ratcum Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe how many pages of this homosexual shit have sprung up while my attention was elsewhere. We might as well forget the traditional blue and rebrand the site with a fucking rainbow motif. I mean, each to their own and all, and Punkape's a cunt, yadda yadda yadda, but I think some people on here are maybe a little bit too relaxed when it comes to conceptualising some greasy lothario blowing their filthy muck all over their faces. I tried to bring the conversation back to donkey skat porn CB, but the immaturity of the other posters was always working against me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe how many pages of this homosexual shit have sprung up while my attention was elsewhere. We might as well forget the traditional blue and rebrand the site with a fucking rainbow motif. I mean, each to their own and all, and Punkape's a cunt, yadda yadda yadda, but I think some people on here are maybe a little bit too relaxed when it comes to conceptualising some greasy lothario blowing their filthy muck all over their faces. I have to admit, it's sickeningly one-sided. It's like social studies at a university. Next people will be talking about micro-transgressions and feminism like they're valid issues. It's the internet, people! Embrace the hate! Use the anonymity that will so soon be a thing of the past! I personally don't like Tibet. I think they're a whiny bunch of pacifist morons who play victim to make China look bad! See! It's great! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe how many pages of this homosexual shit have sprung up while my attention was elsewhere. We might as well forget the traditional blue and rebrand the site with a fucking rainbow motif. I mean, each to their own and all, and Punkape's a cunt, yadda yadda yadda, but I think some people on here are maybe a little bit too relaxed when it comes to conceptualising some greasy lothario blowing their filthy muck all over their faces. I tell you 'Baws, you'd never get away with this up north. I had a tiny nibble (so to speak), at the LGBT community (that's poofs and lezzers to you), and politely mentioned, in a complimentary way, that they have disproportionate status and power in modern Britain. I said it in such a way as to ensure any gay members of the site went unoffended. What next ? Half of the arse fucking bent wannabes on here went and defended them. Suddenly I was the bad guy. They are probably being sucked off by rent boys as we speak. Or inserting root vegetables where they shouldn't. Or watching Broke Back Mountain......................whilst slapping each other balls with gay paraphernalia. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, JackoTC said: ......................whilst slapping each other balls with gay paraphernalia. Whatever. Are there high street outlets where one can purchase this paraphernalia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I tell you 'Baws, you'd never get away with this up north. I had a tiny nibble (so to speak), at the LGBT community (that's poofs and lezzers to you), and politely mentioned, in a complimentary way, that they have disproportionate status and power in modern Britain. I said it in such a way as to ensure any gay members of the site went unoffended. What next ? Half of the arse fucking bent wannabes on here went and defended them. Suddenly I was the bad guy. They are probably being sucked off by rent boys as we speak. Or inserting root vegetables where they shouldn't. Or watching Broke Back Mountain......................whilst slapping each other balls with gay paraphernalia. Whatever. Coz it's fashionable to like fags. People like jumping on bandwagons and making villain figures out of the ones that oppose their beliefs. When it comes to hot topic stuff like sexuality, race and religion there'll always be people who side with the defending party even if they don't fully support the idea. This can be frustrating, but also means they can often be easily manipulated for your entertainment. Besides it's the internet, who honestly gives a fuck what people really think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: Are there high street outlets where one can purchase this paraphernalia? Tickled Pink, Ann Summers, FetShop... basically all the places you can get lady stuff from have a wide selection on male toys too for both homos and straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: Are there high street outlets where one can purchase this paraphernalia? No I am afraid not Motty.....if you PM Extremecunt then I am sure he can sort you out a pallet load of whatever you require......also every order comes with a years supply of socks which I understand he has over ordered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: No I am afraid not Motty.....if you PM Extremecunt then I am sure he can sort you out a pallet load of whatever you require......also every order comes with a years supply of socks which I understand he has over ordered. I occasionally try to make a joke involving the word 'sock' and ejaculating the phrase "darn it!". Rat