Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 A dreadful film in which Marlon Brando stumbles around making incomprehensible grunting noises because, for no obvious reason, he has a wad of cotton wool stuffed in each cheek. Chavs and pikeys seem to love this film as they think it is all about respect (or RESPEK, in their language), but really it is a shit film that glorifies a pack of violent, self-serving wops. At least this explains why chavs and pikeys love it; a bunch of violent morons with a superiority complex. Cunts that consider the Mafia as any sort of moral arbiters are idiots to a tee. Quote
Decimus Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A dreadful film in which Marlon Brando stumbles around making incomprehensible grunting noises because, for no obvious reason, he has a wad of cotton wool stuffed in each cheek. Chavs and pikeys seem to love this film as they think it is all about respect (or RESPEK, in their language), but really it is a shit film that glorifies a pack of violent, self-serving wops. At least this explains why chavs and pikeys love it; a bunch of violent morons with a superiority complex. Cunts that consider the Mafia as any sort of moral arbiters are idiots to a tee. There are 547 minutes spread across all three Godfather films. That's nearly ten hours of incomprehensible fucking shit, filmed at an artistic angle with some sort of homosexual providing an eagle eyed view. Wipe the lamp black off of your disgusting be-kilted thighs, and shut your cunting fucking mouth. Gossiping cunt. 1 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Yank/Eyetie bollocks. 'The Long Good Friday' was a real gangster film. Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yank/Eyetie bollocks. 'The Long Good Friday' was a real gangster film. but not Tim Westwood gangsta presumably? Quote
Bubba C Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: There are 547 minutes spread across all three Godfather films. Still takes less time to watch all 3 than read than the average TSD nom. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: Still takes less time to watch all 3 than read than the average TSD nom. He should adopt a "code of silence". You hear me Dan- omertà. Fuck up. Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: There are 547 minutes spread across all three Godfather films. That's nearly ten hours of incomprehensible fucking shit, filmed at an artistic angle with some sort of homosexual providing an eagle eyed view. Wipe the lamp black off of your disgusting be-kilted thighs, and shut your cunting fucking mouth. Gossiping cunt. Hollywank has a habit of glamourising speech impediments and lowlife criminal scum. Look at Ben Hur for instance. Or Jungle Book. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: but not Tim Westwood gangsta presumably? It would be hard to take a gangster named Tim seriously, a bit like making it through SAS selection and finding out your staff sargeant was named Jean Pierre. Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Hollywank has a habit of glamourising speech impediments and lowlife criminal scum. Look at Ben Hur for instance. Or Jungle Book. Or 12 Years a Slave. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hollywank has a habit of glamourising speech impediments and lowlife criminal scum. Look at Ben Hur for instance. Or Jungle Book. Or anything with Woody Allen in it. Actually, I'm being a bit harsh there. I sat through all of "Hannah Does Her Sisters" once, and it wasn't that bad. Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Or 12 Years a Slave. You're a cunt TSD but that's one splooge inducing avatar you've got there. Can I borrow a high res copy? Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Or anything with Woody Allen in it. including an au pair Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Or anything with Woody Allen in it. Actually, I'm being a bit harsh there. I sat through all of "Hannah Does Her Sisters" once, and it wasn't that bad. it didn't get the recognition that Suzi Sucks Seattle VII got Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Or anything with Woody Allen in it. Does that include Soon-Yi Previn? Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Does that include Soon-Yi Previn? Too Soon? Yes, Woody, twelve IS too soon. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A dreadful film in which Marlon Brando stumbles around making incomprehensible grunting noises because, for no obvious reason, he has a wad of cotton wool stuffed in each cheek. Chavs and pikeys seem to love this film as they think it is all about respect (or RESPEK, in their language), but really it is a shit film that glorifies a pack of violent, self-serving wops. At least this explains why chavs and pikeys love it; a bunch of violent morons with a superiority complex. Cunts that consider the Mafia as any sort of moral arbiters are idiots to a tee. I'm glad that James Gandolfini's dead. Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Q: What's the difference between ISIS and rent boys? A: ISIS blow shit up for nothing Quote
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'm glad that James Gandolfini's dead. Has Sauron risen again? Quote
Jake The Muss Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 They're well made films in my opinion but fall short of Once Upon A Time In America and the Outstanding Scarface. On the British gangster Films , then it has to be Get Carter or Villain.but none of them can match the great Killer Nun. Quote
Jake The Muss Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Or anything with Woody Allen in it. Actually, I'm being a bit harsh there. I sat through all of "Hannah Does Her Sisters" once, and it wasn't that bad. Wasn't that bad CB, have you lost touch with reality ? Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Fender777 said: They're well made films in my opinion but fall short of Once Upon A Time In America and the Outstanding Scarface. On the British gangster Films , then it has to be Get Carter or Villain.but none of them can match the great Killer Nun. I forgot about 'Villain' Richard Burton struggled a bit playing a cockney poof though. Quote
Jake The Muss Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I forgot about 'Villain' Richard Burton struggled a bit playing a cockney poof though. I'm Vic Dakin, if i looked at you for more than a second, you would piss in your pants. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It would be hard to take a gangster named Tim seriously, a bit like making it through SAS selection and finding out your staff sargeant was named Jean Pierre. Or eastender playing hard SAS man Henry..... Henry ffs. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Too Soon? Yes, Woody, twelve IS too soon. Punkers always orders cream of sum yung guy when he's in a Chinese. At least I think that's how it's spelt. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I forgot about 'Villain' Richard Burton struggled a bit playing a cockney poof though. Gangster Number One was good. Quote
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