Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Is that a euphemism for feeding poor Mr.G with your tired and gaping, fag and coffee tasting grey-matted minge? When you're carving up this afternoon, bear this in mind... Every time I wipe my bum, there's a smear of blood mixed with pooh on the paper. Cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: You've got no family have you. This is just pure envy. A picture of a Dickens novel, a street urchin clutching a dry crust tore from a gooses beak, peaking in a window at Mrs Gobbler carving off another slice of beef. That's you that is. Cutting edge stuff Scrote. Why don't you get back to your roast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 If you can't be bothered to do it yourself there's always Simpsons.... Get a good claret as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 22 minutes ago, Ape said: Cancer? No, foreign object damage is a probability. Nigerian maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 34 minutes ago, Punkape said: If you can't be bothered to do it yourself there's always Simpsons.... Get a good claret as well.... Nearest I've been to that is the Lyceum, get in your bike Flash Harry and do a tebbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Is that a euphemism for feeding poor Mr.G with your tired and gaping, fag and coffee tasting grey-matted minge? When you're carving up this afternoon, bear this in mind... Every time I wipe my bum, there's a smear of blood mixed with pooh on the paper. That's not normal Frank, you must be a little bit poorly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 So what we all Noshing on today then benders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: No, foreign object damage is a probability. Nigerian maybe. Terminal fucking piles more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: and there is no better, or greater bore than you. You have thrilled and enterained us all of course cheese monging surrender monkey. Mal appetit, mineur de merde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Ignore my cunt comment d&c. Promise me you will stay on this site. Your the most entertaining lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Ignore my cunt comment d&c. might as well, everyone else generally does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Donner and chips said: So what we all Noshing on today then benders? The usual 'Anabolic Mega-Pack, whey protein and inositol shake and three creatine chewables' combo Fucking hell - there's an open goal even Roberto Soldado couldn't miss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Donner and chips said: So what we all Noshing on today then benders? In your case, I'm guessing a large amount of amyl nitrite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Ape said: I cook a Sunday roast for my family every week, and we always enjoy it. It's the one meal of the week we are all together. In total agreement here Apey but Prima Donna lives on the streets so bear that in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 We went to the Chateau Impney today for our Sunday roast. Had a bottle of Domaine Odoul-Coquard with it and fucking lovely it was too. http://www.chateau-impney.com/downloads/Menus/chateau-impney-sunday-sample-menu-2016.pdf Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: We went to the Chateau Impney today for our Sunday roast. Had a bottle of Domaine Odoul-Coquard with it and fucking lovely it was too. http://www.chateau-impney.com/downloads/Menus/chateau-impney-sunday-sample-menu-2016.pdf Fuck off. well done IKTC...you managed a whole sentence without once having a go at the welsh......Poor Bubba will be distraught that you have forgotten all about him. I look forward to some good work now you have finally broken this personal barrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: Who? that's the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Ape said: I cook a Sunday roast for my family every week, and we always enjoy it. It's the one meal of the week we are all together. Is that because it's part of your rehabilitation? The nice doctor lets your family visit you on sunday and lets you use the kitchen too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 36 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: In total agreement here Apey but Prima Donna lives on the streets so bear that in mind. Get a room you pair of arse shoveling, boring cunt holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It's roast lamb with a herb crust today withers. Frank's already forming a queue at the window which is rather handy as it could do with a good clean. Had lamb last night, so it's any old shite tonight. And those windows will be worse after Frank's been at them, not better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 23 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Had lamb last night, so it's any old shite tonight. And those windows will be worse after Frank's been at them, not better. It's your back door I'd be worried about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Is that because it's part of your rehabilitation? The nice doctor lets your family visit you on sunday and lets you use the kitchen too. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: It's your back door I'd be worried about I never thought the corner would see a cunt more obsessed with blokes' arses than pinky. But well done on becoming the ragingest, rainbow shirt wearing, weathergirls loving, mincing little queen, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I never thought the corner would see a cunt more obsessed with blokes' arses than pinky. But well done on becoming the ragingest, rainbow shirt wearing, weathergirls loving, mincing little queen, ever. Stop playing hard to get Bubbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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