Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Religious fucking nonsense. Some cunt is deemed exceptionally holy and performs great acts of kindness etc and he becomes a saint. I'd imagine Punkape would become Saint Semen, the sucker of cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Another slice of comedy gold Ape. I'm sure everyone is vying to answer this nom at once and the servers cant handle it. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Another slice of comedy gold Ape. I'm sure everyone is vying to answer this nom at once and the servers cant handle it. Probably. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Saint Ape of Shitnomville. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 58 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Saint Ape of Shitnomville. Now fuck off. Saint Pissflaps of NoNomVille. Fuck off, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Saint Ape of Shitnomville. Now fuck off. Lol. Ape has AIDS..... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Religious fucking nonsense. Some cunt is deemed exceptionally holy and performs great acts of kindness etc and he becomes a saint. I'd imagine Punkape would become Saint Semen, the sucker of cock. Indeed. It doesn't take much intelligence to realise the medieval stupidity suggesting Earth was made by a man in seven days, while two people alone populated the planet. Religion per se seems to cause one heck of a lot of bloodshed, too, while the clergy (of which saints fulfil a huge part), has an unhealthy history of raping children. Anything driven by or involving religion can screw itself. What an outdated pile of bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Yawn! This has been raked over many times. Religion is for gormless sheeple with aids like punkape who think that it is ok to be a shit in life as long as you repent. Fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. It doesn't take much intelligence to realise the medieval stupidity suggesting Earth was made by a man in seven days, while two people alone populated the planet. Religion per se seems to cause one heck of a lot of bloodshed, too, while the clergy (of which saints fulfil a huge part), has an unhealthy history of raping children. Anything driven by or involving religion can screw itself. What an outdated pile of bullshit. Who made the universe and the stars ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yawn! This has been raked over many times. Religion is for gormless sheeple with aids like punkape who think that it is ok to be a shit in life as long as you repent. Fucking bollocks. You have gonnerhea. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Who made the universe and the stars ? Stupid question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Who made the universe and the stars ? If you want an education you should have spent more time in class at boarding school instead of gobbing off "the chaps". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You have gonnerhea. lol. You have no penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You have gonnerhea. lol. I assume you mean gonorrhoea, you illiterate fucking spacker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who made the universe and the stars ? Physics made them, you thick cunt. Physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Physics made them, you thick cunt. Physics. Who made Physics ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Who made Physics ? Oh sorry, I forgot god did that too. Was it on the 8th day, after he'd rested and wanked himself stupid on the 7th? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: I assume you mean gonorrhoea, you illiterate fucking spacker? No, 'gonnerhea' is quite correct. I believe it's similar to gonorrhoea, but transferred between same-sex partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who made the universe and the stars ? you're asking the wrong question Punkly. We need to know why we always want to have a pee after we've got nice and settled in the bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 25 minutes ago, ratcum said: you're asking the wrong question Punkly. We need to know why we always want to have a pee after we've got nice and settled in the bath God made the planet and you've sprung out of it ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: God made the planet and you've sprung out of it ...... yes, but the wee in the bath thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: yes, but the wee in the bath thing? I'd often theorized this myself and the conclusion that I came to was that the warm water relaxes the usually tense muscles around the bladder thus causing the mentioned sensation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'd often theorized this myself and the conclusion that I came to was that the warm water relaxes the usually tense muscles around the bladder thus causing the mentioned sensation. God made the bladder..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 46 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh sorry, I forgot god did that too. Was it on the 8th day, after he'd rested and wanked himself stupid on the 7th? The religious mob used to accuse Darwinists of manufacturing and planting dinosaur bones to discredit the bible. The simple fact is that if you add up the ages of the prophets who allegedly wrote the bible from the point of the creation, the world is less than 10.000 years old, we can Carbon date lumps of wood to older than that. Religion is for sheep who cannot come to terms with their own mortality and prefer to believe that when they die they go to the sky fairy and live in paradise. Childish cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: God made the bladder..... No, Punky. Evolution did. Save the preaching for Father McNiven when he's balls deep in your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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