Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: 400 million for buckingham palace refit....Dysfunctional benefit claiming cunts Panzerknacker Here's an idea, we should do the repairs after we have left the Republic of Europe. As everyone knows, when we have escaped from Europe there will be an additional £350m per week to spend here in our own country, and instead of giving it to the NHS, spend it on the Palace. would be around 8 days worth. Good idea Ja, Ja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Right you fuckwits. The Queen is head of state and a fine, caring woman. Any of you Republican vermin would be in the Tower if you had said half of that shit to Henry the Eighth. £400 million over 10 years works out at less than 2p a week per person. Spunkape's subscription to 'Gay Euro golfers matchplay foursome fisting' would cover the bill for most people. Manky you fool, she married an immigrant for fucks sake, lives with that immigrant in a fuck off council house, has bred like a fucking rabbit, producing further generations of work shy cunts that we will keep, and i bet has the top sky package with sports AND movies. As a proud, gay English man you can't be supporting those inbred kraut cunt ‘scroungers’ , the biggest poncing freeloaders in Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 36 minutes ago, Eddie said: As a proud, gay English man you can't be supporting those inbred kraut cunt ‘scroungers’ , the biggest poncing freeloaders in Britain. I can cos I ain't gay. Phil the Greek is a fucking star. Besides, my ex-girlfriend is half Asian. Her mum is Korean, her dad is Korean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 41 minutes ago, Manky said: I can cos I ain't gay. Phil the Greek is a fucking star. Besides, my ex-girlfriend is half Alsatian. Her mum is Korean, her dad is Korean. I knew they ate dog over there, but as for fucking them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Two of my brothers have already given the queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) a quote on the plumbing. They reckon they can do it in two weeks, cash in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Two of my brothers have already given the queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) a quote on the plumbing. They reckon they can do it in two weeks, cash in hand. Putting it in,taking it out or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Two of my brothers have already given the queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) a quote on the plumbing. They reckon they can do it in two weeks, cash in hand. They do realise she's quite old don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Two of my brothers have already given the queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) a quote on the plumbing. They reckon they can do it in two weeks, cash in hand. Said they'd do her roof n driveway and all.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Two of my brothers have already given the queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) a quote on the plumbing. They reckon they can do it in two weeks, cash in hand. And Tarmac her driveway. Fuckit. Panzer beat me to that one! Edited November 19, 2016 by Eric Cuntman Lack of due dilligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And Tarmac her driveway. Fuckit. Panzer beat me to that one! If they've got any left over from the job round the corner then yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If they've got any left over from the job round the corner then yes. "Would you like to buy some lucky heather Mrs Windsor"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: "Would you like to buy some lucky heather Mrs Windsor"? "No thank you, sir Paul McCartney warned me about that one legged cunt last time he popped round to get knighted" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: I can cos I ain't gay. Phil the Greek is a fucking star. Besides, my ex-girlfriend is half Asian. Her mum is Korean, her dad is Korean. If both her parents are Korean how the fuck can she be half Asian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If both her parents are Korean how the fuck can she be half Asian? Manchesters educational system. But I think Manky was setting a trap...and you just fell into it. He'll slaughter you for this tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Manchesters educational system. But I think Manky was setting a trap...and you just fell into it. He'll slaughter you for this tomorrow! I'll be ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll be ready I know. You're a two fisted gypsy gal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. You're a two fisted gypsy gal! Never been fisted. Not to my knowledge anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. You're a two fisted gypsy gal! You can see Gyps in action in this security video taken of a disagreement over parking spaces in an Aldi car park in 2014. She appears around the 50 second mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 9 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Here's an idea, we should do the repairs after we have left the Republic of Europe. As everyone knows, when we have escaped from Europe there will be an additional £350m per week to spend here in our own country, and instead of giving it to the NHS, spend it on the Palace. would be around 8 days worth. Good idea Ja, Ja? I'd offer to do the plumbing in the palace for free. So I could sneak into her bedroom and take a dump on her bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 46 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You can see Gyps in action in this security video taken of a disagreement over parking spaces in an Aldi car park in 2014. She appears around the 50 second mark. Love that film, DD Lewis is a bit overrated as an actor though I think. Ham more than a pigs back leg. Gyps flying ability suggests superpowers. Career with Marvel franchise pending. Or perhaps DC really stands for Diddi Coy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Love that film, DD Lewis is a bit overrated as an actor though I think. Ham more than a pigs back leg. Gyps flying ability suggests superpowers. Career with Marvel franchise pending. Or perhaps DC really stands for Diddi Coy. I like the bleaker street song, that the old man sings in the bar, when gyppo is trading ears for a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I like the bleaker street song, that the old man sings in the bar, when gyppo is trading ears for a pint. Is that the one that goes "Oh you New Yorkers " same Scene that they dispense mixed dregs as a sort of alkies discount special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that the one that goes "Oh you New Yorkers " same Scene that they dispense mixed dregs as a sort of alkies discount special? Think so yeah. Have watched that film about 10 times. Last time was a while back tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I like the bleaker street song, that the old man sings in the bar, when gyppo is trading ears for a pint. 9 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I like the bleaker street song, that the old man sings in the bar, when gyppo is trading ears for a pint. Thanks roadkill. Best buds forever he he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Extremecunt said: Thanks roadkill. Best buds forever he he. Mmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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