Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I bet one or two of you are heartbroken http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37755445 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 A complete cunt, dead or alive. A shame he will never now feature in one of Frank's videos - what a double act that would have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 (edited) Hopefully he'll be cremated because if he's just buried it'll take fucking ages for all that plastic to degrade. Probably would need to be buried as licensed waste anyhow. Edited October 24, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps I don't fucking know why I edited it. it still reads shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: A complete cunt, dead or alive. A shame he will never now feature in one of Frank's videos - what a double act that would have been. Cut and Paste is wasted on you Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Hopefully he'll be cremated because if he's just buried it'll take fucking ages for all that plastic to degrade. Probably needs to be buried as licensed waste. Couldn't they turn him into plastic bags and cups? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Couldn't they turn him into plastic bags and cups? Would you want to put your meat and two veg (from the supermarket) in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Couldn't they turn him into plastic bags and cups? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't drink out of anything that had once looked like this. Spunky might, though, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet one or two of you are heartbroken Pete Burns and Bobby Vee on the same day. Not quite "the day the music died", though, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Would you want to put your meat and two veg (from the supermarket) in it? there is evidence to suggest that he was a depositary for "meat and two veg" whilst alive. on a regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know about you, but I wouldn't drink out of anything that had once looked like this. Spunky might, though, I suppose. I think I would rather drink out of one of Wiz's cold sore encrusted, recycled paper cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 If he hears all these horrid things being said about him he'll be spinning in his grave. Spinning right round. Like a record baby right round round round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know about you, but I wouldn't drink out of anything that had once looked like this. Spunky might, though, I suppose. I thought Michael Jackson was dead..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Perhaps I'm showing my age but I have no idea who that cunt is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 39 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Couldn't they turn him into plastic bags and cups? They'll probably keep him on ice until somebody designs the new plastic £10 note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pete Burns and Bobby Vee on the same day. Not quite "the day the music died", though, is it? No but the night does have a thousand eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 A freak and a fucking sausage jockey,his tombstone will read: UNWANTED DEAD OR ALIVE at least Bowie will have something to fuck now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I thought Michael Jackson was dead..... You are putting a brave face on it, but we all know your rather petulant performance yesterday came about because you had advanced notice of Pete Burns' passing. Lol ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I think the undertakers will soon find out that his name should have been Pete Melts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think I would rather drink out of one of Wiz's cold sore encrusted, recycled paper cups. I'll gladly pour you some name brand bleach in said cups, if you're drinking. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I think the undertakers will soon find out that his name should have been Pete Melts They will need an industrial quantity of Oven Pride to clean up the mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: They will need an industrial quantity of Oven Pride to clean up the mess. they could bury the cunt...can you imagine archaeologists digging up this strange corpse in a couple of hundred years and finding two huge lips, still intact and some love eggs in the lower abdomen eaten away by battery acid. what will they make of it...a new undiscovered species of HOMO Erectus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: they could bury the cunt...can you imagine archaeologists digging up this strange corpse in a couple of hundred years and finding two huge lips, still intact and some love eggs in the lower abdomen eaten away by battery acid. what will they make of it...a new undiscovered species of HOMO Erectus. Homo Cthulhu more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 @Frank, I received a notification that you'd quoted me in the second Pete Burns nom of the night. I'm always keen to read your posts, as ever since PK gave you the post rectal-examination all-clear, you've been a joy to the corner, so please, go on....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 BBC called Burns a pop legend. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 He could be recycled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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