Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Yes, I know someone's died, but fuck me, how fucking morbid can these events be? I appreciate a celebration of life, rather than a morose gathering of a bunch of miserable cunts who are only there as it's "the right thing to do". Cunts who say "it's what they would've wanted" or "if (dead cunt) were alive, they would've loved this" are as thick as fucking pig shit and all. How can it be what they would've wanted? The cunt is dead. Loved a gathering to mourn someone's death? If that's the case, I'm glad they're dead. I'm certain Pinky will be along shortly to discuss the religious history behind a funeral, any number of thick cunts will ask me to kill myself so they can celebrate, and gypps will no doubt never have heard of a funeral/get her black coat. But, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 No person ever murdered or died in an accident was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Kill yourself. Thick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Yes, I know someone's died, but fuck me, how fucking morbid can these events be? I appreciate a celebration of life, rather than a morose gathering of a bunch of miserable cunts who are only there as it's "the right thing to do". Cunts who say "it's what they would've wanted" or "if (dead cunt) were alive, they would've loved this" are as thick as fucking pig shit and all. How can it be what they would've wanted? The cunt is dead. Loved a gathering to mourn someone's death? If that's the case, I'm glad they're dead. I'm certain Pinky will be along shortly to discuss the religious history behind a funeral, any number of thick cunts will ask me to kill myself so they can celebrate, and gypps will no doubt never have heard of a funeral/get her black coat. But, fuck off. Pile of shite. But I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Has anyone told the stiffy joke yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Yes, I know someone's died, but fuck me, how fucking morbid can these events be? I appreciate a celebration of life, rather than a morose gathering of a bunch of miserable cunts who are only there as it's "the right thing to do". Cunts who say "it's what they would've wanted" or "if (dead cunt) were alive, they would've loved this" are as thick as fucking pig shit and all. How can it be what they would've wanted? The cunt is dead. Loved a gathering to mourn someone's death? If that's the case, I'm glad they're dead. I'm certain Pinky will be along shortly to discuss the religious history behind a funeral, any number of thick cunts will ask me to kill myself so they can celebrate, and gypps will no doubt never have heard of a funeral/get her black coat. But, fuck off. My condolences......I assume they had a good "innings" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Thick cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: My condolences......I assume they had a good "innings" Ha ha! It's tomorrow, for some great aunt/cunt I barely knew, but the first cunt who says that will be joining the rigor mortis'd cunt 6 feet under. A good innings, fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Lol. Swarms funeral.....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lol. Swarms funeral.....lol. Its what I would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: .... and then they all pissed themselves laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Ha ha! It's tomorrow, for some great aunt/cunt I barely knew, but the first cunt who says that will be joining the rigor mortis'd cunt 6 feet under. A good innings, fucking hell. Just get stuck into the buffet Bubba, and get pissed as quickly as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Just get stuck into the buffet Bubba, and get pissed as quickly as possible. The food is always fucking shit. I was impressed at the send-off a yank kid got after being shot whilst in school. Google 'Jacob Hall funeral', and tell me that's not how it should be done to celebrate a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 13 hours ago, Bubba C said: Yes, I know someone's died, but fuck me, how fucking morbid can these events be? I appreciate a celebration of life, rather than a morose gathering of a bunch of miserable cunts who are only there as it's "the right thing to do". Cunts who say "it's what they would've wanted" or "if (dead cunt) were alive, they would've loved this" are as thick as fucking pig shit and all. How can it be what they would've wanted? The cunt is dead. Loved a gathering to mourn someone's death? If that's the case, I'm glad they're dead. I'm certain Pinky will be along shortly to discuss the religious history behind a funeral, any number of thick cunts will ask me to kill myself so they can celebrate, and gypps will no doubt never have heard of a funeral/get her black coat. But, fuck off. Dreary nom .. kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 14 hours ago, luke swarm said: My condolences......I assume they had a good "innings" The following have been uttered too often today: "It was a lovely service" "What a great turnout" "She was such a wonderful lady" (for the record, she wasn't, she was a cantankerous, busy-body cunt) Fuck this shit, I'm getting pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 33 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck this shit, I'm getting pissed. Good....I look forward to some fine vintage cunting when you have sunk a few and log on half cut.....remember no solid food till at least 10 tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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