Junior looks at me like I'm a cunt of some sort, who comes from somewhere. The horn probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: I occasionally try to make a joke involving the word 'sock' and ejaculating the phrase "darn it!". Rat Junior looks at me like I'm a cunt of some sort, who comes from somewhere. The horn probably. I feel that Rat Junior is justified in his disdain of his Pater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe how many pages of this homosexual shit have sprung up while my attention was elsewhere. We might as well forget the traditional blue and rebrand the site with a fucking rainbow motif. I mean, each to their own and all, and Punkape's a cunt, yadda yadda yadda, but I think some people on here are maybe a little bit too relaxed when it comes to conceptualising some greasy lothario blowing their filthy muck all over their faces. Loving this. Is there any chance of you doing a regular "Pause for Baws" feature, where you sum up Jerry Springer style, the lessons learnt from the absolute shite posted on here each day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Loving this. Is there any chance of you doing a regular "Pause for Baws" feature, where you sum up Jerry Springer style, the lessons learnt from the absolute shite posted on here each day? Catchy – a sort of SparkNotes for the Corner's hard-of-thinking contingent. You don't think it sounds too much like "Blue's Clues" though, do you? Applescruff's “tradesman days” are a metaphor for a bygone golden age, a Camelot of cunting, a lament for simpler and more chivalrous times lost. The overall effect is reminiscent of Holden Caulfield wondering where the ducks go to in winter, a touching glimpse of childlike hope shining through the subsequent years of depression. Next week, “Fender's clawhammers deconstructed”. Mark Kermode is a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Loving this. Is there any chance of you doing a regular "Pause for Baws" feature, where you sum up Jerry Springer style, the lessons learnt from the absolute shite posted on here each day? Paws for Baws would work. You get unwanted Savile like attention from randy hounds. Well that's it really. A bit niche I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Catchy – a sort of SparkNotes for the Corner's hard-of-thinking contingent. You don't think it sounds too much like "Blue's Clues" though, do you? Applescruff's “tradesman days” are a metaphor for a bygone golden age, a Camelot of cunting, a lament for simpler and more chivalrous times lost. The overall effect is reminiscent of Holden Caulfield wondering where the ducks go to in winter, a touching glimpse of childlike hope shining through the subsequent years of depression. Next week, “Fender's clawhammers deconstructed”. Mark Kermode is a cunt. Jumpers in the park, small boys for goal posts, beans on toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 18 hours ago, mothra said: Are there high street outlets where one can purchase this paraphernalia? Does he stock Rampant Rabbits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 21 hours ago, mothra said: Are there high street outlets where one can purchase this paraphernalia? I once bought a hammock in a small hardware type shop in the Lake District..........I don't know if that helps any ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: Coz it's fashionable to like fags. People like jumping on bandwagons and making villain figures out of the ones that oppose their beliefs. When it comes to hot topic stuff like sexuality, race and religion there'll always be people who side with the defending party even if they don't fully support the idea. This can be frustrating, but also means they can often be easily manipulated for your entertainment. Besides it's the internet, who honestly gives a fuck what people really think? Yes. Very good. Run along now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I once bought a hammock in a small hardware type shop in the Lake District..........I don't know if that helps any ?? It does if you were served by a bloke in one of those brown storeman's coats Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, mothra said: It does if you were served by a bloke in one of those brown storeman's coats Jackie No. I do not think that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Just now, JackoTC said: No. I do not think that was the case. Well that's fucked that idea then. I like those brown coats as they save pages and pages of sub-plot and meta narrative work. Just slip one on and the wearer is immediately transformed into a fully paid up weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: Well that's fucked that idea then. I like those brown coats as they save pages and pages of sub-plot and meta narrative work. Just slip one on and the wearer is immediately transformed into a fully paid up weirdo Poststructuralist bollocks...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Nice rant Lucas, now shut the fuck up and listen to Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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