Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had to accompany Mrs Swarm into Dudley town centre to assist with choosing a new vacuum cleaner from Argos......its never a pleasant experience visiting what can only be described as the prime Chav colony of the West Midlands Massif. As I was contemplating nipping into the quite rough looking Moon Under Water, a Weatherspoons emporium for a touch of light refreshment while She browsed around Wilkinsons, there was this loud infernal racket that became increasing louder and louder with a bass so fucking low that it fairly reverberated the internal organs in its intensity. The cacophony was ascertained to be emanating from a big brash BMW slowly cruising down the high street with all its windows open and outrageously powerful sound system cranked up to maximum. The "music" if it can be called that obviously involved around the theme of black young youth meets black young female, they fall in love and then he duly starts to chastise her severely culminating in him putting a cap in her ass (arse). Why do these cunts think that everybody should listen to their music and do they have some kind of hearing defect that means they have to crank it all up so high....also it was a freezing day yesterday so why open all the windows of the car.....why is it always a BMW which is chosen for this sort of nonsense.....its fucking Dudley you wannabe homie hoods, not fucking LA...Stupid Yam Yam Cunts You fucking pansy. Tell her to buy her own fucking vacuum cleaner and go down the pub while she's using it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You fucking pansy. Tell her to buy her own fucking vacuum cleaner and go down the pub while she's using it. yes thank you Rocky......if you were actually married to a woman you would have some inkling of what we have to endure for the sake of a peaceful life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: yes thank you Rocky......if you were actually married to a woman you would have some inkling of what we have to endure for the sake of a peaceful life. Fuck off, I bought mine a Dyson off the internet while I was watching telly. Delivered the next day. Beats going to fucking Dudley any day of the week. Embrace technology you muppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: Fuck off, I bought mine a Dyson off the internet while I was watching telly. Delivered the next day. Beats going to fucking Dudley any day of the week. Embrace technology you muppet. Is the convenience really worth the price of all those postal working spackers drooling all over the box before you get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 The Scooby Doo Impreza is the weapon of choice with our local spackers. 0-30 in Morrisons car park is unattainable without the extra traction provided by the rear spoiler. Along with numerous 4WD ATVs that only travel 200 yards a day on the school run ensures the fastest commuter vehicle up here is a ninja bike. I must buy one. Drive-by shootings are going out of fashion. You look a right cunt speeding off at 12mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the golfer? Naah .. Viv's eldest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Shoulda grabbed one of these from Argos. Got mine two years ago for 20 quid it's a loud bastard but just as good as a Dyson in my opinion. Look at the state of that skirting board- the cheapest, shittiest scotia the council could find. The less that can be said about the door the better. What a piece of shit. I bet it has no handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had to accompany Mrs Swarm into Dudley town centre to assist with choosing a new vacuum cleaner from Argos......its never a pleasant experience visiting what can only be described as the prime Chav colony of the West Midlands Massif. As I was contemplating nipping into the quite rough looking Moon Under Water, a Weatherspoons emporium for a touch of light refreshment while She browsed around Wilkinsons, there was this loud infernal racket that became increasing louder and louder with a bass so fucking low that it fairly reverberated the internal organs in its intensity. The cacophony was ascertained to be emanating from a big brash BMW slowly cruising down the high street with all its windows open and outrageously powerful sound system cranked up to maximum. The "music" if it can be called that obviously involved around the theme of black young youth meets black young female, they fall in love and then he duly starts to chastise her severely culminating in him putting a cap in her ass (arse). Why do these cunts think that everybody should listen to their music and do they have some kind of hearing defect that means they have to crank it all up so high....also it was a freezing day yesterday so why open all the windows of the car.....why is it always a BMW which is chosen for this sort of nonsense.....its fucking Dudley you wannabe homie hoods, not fucking LA...Stupid Yam Yam Cunts Why didn't you go to West Bromwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Shoulda grabbed one of these from Argos. Got mine two years ago for 20 quid it's a loud bastard but just as good as a Dyson in my opinion. Alright I 'spose Where d'yer fit the slam-dunkin' speakers, the rear spoiler and the fluorescent uplighters? How quick is it off the mark at lights? Where's the chrome and the blackout windows. It's a bit fuckin yellow init? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 11 hours ago, Frank said: I I feel a little out of place here these days Tot. Perhaps you should start a new site and call it "moaning old multi's". