Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 It just struck me today. These supposedly chill-as-fuck bedreadlocked individuals always seem to come from violent places. I was stalking one online today, and he was from Sudan. All peace and love and happiness and dancing in the street in your stocking soles, but also "stop recruiting child soldiers" and "stop hacking up people in the street for being gay". This makes me wonder if their whole schtick is bullshit, and they just want to smoke hunners of weed without there being any legal or social repercussions? From what I've heard Jamaica is no bundle of laughs either, and you couldn't pay me to go to Haiti. Pass tha dutchy to the left hand side, or I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off, mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Well shit. No takers? Too racist? Too edgy? Too boring and long-winded? A girl has to know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I think the "stop hacking up people in the street for being gay" thing is just a step too far, why stop? Apart from that it was pretty shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It just struck me today. These supposedly chill-as-fuck bedreadlocked individuals always seem to come from violent places. I was stalking one online today, and he was from Sudan. All peace and love and happiness and dancing in the street in your stocking soles, but also "stop recruiting child soldiers" and "stop hacking up people in the street for being gay". This makes me wonder if their whole schtick is bullshit, and they just want to smoke hunners of weed without there being any legal or social repercussions? From what I've heard Jamaica is no bundle of laughs either, and you couldn't pay me to go to Haiti. Pass tha dutchy to the left hand side, or I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off, mon. Haile Selassi, highly fucking unlikely.............. and wash your hair you dread cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Fair shout. I find it amusing that the most apparently chilled, laid-back folk come from places with the most extreme and random urban violence imaginable. Like even ISIS would be telling them to cool it a notch. Over here we tend to think we are too uptight as people and that we have lost site of the little things, but on balance at least we don't have sprawling and almost meaningless tribal-driven civil warfare. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Fair shout. I find it amusing that the most apparently chilled, laid-back folk come from places with the most extreme and random urban violence imaginable. Like even ISIS would be telling them to cool it a notch. Over here we tend to think we are too uptight as people and that we have lost site of the little things, but on balance at least we don't have sprawling and almost meaningless tribal-driven civil warfare. Yet. to be fair TSD, I had always assumed that Rastas came from Handsworth........we rarely saw them in Smethwick, it was far too dangerous for them, the soft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fair shout. I find it amusing that the most apparently chilled, laid-back folk come from places with the most extreme and random urban violence imaginable. Like even ISIS would be telling them to cool it a notch. Over here we tend to think we are too uptight as people and that we have lost site of the little things, but on balance at least we don't have sprawling and almost meaningless tribal-driven civil warfare. Yet. Have you ever been to Birmingham's Newtown or Cwmbran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 LOL Luke, I'll edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Handsworth looks Rasta as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 26 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It just struck me today. These supposedly chill-as-fuck bedreadlocked individuals always seem to come from violent places. I was stalking one online today, and he was from Sudan. All peace and love and happiness and dancing in the street in your stocking soles, but also "stop recruiting child soldiers" and "stop hacking up people in the street for being gay". This makes me wonder if their whole schtick is bullshit, and they just want to smoke hunners of weed without there being any legal or social repercussions? From what I've heard Jamaica is no bundle of laughs either, and you couldn't pay me to go to Haiti. Pass tha dutchy to the left hand side, or I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off, mon. 'Mon'????? Scottish were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: 'Mon'????? Scottish were they? Up eh road! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2028208/Birmingham-riots-Looting-yobs-SHOT-police-helicopter.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2028208/Birmingham-riots-Looting-yobs-SHOT-police-helicopter.html Typical rastas, fucking useless shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I seem to recall some rasta community coppers in Handsworth years ago. Or maybe I was just doing too much acid. Fuck knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Donner and chips said: I seem to recall some rasta community coppers in Handsworth years ago. Or maybe I was just doing too much acid. Fuck knows. Hmmm - food for thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you ever been to Birmingham's Newtown or Cwmbran? Ah Kwimbran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 11 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you ever been to Birmingham's Newtown or Cwmbran? Cwmbranistan, as it's known to anyone who doesn't live there. What a fucking shit hole. (Sorry, Spotter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 18 hours ago, Donner and chips said: I seem to recall some rasta community coppers in Handsworth years ago. Or maybe I was just doing too much acid. Fuck knows. Weren't Lenny fucking Henry doing his rasta character on Tiswas was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Weren't Lenny fucking Henry doing his rasta character on Tiswas was it? No, that was deepest Dudley Vice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 On 20/10/2016 at 9:54 PM, Donner and chips said: I seem to recall some rasta community coppers in Handsworth years ago. Or maybe I was just doing too much acid. Fuck knows. Please do some more acid. Make it Sulphuric acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 3 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Please do some more acid. Make it Sulphuric acid Do some research Crippen, a quick youtube search of Rasta Handsworth police will bring it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I have worked with a bunch of them before and found them very chilled, too chilled, the fucking cuntbreeds never did any work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Of course, like every Musical / Cultural / Youth rebellion movement, it's been appropriated by whitey, repackaged and sold back (at extortionate prices) as hipster chic. So we had Col. Tom taking the genuine soul / blues. gospel of Lead Belly repackaging him as Elvis 'until all dem little waht girls dun shake their titties at 'im'. Now we've got white weekend Rastafarians sticking it to the man by writing haikus in Costa on the latest top of the range Apple Macs. Motherfuckers you ARE Babylon!!! Irie in a rub-a-dub-style n' sheeyut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 My mate wants to be one of these cunts.......I'm dreading it MikeD was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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