The Beast Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 On 12/11/2016 at 8:28 PM, Manky said: I think it is great. Dog owners know that a dog is a better friend than most people. Their unconditional love and loyalty sees and brings out the good in people. It goes without saying that few users of this site have dogs. Well, we did have a top dog here, but he now appears to be the lamp post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 36 minutes ago, Manky said: Someone once sad, "If you want to know who loves you the most, your dog or your missus,lock them both in the boot of a car for an hour then see who is most pleased to see you when you let them out" Why not just set the car on fire and push it into a quarry? Surely IF they love you like they SAY they do, their love for you will protect them. Tried this with my last two partners. The lying bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: My dog, a doberman collie cross barked at a large lady from the suburbs of Harare or Timbuktu or some such place. She screamed "Your dog is a racist" After I stopped laughing, inserted a couple of stitches in my split sides and picked myself up off the pavement I answered her. In hindsight, saying "He is colour blind, it must be the smell" was not the best thing I could have said. Grrr, grrrrr grack grastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Why not just set the car on fire and push it into a quarry? Surely IF they love you like they SAY they do, their love for you will protect them. Tried this with my last two partners. The lying bastards. You can't trust wimmen. They're all rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: My dog, a doberman collie cross barked at a large lady from the suburbs of Harare or Timbuktu or some such place. She screamed "Your dog is a racist" After I stopped laughing, inserted a couple of stitches in my split sides and picked myself up off the pavement I answered her. In hindsight, saying "He is colour blind, it must be the smell" was not the best thing I could have said. you bad monkey Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: You can't trust wimmen. They're all rats. careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Cats are cunts. Parasitic allergenic good for fuck all cunts. I agree with Manky. Dogs are better humans than most humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: careful Fuck off. My missus is one and by two rats are birds. Roll on teenage years - fucking nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 23 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Cats are cunts. Parasitic allergenic good for fuck all cunts. I agree with Manky. Dogs are better humans than most humans. The main reason dogs are better than women is because dogs don't want to know everything about every other dog you've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 27 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Cats are cunts. Parasitic allergenic good for fuck all cunts. I agree with Manky. Dogs are better humans than most humans. The main reason dogs are better than women is also that if you roll in at 4 in the morning the dog will almost certainly still be willing to lick you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The main reason dogs are better than women is because dogs don't want to know everything about every other dog you've had. Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The main reason dogs are better than women is also that if you roll in at 4 in the morning the dog will almost certainly still be willing to lick you. Well make up your mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 34 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Eric can't make up his mind or get his fucking phone to stop repeating the same quote every time he tries to quote a different post! Fuck this, I'm going to stamp on it and go back to my stone tablet and chisel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What I said before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I think my leg irons and electric wheelchair are interfering with the valves and transistors in my phone again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What I said before Don't worry, Eric. It's probably just Silent Hill messing with your phone signal. That or the Commies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I love my two pit bulls. ...er.....mastiffs. And they love me. Well they rarely bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Don't worry, Eric. It's probably just Silent Hill messing with your phone signal. That or the Commies. Fucking commies, I knew they were cunts when they killed tsar Nicholas and his family, mind you, apparently the youngest son was a right little bleeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love my two pit bulls. ...er.....mastiffs. And they love me. Well they rarely bite me. You don't need to worry about rabies, Jewish priests are all lovely people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Boils my piss when these fucking four legged shit machines get treated better than humans, fuck 'em Scooby doo was a cunt So would you be if you hung around with that thick cunt shaggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You don't need to worry about rabies, Jewish priests are all lovely people. What the fuck does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck does that mean? Rabies... Rabbis der. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Rabies... Rabbis der. Ahhhh! You're not my uncle Frank are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ahhhh! You're not my uncle Frank are you? No I am the Lindbergh baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I am the Lindbergh baby Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Which one? The ugly white one. Look at his avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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