Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 These cunts have only got to utter those 6 words for anybody to know that they are liars. Others in the same camp, swear on their Mums life etc. etc. as if to kid us up with their false promises and/or hopes. "I swear on my kids life, that I'll pay you back tomorrow" seems to be a favourite classic, as is also "I'll only shag your wife just the once" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I never let the truth get in my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I never let the truth get in my way. sound advice for the unwary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: These cunts have only got to utter those 6 words for anybody to know that they are liars. Others in the same camp, swear on their Mums life etc. etc. as if to kid us up with their false promises and/or hopes. "I swear on my kids life, that I'll pay you back tomorrow" seems to be a favourite classic, as is also "I'll only shag your wife just the once" You're a fucking peasant and you mix with plebs... You wouldn't ever get into my golf club because we discriminate against total tools......like yourself.... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You're a fucking peasant and you mix with plebs... You wouldn't ever get into my golf club because we discriminate against total tools......like yourself.... Fuck off. In less than a few hours, I have safely established that you are a cunt, and just like two others, you should think about re-grouping as the fucking Beverly Sisters. All you have thus far managed is to prattle on like some kind of queen, and all of this despite 4,299 posts. Fucking hell, you sure paint a pretty picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: These cunts have only got to utter those 6 words for anybody to know that they are liars. I swear on my children's life that I don't think that you are a boring fucking cunt who would be better off dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I swear on my children's life that I don't think that you are a boring fucking cunt who would be better off dead. Not bad. Warrants a like but cant be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Not bad. Warrants a like but cant be arsed. Your arse is probably being pounded by an leprosy ridden, Albanian migrant right now..... as you tap your drivel into Cuntscorner. Kill yourself with Paraquat... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Your arse is probably being pounded by an leprosy ridden, Albanian migrant right now..... as you tap your drivel into Cuntscorner. Kill yourself with Paraquat... lol. Yours is so stretched even an elephant's cock couldn't touch the sides oik features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yours is so stretched even an elephant's cock couldn't touch the sides oik features. He seems to be obsessed with me. My guess is he's a shirt-lifting toe-toucher however he most certainly is a dork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yours is so stretched even an elephant's cock couldn't touch the sides oik features. Drink weedol with paraquat..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: dork. Vajazzle, is that you, you mentalist cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a fucking peasant and you mix with plebs... You wouldn't ever get into my golf club because we discriminate against total tools......like yourself.... Fuck off. Not all total tools clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: I swear on my children's life that I don't think that you are a boring fucking cunt who would be better off dead. Bubba liked this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Drink weedol with paraquat..... lol. I will ask my head groundsman if he has any then I will post it to you, where is the bridge you place cardboard box these days? Hoi poloi protozoan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: In less than a few hours, I have safely established that you are a cunt, and just like two others, you should think about re-grouping as the fucking Beverly Sisters. All you have thus far managed is to prattle on like some kind of queen, and all of this despite 4,299 posts. Fucking hell, you sure paint a pretty picture. Please do not upset Mr Punkely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Please do not upset Mr Punkely He's sure gone out of his way to try and upset me for no reason. Am barely finding my feet. Is it always like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Vajazzle, is that you, you mentalist cunt? Didn't jazz have a creepy obsession with you? I'd hate to have a sackless, impotent loser stalking me around the corner, showing increasingly more disturbed behaviour with every post they make. Could you keep an eye out and let me know if you spot any freaks like that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He's sure gone out of his way to try and upset me for no reason. Am barely finding my feet. Is it always like this? If you can't find your feet you must be obese and therefore an unnecessary drain on NHS resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: If you can't find your feet you must be obese and therefore an unnecessary drain on NHS resources. They might have been chopped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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