Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 29 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I'm Vic Dakin, if i looked at you for more than a second, you would piss in your pants. I would if I was Ian McShane and I was about to get bummed by an alcoholic Welshman. "Razors, cut 'im". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gangster Number One was good. Yeah, I liked that one, Jamie Foreman as Lenny Taylor was good, but then his dad was the real deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, I liked that one, Jamie Foreman as Lenny Taylor was good, but then his dad was the real deal. Know him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 James Cagney was a dirty rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Fuck off!,you cunts probably cried over Kramer Vs Kramer and think Tootsie was a masterpiece,fucking sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would if I was Ian McShane and I was about to get bummed by an alcoholic Welshman. "Razors, cut 'im". You cunt, I'd managed to block that image out of my mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You cunt, I'd managed to block that image out of my mind... Which one? Burton bumming McShane or Bob Hoskins henchman slicing up Denzel from only fools and horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Which one? Burton bumming McShane or Bob Hoskins henchman slicing up Denzel from only fools and horses. McShanes fugly sweaty gurning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: McShanes fugly sweaty gurning Hideous wasn't it, he seems to play a lot of underworld chutney ferrets, in Sexy beast and 44 inch chest, both coincidentally starring Ray Winstone. Have you seen the Directors cut of 'Scum'? In that, Ray Winstones character Carlin is a whoopsie as well, sickening, I wish I'd never watched it as it now has ruined the original cut for me, where he merely kicked peoples fucking heads in rather than smashed their back doors in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hideous wasn't it, he seems to play a lot of underworld chutney ferrets, in Sexy beast and 44 inch chest, both coincidentally starring Ray Winstone. Have you seen the Directors cut of 'Scum'? In that, Ray Winstones character Carlin is a whoopsie as well, sickening, I wish I'd never watched it as it now has ruined the original cut for me, where he merely kicked peoples fucking heads in rather than smashed their back doors in. Ian McShane was great in Lovejoy. Very smooth and sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 44 inch chest,now theres a fucking dog turd of a film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Neil said: 44 inch chest,now theres a fucking dog turd of a film Someone says "yew cahnting spunkaaaah !" , which was good but aside from that it is shit, shit, shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, Neil said: 44 inch chest,now theres a fucking dog turd of a film Absolutely, when I saw the cast, John Hurt etc, I thought it was going to be a winner, pile of shit though. Ben Kingsley managed to make Sexy Beast watchable, just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Someone says "yew cahnting spunkaaaah !" , which was good but aside from that it is shit, shit, shit. That is exactly the reason the film is cak,no one in the history of forever has EVER called someone a 'cunting spunker' Winstone is a fucking 1/2 trick pony....Lords Of London Is another of his that is fucking dire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely, when I saw the cast, John Hurt etc, I thought it was going to be a winner, pile of shit though. Ben Kingsley managed to make Sexy Beast watchable, just. That the one where Hurt appears in a dress for absolutely no reason and Al Swaregin from Deadwood fucks rent boys on his couch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That the one where Hurt appears in a dress for absolutely no reason and Al Swaregin from Deadwood fucks rent boys on his couch? Yeah I think so, it was so shit that I can't remember too much about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah I think so, it was so shit that I can't remember too much about it. I got it around the same time I bought 51st State and Snatch. Saved it till last because the cast looked so good and it turned out to be the worst out of the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I got it around the same time I bought 51st State and Snatch. Saved it till last because the cast looked so good and it turned out to be the worst out of the lot. Snatch is on my top ten. Lock stock I like a lot as well, I can't fucking stand Guy Ritchie but he has turned out a couple of crackers, Revolver was an unforgivable shitfest though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, Neil said: That is exactly the reason the film is cak,no one in the history of forever has EVER called someone a 'cunting spunker' Winstone is a fucking 1/2 trick pony....Lords Of London Is another of his that is fucking dire It's not really a film, it's a gash stage play. Yew sleeeg this yew sleeeg that. Danny Dyer is conspicuous in his absence. That reminds me, you should watch "Rise of the Footsoldier"- laughably terrible, much much worse than the above. So shit it's worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Snatch is on my top ten. Lock stock I like a lot as well, I can't fucking stand Guy Ritchie but he has turned out a couple of crackers, Revolver was an unforgivable shitfest though. Rock n Rolla is entirely forgettable, too. Despite it being a crime comedy which he's always done best. Everything he touched after Snatch in 2000 (fucking 2000) either became mediocre or downright shite like those utterly wank Sherlock Holmes movies where they felt the need to shoot every action scene in painfully slow motion just because. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 "Army of One" - laughably fucking shit beyond belief - worth watching 5 minutes of just to be astounded. Russel Brand playing God, Nic Cage playing some terrorist weirdo with a bizarre squeaky voice, fucking nonsense - 0%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's not really a film, it's a gash stage play. Yew sleeeg this yew sleeeg that. Danny Dyer is conspicuous in his absence. That reminds me, you should watch "Rise of the Footsoldier"- laughably terrible, much much worse than the above. So shit it's worth watching. Watching Sean Bean trying to play an Essex geezah in Essex boys, the first film about the Rettendon murders was cringeworthy in the extreme, all the films that have tackled the subject have been awful, but the best of the bunch was 'bonded by blood'. Tamer Hassan can act the shit out of Dyer, and Frank Harper is the only truly decent actor out of that circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's not really a film, it's a gash stage play. Yew sleeeg this yew sleeeg that. Danny Dyer is conspicuous in his absence. That reminds me, you should watch "Rise of the Footsoldier"- laughably terrible, much much worse than the above. So shit it's worth watching. Don't bother with 'Rise of the footsoldier 2', so shit it's NOT worth watching. I've met Carlton Leach and he's a good 14 inches taller than Ricci hartnett (posh midget in real life) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 On 2/3/2017 at 11:58 PM, Eric Cuntman said: I would if I was Ian McShane and I was about to get bummed by an alcoholic Welshman. "Razors, cut 'im". I need you wolf, followed by a couple of punches to his kidney's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 You're all a bunch of Barry Norman wannabes. Get your fucking fat, lazy ravaged arses off the fucking sofa and check out the real world away from your TV screens. It's not fucking real you twats. Winstone punches like a frost damaged pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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