Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Muesli is the breakfast of champion cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. And men's cocks. Don't forget about men's cocks. Welcome back Punkie - I've missed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. I bet you like sugar puffs and coco pops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. No it wasn't. Maximilian Bircher-Benner was a physician and nutritionist, this is just more of your usual boring homophobic bollox. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: And men's cocks. Don't forget about men's cocks. Welcome back Punkie - I've missed you. You obsequious fucking peasant. My ban was a diabolical outrage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You obsequious fucking peasant. My ban was a diabolical outrage. Your ban was sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: No it wasn't. Maximilian Bircher-Benner was a physician and nutritionist, this is just more of your usual boring homophobic bollox. Idiot. Give him a fucking break Rick - he's more entertaining than most of the other cunts on here combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: No it wasn't. Maximilian Bircher-Benner was a physician and nutritionist, this is just more of your usual boring homophobic bollox. Idiot. I meant a homosexual cuckoo's cock maker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I meant a homosexual cuckoo's cock maker.... Thank you for that information .. how are they hanging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Thank you for that information .. how are they hanging? The cuckoos or their cocks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: The cuckoos or their cocks ? Your plums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You obsequious fucking peasant. My ban was a diabolical outrage. Your ban was lenient. Great. Now instead of Jessie's diets from The Fast Show, we have Punkapes diets on The Corner. "This week I will mostly be eating .......PUFFS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, The Beast said: Your ban was lenient. Great. Now instead of Jessie's diets from The Fast Show, we have Punkapes diets on The Corner. "This week I will mostly be eating .......PUFFS" With a side of Catholic propaganda. Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Give him a fucking break Rick - he's more entertaining than most of the other cunts on here combined. You hate him though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You hate him though Maybe its a case of... monkey see monkey do ha...ha... I'm going to bed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Maybe its a case of... monkey see monkey do ha...ha... I'm going to bed now. Hey wait do yuo all wanna dip your last nacho in my salsa dip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just now, Chip from the states said: Hey wait do yuo all wanna dip your last nacho in my salsa dip Fuck off Ex. I already told you I wasn't interested in all those drunken late night PM's you sent me the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck off Ex. I already told you I wasn't interested in all those drunken late night PM's you sent me the other day. Listen if you like muesli just say hek ex is to embarrsed to come on here now I fuck imbeciles like that do yuo fancy a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Do yuo wanna know the truth n'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Right I'm off the cows need milkin n'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Chip from the states said: Do yuo wanna know the truth n'all Just ask y'all fuck sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Ah fuck this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Seeing as history is written by the winners and homopoofery is in the ascendency, I suspect that a gay Swiss cuckoo clock molester was the inventor. We will never know the truth though. He drowned in his muesli when he was dragged in by a strong currant. Welcome back Cheshire's head fantasy golfing faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Seeing as history is written by the winners and homopoofery is in the ascendency, I suspect that a gay Swiss cuckoo clock molester was the inventor. We will never know the truth though. He drowned in his muesli when he was dragged in by a strong currant. Welcome back Cheshire's head fantasy golfing faggot. I bet that he can play cazy golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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