you wouldn't fit in....you're the wrong social class too and your personal hygiene is probably diabolical... and obviously you would blackball him........you filthy piece of distended diseased rectum. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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