Lily Allen in Calais saying 'I apologise on behalf of my country'

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Don't apologise on my behalf you daft cow .. the cunts who should be saying sorry are the stupid sky fairy worshipping cunts that drove then out of their countries in the first place.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

Don't apologies on my behalf you daft cow .. the cunts who should be saying sorry are the stupid sky fairy worshipping cunts that drove then out of their countries in the first place.

What's she apologising for ?

Some context would help you lazy slag.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Beat me to it Pen.  She's a fucking annoying spoilt bitch.

 

Photos of her holding a Snow White dress her daughters donated... ace fucking gear with a Northern European winter coming up...

She says she frequently "sits next to millionaires at dinner", and that she would like to be able to ask them to "put their hands in their pocket" using her own first-hand experience of the camp.

Well, Lilly, you're a fucking millionaire.... so?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

17 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's she apologising for ?

Some context would help you lazy slag.

Poof.

[Guest Manky]

I agree with her. If we paid mega benefits to them in their own countries then they wouldn't have to cross 10 safe countries to claim asylum here.

[Witheredscrote]

37 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's she apologising for ?

Some context would help you lazy slag.

'Fuck you, fuck you very, very much'

[Guest Lady Penelope]

26 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

'Fuck you, fuck you very, very much'

Punkie is a gay cheshire cock.

[Bubba C]

1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

Punkie is a gay cheshire cock.

Pen, your noms are fucking shit, the subsequent comments are pointless and boring. 

Kill yourself, you thick cunt. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Pen, your noms are fucking shit, the subsequent comments are pointless and boring. 

Kill yourself, you thick cunt. 

After you

[Bubba C]

Just now, Lady Penelope said:

After you

Idiot. Fuck off. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Idiot. Fuck off. 

Frank

 

[Neil]

I'd still ruin it

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 minute ago, neil298 said:

I'd still ruin it

Quality comment

[Neil]

Thanks,I don't know why but I'm in a rather romantic mood today

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

She will be apologising for the crimes of the British Empire next fucking supercilious cunt.

[Jiggerycock]

On behalf of Britain, I'd like to apologise to the world for Lily Allen

[Neil]

And she wiped away the 'tears' as she apologised,never mind lily,you'll soon be back in your chavvy gucci/armani clad world safe from all those nasty people.

False cunt

[Witheredscrote]

19 minutes ago, neil298 said:

And she wiped away the 'tears' as she apologised,never mind lily,you'll soon be back in your chavvy gucci/armani clad world safe from all those nasty people.

False cunt

'Lovehoney'  sell them ( so I have been informed )

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

After you

Wasn't long before a good nom descends into the usual abuse. 

[camberwell gypsy]

Isn't her dad that faux working class twat who was part of the Comic Strip crowd? 

[Guest Manky]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Isn't her dad that faux working class twat who was part of the Comic Strip crowd? 

Her dad was the musical genius behind that all time great, "Vindaloo'

[camberwell gypsy]

3 minutes ago, Manky said:

Her dad was the musical genius behind that all time great, "Vindaloo'

Never heard of it. 

[Guest Manky]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Never heard of it. 

You thick cunt. Everyone has heard it and seen the video. 

I was told Spunkape doesn't like parrots but he doesn't mind a cockatoo.

[Bubba C]

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Never heard of it. 

Hilarious. 

You can have all of my likes forever, you're the best. 

[camberwell gypsy]

20 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Hilarious. 

You can have all of my likes forever, you're the best. 

I swear I've never heard of it.