Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Don't you mean "you're" There were far worse crimes in that post than "you're" and you missed every fucking one of them... so if you're going to be being picky about ingrish, gramma, spellunk and punk-chu-ation, then take a look at any single one of your noms... and shove it up your dry hole, you useless fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: There were far worse crimes in that post than "you're" and you missed every fucking one of them... so if you're going to be being picky about ingrish, gramma, spellunk and punk-chu-ation, then take a look at any single one of your noms... and shove it up your dry hole, you useless fucking idiot. Ding, have you been possessed by the ghost of Bill Stickers? You're givin' me the 'orn with this new assertive side of yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Ding, have you been possessed by the ghost of Bill Stickers? You're givin' me the 'orn with this new assertive side of yours. Fuck you bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got 2 NVQ's and a BTEC national. So there. reported for having a dirty portfolio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: "dumbass"...?? Really? Fuck off back up Chips arse. ...and besides, my education is above a standard university degree, and whether you like it or not your shitty 2:1 in Sociology, Eugenics or whatever bollocks you didn't turn up for from a redbrick ex-poly doesn't count.... Back to your snazzy uniform with gold bits stuck on, follow your orders, and get those McFries cooked pronto you snivelling little shitbag or your next for the showers... Liar. You have no savoir faire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Liar. You have no savoir faire Which redtop did you read that in? Have you looked it up yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck you bitch! Ding I have never addressed you before or insulted you, but you are showing a bad side with a bit more er "spunk". Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 44 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Ding I have never addressed you before or insulted you, but you are showing a bad side with a bit more er "spunk". Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 while we're on VIZ images, Mrs mad bastard would be a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 27/11/2016 at 8:06 AM, Punkape said: At my public school we used to "convert " frogs over the rugby posts. Great fun. You never knew if they we going to hop out of the way at the last second.... lol. Some would say that this was no way to treat french-exchange students, I would disagree. Good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 25-11-2016 at 2:23 PM, Cuntybaws said: I don't mean to sound callous or anything, but if you arrange via the internet to meet a complete stranger for gay sex and a fuckload of illegal drugs then you shouldn't be too surprised when you're raped, murdered, and hideously mutilated. You might even call it poetic justice when your last conscious experience is of some cackling maniac curling out a steamer into your broken, bleeding mouth. Keith Vaz is a cunt. I bet Punkape still fancies this creepy looking cunt, he's not fussy about who plies him with drink and drugs whilst violating his rectum with a large marrow. Not that it matters what the cunt looks like when he's got a Lidl carrier bag pulled over his head when indulging in some weird mind boggling gay sex game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: I bet Punkape still fancies this creepy looking cunt, he's not fussy about who plies him with drink and drugs whilst violating his rectum with a large marrow. Not that it matters what the cunt looks like when he's got a Lidl carrier bag pulled over his head when indulging in some weird mind boggling gay sex game. Anything beats the gap between the sofa cushions, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, have you been possessed by the ghost of Bill Stickers? You're givin' me the 'orn with this new assertive side of yours. Deco ! I thought you'd gone to Tibet or summat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Anything beats the gap between the sofa cushions, eh? I wondered why the girl on the SCS adverts always avoids the middle of the sofas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: Deco ! I thought you'd gone to Tibet or summat. Frank sends his love, he's come over all esoterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 55 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Anything beats the gap between the sofa cushions, eh? Wouldn't that give you carpet burns on the old man? Nevermind, that's probably his intention.... 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wondered why the girl on the SCS adverts always avoids the middle of the sofas. It's also why everyone who sits on a sofa on that advert rubs their hands around in a circle.. just checking if they're in the safe area... you watch it next time, they all rub a bit of the arm or cushion with some wierd fixed smile on their mugs, a "hope I don't touch anything...." smile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Wouldn't that give you carpet burns on the old man? Nevermind, that's probably his intention.... It's also why everyone who sits on a sofa on that advert rubs their hands around in a circle.. just checking if they're in the safe area... you watch it next time, they all rub a bit of the arm or cushion with some wierd fixed smile on their mugs, a "hope I don't touch anything...." smile... Wanks on, wanks off, Daniel San. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I bet Punkape still fancies this creepy looking cunt, he's not fussy about who plies him with drink and drugs whilst violating his rectum with a large marrow. Not that it matters what the cunt looks like when he's got a Lidl carrier bag pulled over his head when indulging in some weird mind boggling gay sex game. Seems to be a lot of detailed knowledge of Punkies deviant proclivities, what are you not telling us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 You have to respect Punker's at least he comes on here openly gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank sends his love, he's come over all esoterical. Are you both in heaven? Is Martin Bormann with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 22 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Seems to be a lot of detailed knowledge of Punkies deviant proclivities, what are you not telling us? More's the point, what is Punkers not telling us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: More's the point, what is Punkers not telling us? Oh dear....Has your Transgender boyfriend stood you up again? Clinic tomorrow? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: More's the point, what is Punkers not telling us? By denying it all and being so outraged by it,he is telling us everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Snatch said: By denying it all and being so outraged by it,he is telling us everything. His protests and manufactured disgust speak volumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Oh dear....Has your Transgender boyfriend stood you up again? Clinic tomorrow? lol. I've never been a proponent of Malthusian league doctrine but in your case I'm prepared to make allowances, just this once though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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