Wolfie Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: But it doesn't matter if we use shite Chinese steel instead of British? You utter, utter fucking spastic. The Ford Transit I drive (yes – I am a white knuckle-dragger) is sold via the marketing apparatus 'made in Britain'). Yet everything from the dashboard plastics to the cheap steel suspension is made in China, though actually 'manufactured' in the UK. Does the fact it's put together in the UK make a difference? Actually, yes. Not only do I like to think so, but based on my experiences, I believe so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: The Ford Transit I drive (yes – I am a white knuckle-dragger) is sold via the marketing apparatus 'made in Britain'). Yet everything from the dashboard plastics to the cheap steel suspension is made in China, though actually 'manufactured' in the UK. Does the fact it's put together in the UK make a difference? Actually, yes. Not only do I like to think so, but based on my experiences, I believe so. Always loved driving Transits! Best van in the world by far. Much better than those Mercedes shit-heaps that rust the first time you clean them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Always loved driving Transits! Best van in the world by far. Much better than those Mercedes shit-heaps that rust the first time you clean them. Indeed. Mercs are also worse on fuel economy. And more expensive to maintain. And technologically inferior. And depreciate more quickly. The most surprising thing of all is that they're German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. Mercs are also worse on fuel economy. And more expensive to maintain. And technologically inferior. And depreciate more quickly. The most surprising thing of all is that they're German. I used to have a Bedford CF. I loved it, it was an old Evening News van still in it's livery, sliding doors the lot. I used to call it the 'fuck truck', not because I used to fuck in it but becuase it was old and shitty and used to fuck me over at the most inconvenient of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: I used to have a Bedford CF. I loved it, it was an old Evening News van still in it's livery, sliding doors the lot. I used to call it the 'fuck truck', nuo because I used to fuck in it but becuase it was old and shitty and used to fuck me over at the most inconvenient of times. I've never owned a van, but it is one of my goals in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I used to have a Bedford CF. I loved it, it was an old Evening News van still in it's livery, sliding doors the lot. I used to call it the 'fuck truck', not because I used to fuck in it but becuase it was old and shitty and used to fuck me over at the most inconvenient of times. Didn't you even try to pull some dirty blond slag in the thing, at least out of sympathy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. Mercs are also worse on fuel economy. And more expensive to maintain. And technologically inferior. And depreciate more quickly. The most surprising thing of all is that they're German. I used to love the old work runabout, Mazda pick up with bench seat and column shift that made people think you were waving at them every time you changed into third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Haha! That's OK, IKTC. I understand my Czech car will clash with your beliefs. They didn't even translate the stickers inside the fuel cap cover. Czech? Fuck off, the Germans took it over like befo... Oops... Your car is German like sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I've never owned a van, but it is one of my goals in life. I've never owned a van either, and it's not one of my goals in life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Wolfie said: Once you do, you'll wonder how you ever managed without so much unlimited space! I'm sure Tony feels the same about Cherie's cunt. Is that where he disappeared to for all these years? Bet he's got a sweet man cave in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 On 14/12/2016 at 9:13 PM, Roadkill said: Is that where he disappeared to for all these years? Bet he's got a sweet man cave in there. Sadly, for Tony, he actually disappeared up his own rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Once you do, you'll wonder how you ever managed without so much unlimited space! I'm sure Tony feels the same about Cherie's cunt. I'll stick to a car - I have a house to provide all the space I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I'll stick to a car - I have a house to provide all the space I need. Can't transport stuff with your house, though. Imagine the thrill of driving down the motorway with a double bed and two liquor cabinets in the back. Man that would be awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Can't transport stuff with your house, though. Imagine the thrill of driving down the motorway with a double bed and two liquor cabinets in the back. Man that would be awesome... I don't need to transport stuff that requires anything bigger than a car. What's a liquor cabinet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I don't need to transport stuff that requires anything bigger than a car. What's a liquor cabinet? A booze box? A pisshead's coffin? Mackem's Bane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: And depreciate more quickly. Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, "depreciate quicker." Next time try not to use the word 'more' unnecessarily (I think I actually nommed this very thing a while back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: A booze box? A pisshead's coffin? Mackem's Bane? I know what it means - it's just that no one from the UK would ever call it a liquor cabinet. That's what Yanks say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, "depreciate quicker." Next time try not to use the word 'more' unnecessarily (I think I actually nommed this very thing a while back) You're quite right, my apologies. Next time I'll realise such trivial things annoy you, and tread more carefully with my grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I know what it means - it's just that no one from the UK would ever call it a liquor cabinet. That's what Yanks say. My most humble apologies, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're quite right, my apologies. Next time I'll realise such trivial things annoy you, and tread more carefully with my grammar. These oldies can get touchy about the silliest things, eh? Although you should rightfully be ashamed. That was awful sentence structure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, "depreciate quicker." Next time try not to use the word 'more' unnecessarily (I think I actually nommed this very thing a while back) Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, "I actually nommed this very thing a while back." Next time try not to use the word 'I' unnecessarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, "I actually nommed this very thing a while back." Next time try not to use the word 'I' unnecessarily. Sorry ddn't realse was dong t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Ellesmere Port is in Cheshire .. just like Punkie. Does Ellesmere have a port? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 A bit harsh RK, you will be old one day (maybe) and probably cause the same amount of fuel consumption for other moaning cuntbreeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Fender777 said: A bit harsh RK, you will be old one day (maybe) and probably cause the same amount of fuel consumption for other moaning cuntbreeds. Hardly. By the time I'm that age they'd have finally made it compulsory to quit as soon as you're too old to drive in the first place. The only reason we're not there yet is because the current generation in power are too scared to tell their parents no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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