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Perhaps you should start a new site and call it "moaning old multi's". leave him be Alfred...that boys not well, too many punches sustained you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 26 minutes ago, luke swarm said: leave him be Alfred...that boys not well, too many punches sustained you see. Someone has definitely "torn him a new arsehole" more than once. Might explain the bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Look at the state of that skirting board- the cheapest, shittiest scotia the council could find. The less that can be said about the door the better. What a piece of shit. I bet it has no handle. At least there's no shitty bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 11 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Fuck off, I bought mine a Dyson off the internet while I was watching telly. Delivered the next day. Beats going to fucking Dudley any day of the week. Embrace technology you muppet. She's a very lucky lady IKTC. And don't ever let her tell you she's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Perhaps you should start a new site and call it "moaning old multi's". For fucks sake Alfers,it's been denied there are no multis and if there was they would be dealt with. On a similar note,I see the FBI has cleared super corrupt Clinton of any email mis-doings two days before the election. Who'd of thought that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Look at the state of that skirting board- the cheapest, shittiest scotia the council could find. The less that can be said about the door the better. What a piece of shit. I bet it has no handle. That isn't my house you tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 17 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Alright I 'spose Where d'yer fit the slam-dunkin' speakers, the rear spoiler and the fluorescent uplighters? How quick is it off the mark at lights? Where's the chrome and the blackout windows. It's a bit fuckin yellow init? For 20 quid you can't complain, only fault is that the handle isn't actually connected, if you pick it up by there it'll just come out, gotta lift it by the wire clamp thingy on the back. Also I like yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 17 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Alright I 'spose Where d'yer fit the slam-dunkin' speakers, the rear spoiler and the fluorescent uplighters? How quick is it off the mark at lights? Where's the chrome and the blackout windows. It's a bit fuckin yellow init? Fuck that shit, I've got a much better vacuum cleaner... the suction is amazing... it blows your, er, mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: At least there's no shitty bin. I know. Technically, it's the councils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's a very lucky lady IKTC. And don't ever let her tell you she's not. Thankyou, want a shag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 19 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Why didn't you go to West Bromwich? Good idea, then you could have dropped her at that desperately awful shopping centre and fucked off to the Sportsman for a Curry and a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 On Sunday, November 06, 2016 at 7:30 PM, luke swarm said: even worse followed this incident Ratty........Mrs Swarm opted for a Dyson Animal super-duper Vacuum which cost over 350 quid...that bitch has no respek whatsoever errr the biatch I'm curious Swarm. Just exactly was the limit of 'your assistance in selecting this vacuum'. We're you busy wandering around trying to see if Henry's nozzle was big enough for your little worm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 On 11/6/2016 at 5:37 PM, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had to accompany Mrs Swarm into Dudley town centre to assist with choosing a new vacuum cleaner from Argos......its never a pleasant experience visiting what can only be described as the prime Chav colony of the West Midlands Massif. As I was contemplating nipping into the quite rough looking Moon Under Water, a Weatherspoons emporium for a touch of light refreshment while She browsed around Wilkinsons, there was this loud infernal racket that became increasing louder and louder with a bass so fucking low that it fairly reverberated the internal organs in its intensity. The cacophony was ascertained to be emanating from a big brash BMW slowly cruising down the high street with all its windows open and outrageously powerful sound system cranked up to maximum. The "music" if it can be called that obviously involved around the theme of black young youth meets black young female, they fall in love and then he duly starts to chastise her severely culminating in him putting a cap in her ass (arse). Why do these cunts think that everybody should listen to their music and do they have some kind of hearing defect that means they have to crank it all up so high....also it was a freezing day yesterday so why open all the windows of the car.....why is it always a BMW which is chosen for this sort of nonsense.....its fucking Dudley you wannabe homie hoods, not fucking LA...Stupid Yam Yam Cunts This is fucking drivel. Fuck off wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just now, JackoTC said: This is fucking drivel. Fuck off wanker. Jacko, you terrible cunt - good to see you haven't lost your touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm curious Swarm. Just exactly was the limit of 'your assistance in selecting this vacuum'. We're you busy wandering around trying to see if Henry's nozzle was big enough for your little worm? Ah, I see what's happened, a henry hoover is absolutely suited to a bungalow and for other personal duties on a mobility challenged older gent...however in a normal 2 storey semi, a normal vacuum is required. At the risk of sounding like our resident millionaire, I went along to provide finance as well as tacit agreement to whatever she chose and carrying said item to the car. It all very easy for people like you with your twice weekly carer visit and nhs contracted cleaner service but just remember its our taxes that keep chaps like you in relative comfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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