Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 pair of cunts from Norwich who wiped themselves out in a car crash and one of them has been prosecuted for 'motoring offences' committed before his death. Now everyone (family) is pissed off for tarnishing their 'good natured, lively' memory. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Yeah put it away you perv cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: pair of cunts from Norwich who wiped themselves out in a car crash and one of them has been prosecuted for 'motoring offences' committed before his death. Now everyone (family) is pissed off for tarnishing their 'good natured, lively' memory. Discuss. You cannot begin to imagine my delight when I read this in the local paper and I genuinely thought that there was a chance that you were dead. Thanks for ruining my morning by confirming your continued existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: You cannot begin to imagine my delight when I read this in the local paper and I genuinely thought that there was a chance that you were dead. Thanks for ruining my morning by confirming your continued existence. Why couldn't it have been frank and IKTC on a joy ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Before anyone gets upset. I was playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: You cannot begin to imagine my delight when I read this in the local paper and I genuinely thought that there was a chance that you were dead. Thanks for ruining my morning by confirming your continued existence. It was never going to be Drew. I can't imagine his mobility scooter hitting high enough speeds to cause any serious damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: It was never going to be Drew. I can't imagine his mobility scooter hitting high enough speeds to cause any serious damage. Unfortunately there's no cliffs in norfolk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 58 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Unfortunately there's no cliffs in norfolk.... theres some in Happisburgh. And you dont even need a mobility scooter to access them with the speed that they are eroding inland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 The message from this nom. is, if you act like a cunt when you're alive people are still going to know you were a cunt even when you're dead. So don't get all upset about it and spare a thought for the innocents left behind. Cliff Richard is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Is there a link to the story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 My day is always brightened by the amount of shitty deaths both coveted and real that grace these pages. Sometimes its not the right people, but cant have everything you want eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Back on topic, are you telling us that they're prosecuting dead people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Back on topic, are you telling us that they're prosecuting dead people? Yes. What an absolutely brilliant way of spending public money, I bet prosecutors and defence counsel were all paid handsomely to deal with this one. I wonder if Derek Akorah or some other charlatan cunt will be tasked with collecting any motoring fines accrued by this prick who has already been tried and sentenced by way of his own idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. What an absolutely brilliant way of spending public money, I bet prosecutors and defence counsel were all paid handsomely to deal with this one. I wonder if Derek Akorah or some other charlatan cunt will be tasked with collecting any motoring fines accrued by this prick who has already been tried and sentenced by way of his own idiocy. How the fuck does that work? "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?" ....dead silence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 The defendant has exercised his right to remain silent m'lud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 it must be a bit like receiving a fine for aiding and abetting if the driver of the hearse jumped a red light on their way to dump your rotting corpse in the landfill site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Piston said: How the fuck does that work? "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?" ....dead silence Knock once for "guilty"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The defendant has exercised his right to remain silent m'lud Legal advice is that this would be taken as a possible admission of guilt. Sentencing, depending upon magistrates' vs Crown court might be: A custodial sentence, although the defendant poses little risk to the public. A suspended sentence, dependent upon no further offending behaviour (cosmetic/olfactory offence disregarded) for, say, the next 200 years. Released but tracked by electronic tag (Crapita/G4S would still lose the cunt). It's a legal minefield! (The US spell-checker is an asshole) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: it must be a bit like receiving a fine for aiding and abetting if the driver of the hearse jumped a red light on their way to dump your rotting corpse in the landfill site. I wonder if they went through the motions of trying Fred West after he had saved them the trouble by lynching himself. He could have got away with it all by simply claiming that he bought his garden topsoil from a supplier in Lockerbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Piston said: A custodial sentence, although the defendant poses little risk to the public. A suspended sentence, dependent upon no further offending behaviour (cosmetic/olfactory offence disregarded) for, say, the next 200 years. What about the smell from the decomposing body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: What about the smell from the decomposing body? Of course he could share a cell with Jimmy Saville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Prosecuting counsel "The defendent is a rotter m'lud". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about the smell from the decomposing body? He would be served with a clean up notification by the environment agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Piston said: (The US spell-checker is an asshole) A R S E H O L E ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Of course he could share a cell with Jimmy Saville. Jim'll fix him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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