Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: The next line looks like it says A man has won a shit. 'Man gewond na schijt' translates as 'as man wounded after shit. They're probably covering the Punkape story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I wouldn't mind visiting her Netherlands. Get in quick before article 50 is triggered and Geert wins the next election, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Get in quick before article 50 is triggered and Geert wins the next election, Imagine having a shit day at work, knowing when it's over you can go home and (after earning it) fire your load up that. Her partner is a very lucky guy (or girl). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Wolfie said: Imagine having a shit day at work, knowing when it's over you can go home and (after earning it) fire your load up that. Her partner is a very lucky guy (or girl). Something inside me wants it to be a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: She's grown on me over the years but I go to 'Goedmorgan Nederland' to relieve my morning glory over Maike Timmerman. She's luvverly, looks a bit like Chloe Annet who played Kochanski in Red Dwarf 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: Something inside me wants it to be a girl. Something on the outside of me wants to be inside her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Something inside me wants it to be a girl. That is the one thing you and I have in common with butch lesbians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: The irony is this photo was taken by 'Splash' News. I mean, which red-blooded male couldn't stop himself from splashing in Cherie's general direction? Just think tony has buried his face in that fish stinking mess. I'm lucky my missus is smoking hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I'll get me mustang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Top NATO official on business in Wales. Maybe they're getting their own second hand aircraft carrier. Na, probably looking for a few locals to help with digging latrines, they are good at digging big holes in the ground are the welch, opps sorry, welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 14 minutes ago, Chip from the states said: Just think tony has buried his face in that fish stinking mess. I'm lucky my missus is smoking hot. Are you married to Joan of Arc by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Naz gets me everytime, or at least I wish she would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you married to Joan of Arc by any chance? No. divorced from a smoking hot girl. No big deal, have a smoking hot replacement. Hello eric! Best buds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I'm guessing I'm no longer welcome on here for being a raving lunatic? Speak to me eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 From now on I'll be very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Sally Nugent reminds me of a grazing deer. Mid meal. Her mouth is to small for her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Ah fuck it. Am I the most hated character ever? I'll leave you all alone lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Wolfe you cunt. Do the following immediately. 1) Type 'Specsavers' into Google. 2) Locate your nearest branch and book an eye test ASAP. 3) Kindly ask them, what the fuck is wrong with your eyesight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 36 minutes ago, Chip from the states said: I'm guessing I'm no longer welcome on here for being a raving lunatic? Speak to me eric! Desist with this schizophrenic behaviour and go back to being Extremecunt. Then big blue can go ( away ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Naz gets me everytime, or at least I wish she would. It's heartwarming to know that you'd shove your tiny fucking maggot in a minority, but wouldn't want one living next door to you. Hypocritical fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 34 minutes ago, Chip from the states said: Ah fuck it. Am I the most hated character ever? I'll leave you all alone lol. You are not by any means hated Chip. That particular fake Hellenic twat is being very quiet at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You are not by any means hated Chip. That particular fake Hellenic twat is being very quiet at the moment. Best buds then. Just joking I'm lonely tonite. Fuckin missus thinks hockey is more important. Just playing I love her really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Best buds then. Just joking I'm lonely tonite. Fuckin missus thinks hockey is more important. Just playing I love her really. Hullo, Ex. There was some weird Yank hanging around pretending to be you a while back. We all just played along, but we knew it was bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 On 03/12/2016 at 7:54 PM, Roadkill said: Hullo, Ex. There was some weird Yank hanging around pretending to be you a while back. We all just played along, but we knew it was bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Yeah fuckin slot em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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